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MLB 2018
- Wolter
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Re: MLB 2018
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
- Dr. Medulla
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Re: MLB 2018
Doesn't help that he insists on still wearing the sash and top hat while panhandling.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
- BostonBeaneater
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Re: MLB 2018
He set my cider house on fire when I didn’t pay my bribe on time.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 2:25pmDoesn't help that he insists on still wearing the sash and top hat while panhandling.
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Re: MLB 2018
I had to use a broom to shoo him away from the pie cooling on our windowsill.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 2:56pmHe set my cider house on fire when I didn’t pay my bribe on time.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 2:25pmDoesn't help that he insists on still wearing the sash and top hat while panhandling.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
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- Dr. Medulla
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Re: MLB 2018
I count myself fortunate that I will never be the New Yorker's target demo.
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Re: MLB 2018
I looked at that and thought “well, that’s The New Yorker Funny.”Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 6:32pmI count myself fortunate that I will never be the New Yorker's target demo.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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- Flex
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Re: MLB 2018
as a joke it's like a 2 but graded on The New Yorker Curve it's like a 9.5
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Re: MLB 2018
Working theory: replacing any New Yorker caption with a randomly generated sentence will result in a funnier cartoon at least 93% of the time.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: MLB 2018
Even better, just replace it with the punchline of my favourite joke: Do it with any New Yorker cartoon and the ha ha's are assured.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: MLB 2018
holy shit that's funny
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Re: MLB 2018
That will never not be funny.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 7:13pmEven better, just replace it with the punchline of my favourite joke:
new yorker made better.jpg
Do it with any New Yorker cartoon and the ha ha's are assured.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
- tepista
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Re: MLB 2018
Hit the showers, Hooks, your day can't get any better.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 7:13pmEven better, just replace it with the punchline of my favourite joke:
new yorker made better.jpg
Do it with any New Yorker cartoon and the ha ha's are assured.
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- Dr. Medulla
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Re: MLB 2018
Day? Week if not month, man. It pays to coast along not trying just for these rare moments.tepista wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 7:20pmHit the showers, Hooks, your day can't get any better.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 7:13pmEven better, just replace it with the punchline of my favourite joke:
new yorker made better.jpg
Do it with any New Yorker cartoon and the ha ha's are assured.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
- tepista
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Re: MLB 2018
We might need to use you tomorrow in order to get Roberts to burn Muncie early.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 7:28pmDay? Week if not month, man. It pays to coast along not trying just for these rare moments.tepista wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 7:20pmHit the showers, Hooks, your day can't get any better.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 7:13pmEven better, just replace it with the punchline of my favourite joke:
new yorker made better.jpg
Do it with any New Yorker cartoon and the ha ha's are assured.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak