So what's the deal with buttplugs?
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
I'd be a poor manager if I didn't mention this to Big Anus, The Rodeo Queen.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
Anal-ender 10 am I right?
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I'm so punk, I don't even take my leather jacket off when it catches fire. Which it does frequently, because of how fucking punk I am.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
I saw something like this at the KGB museum in NY. They had capsules that had rifled surfaces so that if you were captured and they made you repeatedly squat to eject the thing, It wouldn't come out.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
So what do you guys do to keep them from popping out? Mine pop out whenever I sneeze or bend over or catch the string on something. Should I just cram them in deeper?
edit: Sorry, misread. Thought this was a thread about earplugs.
edit: Sorry, misread. Thought this was a thread about earplugs.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
Oh, you do not want to talk about earplugs here lest the ghost of eumaas return to devour you like a goblin.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑08 Jan 2021, 9:24pmSo what do you guys do to keep them from popping out? Mine pop out whenever I sneeze or bend over or catch the string on something. Should I just cram them in deeper?
edit: Sorry, misread. Thought this was a thread about earplugs.
https://clashcity.com/boards/viewtopic. ... 12&p=28974
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
Stick it deep inside, cuz I'm LOOSE! said Iggy Pop
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
So you're saying I should stick buttplugs in my ears? I'll look like an idiot!!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Jan 2021, 9:47pmOh, you do not want to talk about earplugs here lest the ghost of eumaas return to devour you like a goblin.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑08 Jan 2021, 9:24pmSo what do you guys do to keep them from popping out? Mine pop out whenever I sneeze or bend over or catch the string on something. Should I just cram them in deeper?
edit: Sorry, misread. Thought this was a thread about earplugs.
https://clashcity.com/boards/viewtopic. ... 12&p=28974
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
Better a live idiot than meat in eumaas' colon.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑08 Jan 2021, 10:06pmSo you're saying I should stick buttplugs in my ears? I'll look like an idiot!!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Jan 2021, 9:47pmOh, you do not want to talk about earplugs here lest the ghost of eumaas return to devour you like a goblin.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑08 Jan 2021, 9:24pmSo what do you guys do to keep them from popping out? Mine pop out whenever I sneeze or bend over or catch the string on something. Should I just cram them in deeper?
edit: Sorry, misread. Thought this was a thread about earplugs.
https://clashcity.com/boards/viewtopic. ... 12&p=28974
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft