Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

[Dr. Medulla]

I see Wally already provided the evidence, but yeah. If you even lift yourself onto the balls of your own feet you can see a serious change in the shape of your legs.

I won't argue the science.

Me neither, getting man on the moon and high heel posture are my two favourite aspects of science.

Posture is very important you heard what Sting said.

Sting has offered opinions beyond Russian perspectives on childrearing?

[101Walterton]

I see Wally already provided the evidence, but yeah. If you even lift yourself onto the balls of your own feet you can see a serious change in the shape of your legs.

I won't argue the science.

Me neither, getting man on the moon and high heel posture are my two favourite aspects of science.

Posture is very important you heard what Sting said.

Sting has offered opinions beyond Russian perspectives on childrearing?

I don’t know but he hopes his legs won’t break walking on the moon.

[revbob]

I see Wally already provided the evidence, but yeah. If you even lift yourself onto the balls of your own feet you can see a serious change in the shape of your legs.

I won't argue the science.

Me neither, getting man on the moon and high heel posture are my two favourite aspects of science.

Posture is very important you heard what Sting said.

Ive ignored everything that stupid bell boy ever said.

[101Walterton]

I see Wally already provided the evidence, but yeah. If you even lift yourself onto the balls of your own feet you can see a serious change in the shape of your legs.

I won't argue the science.

Me neither, getting man on the moon and high heel posture are my two favourite aspects of science.

Posture is very important you heard what Sting said.

Ive ignored everything that stupid bell boy ever said.

Well just so you know Roxanne doesn’t have to put on the red light.

[Marky Dread]

I won't argue the science.

Me neither, getting man on the moon and high heel posture are my two favourite aspects of science.

Posture is very important you heard what Sting said.

Ive ignored everything that stupid bell boy ever said.

Well just so you know Roxanne doesn’t have to put on the red light.

101 spending the evening so lonely.

[Silent Majority]

I'm considering getting a tattoo with the defiant, self-affirming phrase "I will not be reconstructed" in Shane MacGowan's handwriting. Thinking on it, does the aftermath of the War of Northern Aggression lend a racist tint to the sentiment?

[Spiff]

The most mundane masochism for the illusion of a couple inches. Total madness.

Don't these women know you can get a couple of inches just by wearing Creepers?! Duh! (actually, I have a pair and they are so uncomfortable)

The Boss owns a gorillion shoes but I don't think she has any heels. Mostly the discomfort, I'm sure, but also she's a shortypants and heels aren't going to convince anyone otherwise.

Ali almost never wears heels and when she does they’re still fairly short.

Once the world collectively realized yoga pants look good on about 70% of women, I’m stunned fashion bothered to move forward.

I have a feeling yoga pants are here to stay.

Clothes are overrated.

[revbob]

I'm considering getting a tattoo with the defiant, self-affirming phrase "I will not be reconstructed" in Shane MacGowan's handwriting. Thinking on it, does the aftermath of the War of Northern Aggression lend a racist tint to the sentiment?

Yeah kind ... just don't get a Confederate flag nor Dont Tread on Me to go with it.

[Wolter]

I'm considering getting a tattoo with the defiant, self-affirming phrase "I will not be reconstructed" in Shane MacGowan's handwriting. Thinking on it, does the aftermath of the War of Northern Aggression lend a racist tint to the sentiment?

It was the first thing that went to my mind, on account of where I’m from.

[Dr. Medulla]

I'm considering getting a tattoo with the defiant, self-affirming phrase "I will not be reconstructed" in Shane MacGowan's handwriting. Thinking on it, does the aftermath of the War of Northern Aggression lend a racist tint to the sentiment?

Yeah kind ... just don't get a Confederate flag nor Dont Tread on Me to go with it.

Plus there's the unreal expectation that you'll always have a pocket-sized copy of the Constitution with you and that you'll whip it out to prove why you don't have to pay for parking, order off the menu, or believe that women are human beings. It's a serious responsibility.

[Silent Majority]

I'm considering getting a tattoo with the defiant, self-affirming phrase "I will not be reconstructed" in Shane MacGowan's handwriting. Thinking on it, does the aftermath of the War of Northern Aggression lend a racist tint to the sentiment?

It was the first thing that went to my mind, on account of where I’m from.

Great, now I really dislike the Confederacy.

[revbob]

I'm considering getting a tattoo with the defiant, self-affirming phrase "I will not be reconstructed" in Shane MacGowan's handwriting. Thinking on it, does the aftermath of the War of Northern Aggression lend a racist tint to the sentiment?

It was the first thing that went to my mind, on account of where I’m from.

Great, now I really dislike the Confederacy.

Its heritage not hate.

[Silent Majority]

I'm considering getting a tattoo with the defiant, self-affirming phrase "I will not be reconstructed" in Shane MacGowan's handwriting. Thinking on it, does the aftermath of the War of Northern Aggression lend a racist tint to the sentiment?

Yeah kind ... just don't get a Confederate flag nor Dont Tread on Me to go with it.

Plus there's the unreal expectation that you'll always have a pocket-sized copy of the Constitution with you and that you'll whip it out to prove why you don't have to pay for parking, order off the menu, or believe that women are human beings. It's a serious responsibility.

If it was just the one tattoo with obscurely racist connotations, I'd be happy to wave it away. But I got a giant Celtic cross on my arm when I was 18 and I later learnt that it's a bit of a Nazi symbol too.

[Dr. Medulla]

I'm considering getting a tattoo with the defiant, self-affirming phrase "I will not be reconstructed" in Shane MacGowan's handwriting. Thinking on it, does the aftermath of the War of Northern Aggression lend a racist tint to the sentiment?

Yeah kind ... just don't get a Confederate flag nor Dont Tread on Me to go with it.

Plus there's the unreal expectation that you'll always have a pocket-sized copy of the Constitution with you and that you'll whip it out to prove why you don't have to pay for parking, order off the menu, or believe that women are human beings. It's a serious responsibility.

If it was just the one tattoo with obscurely racist connotations, I'd be happy to wave it away. But I got a giant Celtic cross on my arm when I was 18 and I later learnt that it's a bit of a Nazi symbol too.

Really? I had no idea.

[tepista]

I'm considering getting a tattoo with the defiant, self-affirming phrase "I will not be reconstructed" in Shane MacGowan's handwriting. Thinking on it, does the aftermath of the War of Northern Aggression lend a racist tint to the sentiment?

Yeah kind ... just don't get a Confederate flag nor Dont Tread on Me to go with it.

Plus there's the unreal expectation that you'll always have a pocket-sized copy of the Constitution with you and that you'll whip it out to prove why you don't have to pay for parking, order off the menu, or believe that women are human beings. It's a serious responsibility.

If it was just the one tattoo with obscurely racist connotations, I'd be happy to wave it away. But I got a giant Celtic cross on my arm when I was 18 and I later learnt that it's a bit of a Nazi symbol too.

Really? I had no idea.

I told you guys I work for a hair transplant clinic. My boss, a doctor, consults with people and suggests to them a "master plan" and a "final solution". He's jewish, by the way.