The Freddy Thready

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The Freddy Thready

Post by matedog » 04 Jun 2014, 1:21pm

It's long overdue. Reminded by tep's post on the Obvs. thread:
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This is a thread dedicated to all things Freddy/NOES.
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: The Freddy Thread

Post by matedog » 04 Jun 2014, 1:26pm

There's all sorts of great shit on Amazon.

"Electronic Scare Stick"
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: The Freddy Thread

Post by Rat Patrol » 04 Jun 2014, 9:58pm

matedog wrote:There's all sorts of great shit on Amazon.

"Electronic Scare Stick"
I'm gonna take a wild guess that one of the Republican state legislators who tried to pass that Virginia transvaginal ultrasound abortion bill had one of those as a kid. :shifty:
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Re: The Freddy Thread

Post by JennyB » 04 Jun 2014, 10:41pm

Robert Englund is supposed to be a super nice guy.
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Re: The Freddy Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 05 Jun 2014, 6:05am

JennyB wrote:Robert Englund is supposed to be a super nice guy.
Kissing up to him won't save you once you close your eyes.
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Re: The Freddy Thread

Post by tepista » 06 Jun 2014, 5:36pm

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Re: The Freddy Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 06 Jun 2014, 5:56pm

Can this thread be changed to the Freddy Thready?
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Re: The Freddy Thread

Post by Marky Dread » 09 Jun 2014, 1:16am

Dr. Medulla wrote:Can this thread be changed to the Freddy Thready?
Already.
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Re: The Freddy Thready

Post by 101Walterton » 09 Jun 2014, 2:37am

What about Freddy Burns he had a great game on Saturday night!!

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Re: The Freddy Thready

Post by Rat Patrol » 10 Jun 2014, 6:48am

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Unfortunately Mike Love doesn't get decapitated in this video from the canon.
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Re: The Freddy Thready

Post by tepista » 23 Oct 2014, 7:14pm

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Re: The Freddy Thready

Post by Dr. Medulla » 23 Oct 2014, 7:19pm

Don't people drink hot coffee to keep from falling asleep, where they'll be killed by Mr. Frederick Krueger?
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Re: The Freddy Thready

Post by Marky Dread » 23 Oct 2014, 7:58pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:Don't people drink hot coffee to keep from falling asleep, where they'll be killed by Mr. Frederick Krueger?
Yep they got it backwards.
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Re: The Freddy Thready

Post by Wolter » 23 Oct 2014, 8:17pm

Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Don't people drink hot coffee to keep from falling asleep, where they'll be killed by Mr. Frederick Krueger?
Yep they got it backwards.
Maybe they should fill it with warm milk?
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Re: The Freddy Thready

Post by Marky Dread » 23 Oct 2014, 8:33pm

Wolter wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Don't people drink hot coffee to keep from falling asleep, where they'll be killed by Mr. Frederick Krueger?
Yep they got it backwards.
Maybe they should fill it with warm milk?
Or Thorazine.
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