Proving the wife right, I guess. She said to me as we initiated our Bataan death march from Wrigley southward, "If Jon isn't a closeted gay Jewish pedophile Satan, I'll eat a bug." I'll never doubt her again.Wolter wrote:That was the easiest audition I've ever had. Read it once, got cast. Apparently "Gay Jewish Pedophile Satan" is the part I was born to play, baby.
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Nope. Not even drunk, sadly.101Walterton wrote:Wolter wrote:Thanks for quoting me, I guess.
We're you planning to add anything to that?
Are you high ?
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