The Trump observations thread

[Dr. Medulla]

Nothing is going to happen to him.

Not unless the polls turn enough on Republicans and they worry that keeping him will cost the Senate. Any commitment to him is wholly mercenary, so if he helps them politically, they'll acquit in the Senate trial; if he's a threat, they'll kick him to the curb.

We can hope. Or that he has a massive coronary from stress eating big macs.

There was a piece the other day quoting, I think, Obama's White House doctor, who speculates that Trump has suffered a series of small strokes, which is affecting memory, causing slurring, and other neurological oddities. And this anonymous insider book that came out also mentions that Trump's memory is disturbingly non-existent. He's incapable of holding onto even the most recent conversations. So, c'mon, massive brain-exploding stroke, you've got it in ya!

[Mimi]

Nothing is going to happen to him.

*sigh* I know. But I want to enjoy these moments while I can.

[matedog]

Nothing is going to happen to him.

Not unless the polls turn enough on Republicans and they worry that keeping him will cost the Senate. Any commitment to him is wholly mercenary, so if he helps them politically, they'll acquit in the Senate trial; if he's a threat, they'll kick him to the curb.

We can hope. Or that he has a massive coronary from stress eating big macs.

There was a piece the other day quoting, I think, Obama's White House doctor, who speculates that Trump has suffered a series of small strokes, which is affecting memory, causing slurring, and other neurological oddities. And this anonymous insider book that came out also mentions that Trump's memory is disturbingly non-existent. He's incapable of holding onto even the most recent conversations. So, c'mon, massive brain-exploding stroke, you've got it in ya!

Would suck if his "empire" falls and he becomes a national disgrace and his brand goes to shit, but he doesn't have the mental faculties to be aware of all of that.

[Dr. Medulla]

Nothing is going to happen to him.

Not unless the polls turn enough on Republicans and they worry that keeping him will cost the Senate. Any commitment to him is wholly mercenary, so if he helps them politically, they'll acquit in the Senate trial; if he's a threat, they'll kick him to the curb.

We can hope. Or that he has a massive coronary from stress eating big macs.

There was a piece the other day quoting, I think, Obama's White House doctor, who speculates that Trump has suffered a series of small strokes, which is affecting memory, causing slurring, and other neurological oddities. And this anonymous insider book that came out also mentions that Trump's memory is disturbingly non-existent. He's incapable of holding onto even the most recent conversations. So, c'mon, massive brain-exploding stroke, you've got it in ya!

Would suck if his "empire" falls and he becomes a national disgrace and his brand goes to shit, but he doesn't have the mental faculties to be aware of all of that.

That'd be the cherry on the sundae. But I'll take him dead and his businesses sued into oblivion.

[Kory]

Nothing is going to happen to him.

Not unless the polls turn enough on Republicans and they worry that keeping him will cost the Senate. Any commitment to him is wholly mercenary, so if he helps them politically, they'll acquit in the Senate trial; if he's a threat, they'll kick him to the curb.

We can hope. Or that he has a massive coronary from stress eating big macs.

There was a piece the other day quoting, I think, Obama's White House doctor, who speculates that Trump has suffered a series of small strokes, which is affecting memory, causing slurring, and other neurological oddities. And this anonymous insider book that came out also mentions that Trump's memory is disturbingly non-existent. He's incapable of holding onto even the most recent conversations. So, c'mon, massive brain-exploding stroke, you've got it in ya!

Would suck if his "empire" falls and he becomes a national disgrace and his brand goes to shit, but he doesn't have the mental faculties to be aware of all of that.

His family having to live with that would be a nice consolation prize.

[Dr. Medulla]

Not unless the polls turn enough on Republicans and they worry that keeping him will cost the Senate. Any commitment to him is wholly mercenary, so if he helps them politically, they'll acquit in the Senate trial; if he's a threat, they'll kick him to the curb.

We can hope. Or that he has a massive coronary from stress eating big macs.

There was a piece the other day quoting, I think, Obama's White House doctor, who speculates that Trump has suffered a series of small strokes, which is affecting memory, causing slurring, and other neurological oddities. And this anonymous insider book that came out also mentions that Trump's memory is disturbingly non-existent. He's incapable of holding onto even the most recent conversations. So, c'mon, massive brain-exploding stroke, you've got it in ya!

Would suck if his "empire" falls and he becomes a national disgrace and his brand goes to shit, but he doesn't have the mental faculties to be aware of all of that.

His family having to live with that would be a nice consolation prize.

I have a hard time imagining either of the Trump boys getting a job without the name. I doubt they could even push a broom without nutting themselves.

[Dr. Medulla]

https://www.fastcompany.com/3064790/don ... -tiny-hand

[matedog]

[Dr. Medulla]

I saw someone describe it as emo poetry.

[JennyB]

Nothing is going to happen to him.

