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tepista wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:33pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:28pm
tepista wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:20pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:13pm
Wolter wrote:
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I can’t wait for the boomers to disappear.

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 9:09pm
I can’t wait for the boomers to disappear.

I hope he sings "Fire & Rain" and then it rains and park catches on fire.
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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Ha Ha. James Taylor, hard to get lamer than that. Maybe he'll bring Jackson Brown along for the ultimate suck fest.

Oh wait he's done that before

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tepista wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 9:23pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 9:09pm
I can’t wait for the boomers to disappear.

I hope he sings "Fire & Rain" and then it rains and park catches on fire.
:lol: Think weird, Fenway—go with Black Francis.
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that's a little too on the nose - i'd rather just find a replica of the old Cs shirt - but I'm pretty sure I have this on a t-shirt somewhere:
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Gotta dig that one out.
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I'm surprised the Dropkick Murphys aren't trying to cash in on this.

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revbob wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 9:50pm
I'm surprised the Dropkick Murphys aren't trying to cash in on this.
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tepista wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 9:55pm
revbob wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 9:50pm
I'm surprised the Dropkick Murphys aren't trying to cash in on this.
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Ugh. I love how John Doe looks like some sort of snake oil salesman/carnie huckster

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revbob wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 10:32pm
tepista wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 9:55pm
revbob wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 9:50pm
I'm surprised the Dropkick Murphys aren't trying to cash in on this.
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Ugh. I love how John Doe looks like some sort of snake oil salesman/carnie huckster
He’s got a bit of a Porter Wagoner vibe.
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Wolter wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 10:54pm
revbob wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 10:32pm
tepista wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 9:55pm
revbob wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 9:50pm
I'm surprised the Dropkick Murphys aren't trying to cash in on this.
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Ugh. I love how John Doe looks like some sort of snake oil salesman/carnie huckster
He’s got a bit of a Porter Wagoner vibe.
"Here John, put this jersey on."
"Uh.....no."
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 9:09pm
I can’t wait for the boomers to disappear.

Wipe that smug look off your face.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 9:34pm
tepista wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 9:23pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 9:09pm
I can’t wait for the boomers to disappear.

I hope he sings "Fire & Rain" and then it rains and park catches on fire.
:lol: Think weird, Fenway—go with Black Francis.
Or Jonathan Richman. Sheesh.
Got a Rake? Sure!

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JennyB wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 11:26am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 9:34pm
tepista wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 9:23pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 9:09pm
I can’t wait for the boomers to disappear.

I hope he sings "Fire & Rain" and then it rains and park catches on fire.
:lol: Think weird, Fenway—go with Black Francis.
Or Jonathan Richman. Sheesh.
Let's keep it real!

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