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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 1:46pm
Wolter wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 1:36pm
Inder wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 1:22pm
It genuinely sucks that the Red Sox have such a broadly likeable team.
Thank goodness for celebrity fans picking up the slack.
Flex is unlikeable, but he's no celebrity.
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Wolter wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 2:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 1:46pm
Wolter wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 1:36pm
Inder wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 1:22pm
It genuinely sucks that the Red Sox have such a broadly likeable team.
Thank goodness for celebrity fans picking up the slack.
Flex is unlikeable, but he's no celebrity.
Once the Mayor Of Icetown, always the Mayor Of Icetown.
Doesn't help that he insists on still wearing the sash and top hat while panhandling.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 2:25pm
Wolter wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 2:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 1:46pm
Wolter wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 1:36pm
Inder wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 1:22pm
It genuinely sucks that the Red Sox have such a broadly likeable team.
Thank goodness for celebrity fans picking up the slack.
Flex is unlikeable, but he's no celebrity.
Once the Mayor Of Icetown, always the Mayor Of Icetown.
Doesn't help that he insists on still wearing the sash and top hat while panhandling.
He set my cider house on fire when I didn’t pay my bribe on time.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 2:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 2:25pm
Wolter wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 2:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 1:46pm
Wolter wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 1:36pm


Thank goodness for celebrity fans picking up the slack.
Flex is unlikeable, but he's no celebrity.
Once the Mayor Of Icetown, always the Mayor Of Icetown.
Doesn't help that he insists on still wearing the sash and top hat while panhandling.
He set my cider house on fire when I didn’t pay my bribe on time.
I had to use a broom to shoo him away from the pie cooling on our windowsill.
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I count myself fortunate that I will never be the New Yorker's target demo.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 6:32pm
I count myself fortunate that I will never be the New Yorker's target demo.
I looked at that and thought “well, that’s The New Yorker Funny.”
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as a joke it's like a 2 but graded on The New Yorker Curve it's like a 9.5
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
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Flex wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:00pm
as a joke it's like a 2 but graded on The New Yorker Curve it's like a 9.5
Working theory: replacing any New Yorker caption with a randomly generated sentence will result in a funnier cartoon at least 93% of the time.
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Wolter wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:03pm
Flex wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:00pm
as a joke it's like a 2 but graded on The New Yorker Curve it's like a 9.5
Working theory: replacing any New Yorker caption with a randomly generated sentence will result in a funnier cartoon at least 93% of the time.
Even better, just replace it with the punchline of my favourite joke:
new yorker made better.jpg
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Do it with any New Yorker cartoon and the ha ha's are assured.
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holy shit that's funny
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:13pm
Wolter wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:03pm
Flex wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:00pm
as a joke it's like a 2 but graded on The New Yorker Curve it's like a 9.5
Working theory: replacing any New Yorker caption with a randomly generated sentence will result in a funnier cartoon at least 93% of the time.
Even better, just replace it with the punchline of my favourite joke:
new yorker made better.jpg

Do it with any New Yorker cartoon and the ha ha's are assured.
That will never not be funny.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:13pm
Wolter wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:03pm
Flex wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:00pm
as a joke it's like a 2 but graded on The New Yorker Curve it's like a 9.5
Working theory: replacing any New Yorker caption with a randomly generated sentence will result in a funnier cartoon at least 93% of the time.
Even better, just replace it with the punchline of my favourite joke:
new yorker made better.jpg

Do it with any New Yorker cartoon and the ha ha's are assured.
Hit the showers, Hooks, your day can't get any better.
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tepista wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:20pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:13pm
Wolter wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:03pm
Flex wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:00pm
as a joke it's like a 2 but graded on The New Yorker Curve it's like a 9.5
Working theory: replacing any New Yorker caption with a randomly generated sentence will result in a funnier cartoon at least 93% of the time.
Even better, just replace it with the punchline of my favourite joke:
new yorker made better.jpg

Do it with any New Yorker cartoon and the ha ha's are assured.
Hit the showers, Hooks, your day can't get any better.
Day? Week if not month, man. It pays to coast along not trying just for these rare moments.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:28pm
tepista wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:20pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:13pm
Wolter wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:03pm
Flex wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 7:00pm
as a joke it's like a 2 but graded on The New Yorker Curve it's like a 9.5
Working theory: replacing any New Yorker caption with a randomly generated sentence will result in a funnier cartoon at least 93% of the time.
Even better, just replace it with the punchline of my favourite joke:
new yorker made better.jpg

Do it with any New Yorker cartoon and the ha ha's are assured.
Hit the showers, Hooks, your day can't get any better.
Day? Week if not month, man. It pays to coast along not trying just for these rare moments.
We might need to use you tomorrow in order to get Roberts to burn Muncie early.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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