Not unless the polls turn enough on Republicans and they worry that keeping him will cost the Senate. Any commitment to him is wholly mercenary, so if he helps them politically, they'll acquit in the Senate trial; if he's a threat, they'll kick him to the curb.

We can hope. Or that he has a massive coronary from stress eating big macs.

There was a piece the other day quoting, I think, Obama's White House doctor, who speculates that Trump has suffered a series of small strokes, which is affecting memory, causing slurring, and other neurological oddities. And this anonymous insider book that came out also mentions that Trump's memory is disturbingly non-existent. He's incapable of holding onto even the most recent conversations. So, c'mon, massive brain-exploding stroke, you've got it in ya!

Seriously. If my friend's dad, who was one of the kindest people I had ever met, could get killed by a massive brain aneurysm at age 52, why can't Trump?

[Dr. Medulla]

Nothing is going to happen to him.

Not unless the polls turn enough on Republicans and they worry that keeping him will cost the Senate. Any commitment to him is wholly mercenary, so if he helps them politically, they'll acquit in the Senate trial; if he's a threat, they'll kick him to the curb.

We can hope. Or that he has a massive coronary from stress eating big macs.

There was a piece the other day quoting, I think, Obama's White House doctor, who speculates that Trump has suffered a series of small strokes, which is affecting memory, causing slurring, and other neurological oddities. And this anonymous insider book that came out also mentions that Trump's memory is disturbingly non-existent. He's incapable of holding onto even the most recent conversations. So, c'mon, massive brain-exploding stroke, you've got it in ya!

Seriously. If my friend's dad, who was one of the kindest people I had ever met, could get killed by a massive brain aneurysm at age 52, why can't Trump?

What baffles me is that the guy is obese and has the white trashiest of diets, yet it's like his narcissism acts as a prophylactic to all that. People who guzzle a couple litres of Diet Coke, eat fast food, and never exercise are expected to die before retirement age.

[Mimi]

Not unless the polls turn enough on Republicans and they worry that keeping him will cost the Senate. Any commitment to him is wholly mercenary, so if he helps them politically, they'll acquit in the Senate trial; if he's a threat, they'll kick him to the curb.

We can hope. Or that he has a massive coronary from stress eating big macs.

There was a piece the other day quoting, I think, Obama's White House doctor, who speculates that Trump has suffered a series of small strokes, which is affecting memory, causing slurring, and other neurological oddities. And this anonymous insider book that came out also mentions that Trump's memory is disturbingly non-existent. He's incapable of holding onto even the most recent conversations. So, c'mon, massive brain-exploding stroke, you've got it in ya!

Seriously. If my friend's dad, who was one of the kindest people I had ever met, could get killed by a massive brain aneurysm at age 52, why can't Trump?

What baffles me is that the guy is obese and has the white trashiest of diets, yet it's like his narcissism acts as a prophylactic to all that. People who guzzle a couple litres of Diet Coke, eat fast food, and never exercise are expected to die before retirement age.

Only the good die young.

[WestwayKid]

We can hope. Or that he has a massive coronary from stress eating big macs.

There was a piece the other day quoting, I think, Obama's White House doctor, who speculates that Trump has suffered a series of small strokes, which is affecting memory, causing slurring, and other neurological oddities. And this anonymous insider book that came out also mentions that Trump's memory is disturbingly non-existent. He's incapable of holding onto even the most recent conversations. So, c'mon, massive brain-exploding stroke, you've got it in ya!

Seriously. If my friend's dad, who was one of the kindest people I had ever met, could get killed by a massive brain aneurysm at age 52, why can't Trump?

What baffles me is that the guy is obese and has the white trashiest of diets, yet it's like his narcissism acts as a prophylactic to all that. People who guzzle a couple litres of Diet Coke, eat fast food, and never exercise are expected to die before retirement age.

Only the good die young.

...at least according to Billy Joel.

[Mimi]

Can we fire Mr. Jordan out of a poop cannon into a raging fire? I mean, shut the fuck up already. The more you open your mouth, the more you lower the IQ of this nation.

[BostonBeaneater]

There was a piece the other day quoting, I think, Obama's White House doctor, who speculates that Trump has suffered a series of small strokes, which is affecting memory, causing slurring, and other neurological oddities. And this anonymous insider book that came out also mentions that Trump's memory is disturbingly non-existent. He's incapable of holding onto even the most recent conversations. So, c'mon, massive brain-exploding stroke, you've got it in ya!

Seriously. If my friend's dad, who was one of the kindest people I had ever met, could get killed by a massive brain aneurysm at age 52, why can't Trump?

What baffles me is that the guy is obese and has the white trashiest of diets, yet it's like his narcissism acts as a prophylactic to all that. People who guzzle a couple litres of Diet Coke, eat fast food, and never exercise are expected to die before retirement age.

Only the good die young.

...at least according to Billy Joel.

Hence his endurance.