The KISS thread
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Re: The KISS thread
Question for the ladies: If you were going to bed with a member of KISS, would you prefer it if they wore their make up/costumes? Men can answer too.
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Re: The KISS thread
in the very narrowly defined parameters of this question: yes. it would be preferable to seeing their hideous human visages.
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Re: The KISS thread
The makeup provides a measure of sealant against all the oozing open sores, which while not much is better than the more horrible alternative.
I'm assuming the lady is already inebriated and/or unconscious from the roofie before this question is even asked, since there is no practical real-world way the entire sentence would be completed before the can of mace is emptied into the questioner's eyesockets.
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Re: The KISS thread
I hate everything about what you choose to be.
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Re: The KISS thread
I would hope to be a corpse in that situation, so it doesn't matter.
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Re: The KISS thread
In costume obviously.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
Re: The KISS thread
I'd prefer to dip myself in a vat of acid.
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That's certainly better than contracting an extinction event-level STD.
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Re: The KISS thread
IndeedJoseUnidos wrote: ↑01 Oct 2018, 3:34pmThat's certainly better than contracting an extinction event-level STD.
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Re: The KISS thread
Ill take option C. It wasn't listed but was certainly implied.
Option C: to murder them and incinerate the corpse.
Option C: to murder them and incinerate the corpse.
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Re: The KISS thread
Okay, per revbob, I wanna change my answer.
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Re: The KISS thread
Can't happen soon enoughPAUL STANLEY On KISS's 'End Of The Road' Tour: 'Once We Play Your City, It Is Done
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Re: The KISS thread
What if they're not playing your city?
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Re: The KISS thread
That's both satisfying and scary at the same time. Especially since my city is NOT one they will be playing.
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Re: The KISS thread
They just announced today that they will be playing the new Milwaukee Bucks arena on March 1st. I'm taking a hard pass.revbob wrote: ↑29 Oct 2018, 7:29pmThat's both satisfying and scary at the same time. Especially since my city is NOT one they will be playing.
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