So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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I'd be a poor manager if I didn't mention this to Big Anus, The Rodeo Queen.
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Anal-ender 10 am I right?

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I saw something like this at the KGB museum in NY. They had capsules that had rifled surfaces so that if you were captured and they made you repeatedly squat to eject the thing, It wouldn't come out.
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So what do you guys do to keep them from popping out? Mine pop out whenever I sneeze or bend over or catch the string on something. Should I just cram them in deeper?

edit: Sorry, misread. Thought this was a thread about earplugs.

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Kimmelweck wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 9:24pm
So what do you guys do to keep them from popping out? Mine pop out whenever I sneeze or bend over or catch the string on something. Should I just cram them in deeper?

edit: Sorry, misread. Thought this was a thread about earplugs.
Oh, you do not want to talk about earplugs here lest the ghost of eumaas return to devour you like a goblin.
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Stick it deep inside, cuz I'm LOOSE! said Iggy Pop
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 9:47pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 9:24pm
So what do you guys do to keep them from popping out? Mine pop out whenever I sneeze or bend over or catch the string on something. Should I just cram them in deeper?

edit: Sorry, misread. Thought this was a thread about earplugs.
Oh, you do not want to talk about earplugs here lest the ghost of eumaas return to devour you like a goblin.
https://clashcity.com/boards/viewtopic. ... 12&p=28974
So you're saying I should stick buttplugs in my ears? I'll look like an idiot!!

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Kimmelweck wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 10:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 9:47pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
08 Jan 2021, 9:24pm
So what do you guys do to keep them from popping out? Mine pop out whenever I sneeze or bend over or catch the string on something. Should I just cram them in deeper?

edit: Sorry, misread. Thought this was a thread about earplugs.
Oh, you do not want to talk about earplugs here lest the ghost of eumaas return to devour you like a goblin.
https://clashcity.com/boards/viewtopic. ... 12&p=28974
So you're saying I should stick buttplugs in my ears? I'll look like an idiot!!
Better a live idiot than meat in eumaas' colon. :shifty:
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