Heston and Marky's Friday Top 5

[Flex]

Even with a bunch of killer cuts on the board already (damn your use of the Bosstones, Wolt!) I bet I can wrangle a solid unique Top 5 pretty easily.

1. Highway to Hell - AC/DC
2. Me and The Devil Blues - Robert Johnson
3. Satan is Real - The Louvin Brothers
4. The Devil in Her Heart - The Beatles
5. Mean as Hell - Johnny Cash

Easy peasy.

[gkbill]

Hello,

Mitch Ryder - Devil withe the Blue Dress
Stone - Sympathy for the Devil
Tito Puente - Mambo Diablo
INXS - Devil Inside
Charlie Daniels - The Devil went down to Georgia (Am I the only one with redneck friends?)

[JennyB]

Satan Rejected my Soul - Morrissey

One of Morrissey's cringiest of lyrics. Yes, you're so bad that even Satan can't handle your nastiness. That's the kind of lyric that the most desperate and cheesy metal band resorts to when they need one more song to finish the album.

I mean, it could work in a funnier sort of song, but Morrissey is too self-serious to consider that sentiment.

I like it. What can I say?

[Flex]

Charlie Daniels - The Devil went down to Georgia (Am I the only one with redneck friends?)

Killer song. I actually thought it was used already - but it was Wolt's inclusion of the (quite excellent) Toy Dolls version.

[Toppers Boppers]

Crossroad Blues - Robert Johnson
Holy Holy - David Bowie
Straight To Hell - The Clash
Runnin' From The Devil - Ohio Players
Miss Lucifer - Primal Scream

[Dr. Medulla]

Satan Rejected my Soul - Morrissey

One of Morrissey's cringiest of lyrics. Yes, you're so bad that even Satan can't handle your nastiness. That's the kind of lyric that the most desperate and cheesy metal band resorts to when they need one more song to finish the album.

I mean, it could work in a funnier sort of song, but Morrissey is too self-serious to consider that sentiment.

I like it. What can I say?

There is no good from allying oneself with Kory.

[JennyB]

Satan Rejected my Soul - Morrissey

One of Morrissey's cringiest of lyrics. Yes, you're so bad that even Satan can't handle your nastiness. That's the kind of lyric that the most desperate and cheesy metal band resorts to when they need one more song to finish the album.

I mean, it could work in a funnier sort of song, but Morrissey is too self-serious to consider that sentiment.

I like it. What can I say?

There is no good from allying oneself with Kory.

But he's nice!

[Marky Dread]

One of Morrissey's cringiest of lyrics. Yes, you're so bad that even Satan can't handle your nastiness. That's the kind of lyric that the most desperate and cheesy metal band resorts to when they need one more song to finish the album.

I mean, it could work in a funnier sort of song, but Morrissey is too self-serious to consider that sentiment.

I like it. What can I say?

There is no good from allying oneself with Kory.

But he's nice!

Kory is kool.

[Marky Dread]

I Shot the Devil - Suicidal Tendancies (ok, I think this is about Reagan, but close enough)

Way close enough.


On I-80 between Iowa City to Chicago, you pass by Reagan's boyhood home. Every time I went by there, I made the cross with my fingers like warding off vampires. If I, as an atheist, would do that, doesn't it prove that Reagan was supernatural evil?

It proves Reagan was a wanker. God doesn't exist but you still got time for the Devil.

[Dr. Medulla]

One of Morrissey's cringiest of lyrics. Yes, you're so bad that even Satan can't handle your nastiness. That's the kind of lyric that the most desperate and cheesy metal band resorts to when they need one more song to finish the album.

I mean, it could work in a funnier sort of song, but Morrissey is too self-serious to consider that sentiment.

I like it. What can I say?

There is no good from allying oneself with Kory.

But he's nice!

So was Hitler! No, wait, that doesn't work. Nixon? No. Stalin? No. One of these murderous Kory-like historical tyrants must have been nice.

[WestwayKid]

Satan Rejected my Soul - Morrissey

One of Morrissey's cringiest of lyrics. Yes, you're so bad that even Satan can't handle your nastiness. That's the kind of lyric that the most desperate and cheesy metal band resorts to when they need one more song to finish the album.

I mean, it could work in a funnier sort of song, but Morrissey is too self-serious to consider that sentiment.

I like it. What can I say?

He also did "There's a Place in Hell For Me and My Friends"

[WestwayKid]

Charlie Daniels - The Devil went down to Georgia (Am I the only one with redneck friends?)

Killer song. I actually thought it was used already - but it was Wolt's inclusion of the (quite excellent) Toy Dolls version.

I think he later did "The Devil Came Back to Georgia" sometime in the 90's

[Marky Dread]

I mean, it could work in a funnier sort of song, but Morrissey is too self-serious to consider that sentiment.

I like it. What can I say?

There is no good from allying oneself with Kory.

But he's nice!

So was Hitler! No, wait, that doesn't work. Nixon? No. Stalin? No. One of these murderous Kory-like historical tyrants must have been nice.

Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy, Boris Johnson?

[Dr. Medulla]

Satan Rejected my Soul - Morrissey

One of Morrissey's cringiest of lyrics. Yes, you're so bad that even Satan can't handle your nastiness. That's the kind of lyric that the most desperate and cheesy metal band resorts to when they need one more song to finish the album.

I mean, it could work in a funnier sort of song, but Morrissey is too self-serious to consider that sentiment.

I like it. What can I say?

He also did "There's a Place in Hell For Me and My Friends"

How does that work then? There's a place in hell for him but he's too rough for Satan? Make up your mind, Morrissey!

[Dr. Medulla]

I like it. What can I say?

There is no good from allying oneself with Kory.

But he's nice!

So was Hitler! No, wait, that doesn't work. Nixon? No. Stalin? No. One of these murderous Kory-like historical tyrants must have been nice.

Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy, Boris Johnson?

Manson was a charmer! Yeah, Kory's like Manson.