Anyone out there have some experience in Utah? We're there for a week in May and will be doing a lap from SLC to Escalante to Moab and back to STL.
STL you say?
I lived in SLC for a year in grad school. I was the most ethnic person there, aside from Karl Malone.
Opps! Not STL, I've been there, they have fantastic pizza.
My dad likes to tell a story visiting SLC for work and going into the sauna at the health club. In side were 4 very tall black men. My dad, said, "You guys have to be the Jazz!". The men laughed and they were Jazz players.
Anyone out there have some experience in Utah? We're there for a week in May and will be doing a lap from SLC to Escalante to Moab and back to STL.
STL you say?
I lived in SLC for a year in grad school. I was the most ethnic person there, aside from Karl Malone.
Opps! Not STL, I've been there, they have fantastic pizza.
My dad likes to tell a story visiting SLC for work and going into the sauna at the health club. In side were 4 very tall black men. My dad, said, "You guys have to be the Jazz!". The men laughed and they were Jazz players.
I read this in a much more creepy mystical way, where once they acknowledge the joke by laughing, they became the players they were mistaken for.
Anyone out there have some experience in Utah? We're there for a week in May and will be doing a lap from SLC to Escalante to Moab and back to STL.
STL you say?
I lived in SLC for a year in grad school. I was the most ethnic person there, aside from Karl Malone.
Opps! Not STL, I've been there, they have fantastic pizza.
My dad likes to tell a story visiting SLC for work and going into the sauna at the health club. In side were 4 very tall black men. My dad, said, "You guys have to be the Jazz!". The men laughed and they were Jazz players.
I read this in a much more creepy mystical way, where once they acknowledge the joke by laughing, they became the players they were mistaken for.
Anyone out there have some experience in Utah? We're there for a week in May and will be doing a lap from SLC to Escalante to Moab and back to STL.
STL you say?
I lived in SLC for a year in grad school. I was the most ethnic person there, aside from Karl Malone.
Opps! Not STL, I've been there, they have fantastic pizza.
My dad likes to tell a story visiting SLC for work and going into the sauna at the health club. In side were 4 very tall black men. My dad, said, "You guys have to be the Jazz!". The men laughed and they were Jazz players.
I read this in a much more creepy mystical way, where once they acknowledge the joke by laughing, they became the players they were mistaken for.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
Yeah, but I heard you were planning on staying there and joining a polygamous cult.
This sounds way more up my alley.
Polygamous doesn't mean slug and grapefruit pizza.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Yeah, but I heard you were planning on staying there and joining a polygamous cult.
This sounds way more up my alley.
Polygamous doesn't mean slug and grapefruit pizza.
That's right, it means slug and grapefruit pizza with my many partners.
Oh, it's an abusive cult!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft