The KISS thread

[Dr. Medulla]

https://www.nme.com/news/music/kiss-ann ... ts-3365251

How can we say goodbye if you won't go away?

Closure for Heston perhaps?

I had my closure in 2010 when Paul Stanley flew over me on a trapeze. This rotten carcass needs to be burnt.

Dang, and I bought you a ticket for Xmas. I'll have to give it to Hooky now.

Give it to Wolt, I think they're playing Shandi on the latest tour.

They should have special "contempt" shows where they just play Unmasked or The Elder or those last couple records. "Yeah, you wanted 'Detroit Rock City' but you're getting 'She's So European.' Thanks for your money, tho."

[Heston]

Closure for Heston perhaps?

I had my closure in 2010 when Paul Stanley flew over me on a trapeze. This rotten carcass needs to be burnt.

Dang, and I bought you a ticket for Xmas. I'll have to give it to Hooky now.

Give it to Wolt, I think they're playing Shandi on the latest tour.

They should have special "contempt" shows where they just play Unmasked or The Elder or those last couple records. "Yeah, you wanted 'Detroit Rock City' but you're getting 'She's So European.' Thanks for your money, tho."

Hang on, I like "She's So European."

[Dr. Medulla]

I had my closure in 2010 when Paul Stanley flew over me on a trapeze. This rotten carcass needs to be burnt.

Dang, and I bought you a ticket for Xmas. I'll have to give it to Hooky now.

Give it to Wolt, I think they're playing Shandi on the latest tour.

They should have special "contempt" shows where they just play Unmasked or The Elder or those last couple records. "Yeah, you wanted 'Detroit Rock City' but you're getting 'She's So European.' Thanks for your money, tho."

Hang on, I like "She's So European."

I thought that was only when you were drunk. Like, you wouldn't listen to that sober, would you?

[Heston]

Dang, and I bought you a ticket for Xmas. I'll have to give it to Hooky now.

Give it to Wolt, I think they're playing Shandi on the latest tour.

They should have special "contempt" shows where they just play Unmasked or The Elder or those last couple records. "Yeah, you wanted 'Detroit Rock City' but you're getting 'She's So European.' Thanks for your money, tho."

Hang on, I like "She's So European."

I thought that was only when you were drunk. Like, you wouldn't listen to that sober, would you?

It's on my "Fuck Brexit" playlist.

[Dr. Medulla]

Give it to Wolt, I think they're playing Shandi on the latest tour.

They should have special "contempt" shows where they just play Unmasked or The Elder or those last couple records. "Yeah, you wanted 'Detroit Rock City' but you're getting 'She's So European.' Thanks for your money, tho."

Hang on, I like "She's So European."

I thought that was only when you were drunk. Like, you wouldn't listen to that sober, would you?

It's on my "Fuck Brexit" playlist.

A noble sentiment deserves better music.

[Flex]

Dang, and I bought you a ticket for Xmas. I'll have to give it to Hooky now.

Give it to Wolt, I think they're playing Shandi on the latest tour.

They should have special "contempt" shows where they just play Unmasked or The Elder or those last couple records. "Yeah, you wanted 'Detroit Rock City' but you're getting 'She's So European.' Thanks for your money, tho."

Hang on, I like "She's So European."

I thought that was only when you were drunk. Like, you wouldn't listen to that sober, would you?

You assume he's sober?

[Dr. Medulla]

Give it to Wolt, I think they're playing Shandi on the latest tour.

They should have special "contempt" shows where they just play Unmasked or The Elder or those last couple records. "Yeah, you wanted 'Detroit Rock City' but you're getting 'She's So European.' Thanks for your money, tho."

Hang on, I like "She's So European."

I thought that was only when you were drunk. Like, you wouldn't listen to that sober, would you?

You assume he's sober?

For Heston, yes. When he’s obviously drunk, his posts here tilt to lust and fantasy (followed by laughs [us] and regret [him]).

[matedog]

This thread reminded me to listen to "Shandi" again. It's pretty good.

[Dr. Medulla]

This thread reminded me to listen to "Shandi" again. It's pretty good.

And now we wait for the reversal punchline to this joke's set-up.

[Heston]

This thread reminded me to listen to "Shandi" again. It's pretty good.

Tonight will last us forever.

[revbob]

Come to me Heston.

[Heston]

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Come to me Heston.

Alarming.

[Olaf]

https://www.nme.com/news/music/kiss-ann ... ts-3365251

How can we say goodbye if you won't go away?

Closure for Heston perhaps?

I had my closure in 2010 when Paul Stanley flew over me on a trapeze. This rotten carcass needs to be burnt.

Dang, and I bought you a ticket for Xmas. I'll have to give it to Hooky now.

Give it to Wolt, I think they're playing Shandi on the latest tour.

All the more reason to give it to Hooks.

[Olaf]

"Here's my belated birthday gift, Heston!"

[Heston]

"Here's my belated birthday gift, Heston!"

He really isn't fussy, is he? Anything with a pulse.