My 65 mph fastball will fuck his shit up sideways and backwards.tepista wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 7:33pmWe might need to use you tomorrow in order to get Roberts to burn Muncie early.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 7:28pmDay? Week if not month, man. It pays to coast along not trying just for these rare moments.tepista wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 7:20pmHit the showers, Hooks, your day can't get any better.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 7:13pmEven better, just replace it with the punchline of my favourite joke:
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Do it with any New Yorker cartoon and the ha ha's are assured.
MLB 2018
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I can’t wait for the boomers to disappear.
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I hope he sings "Fire & Rain" and then it rains and park catches on fire.
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Ha Ha. James Taylor, hard to get lamer than that. Maybe he'll bring Jackson Brown along for the ultimate suck fest.
Oh wait he's done that before
Oh wait he's done that before
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Think weird, Fenway—go with Black Francis.
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that's a little too on the nose - i'd rather just find a replica of the old Cs shirt - but I'm pretty sure I have this on a t-shirt somewhere:
Gotta dig that one out.
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Re: MLB 2018
I'm surprised the Dropkick Murphys aren't trying to cash in on this.
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He’s got a bit of a Porter Wagoner vibe.
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"Here John, put this jersey on."
"Uh.....no."
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Wipe that smug look off your face.
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Or Jonathan Richman. Sheesh.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 9:34pmThink weird, Fenway—go with Black Francis.
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