The Future of the Republican Party

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https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5b86 ... SSTAND0001

1. [stands in front of live mic]

2. [looks at message scrawled on hand: "Don't have first words be racist!"]

3. [opens mouth wide, giant moth flies straight down throat]

4. "[something incredibly racist]. . ."

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Rat Patrol wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 12:46pm
https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5b86 ... SSTAND0001

1. [stands in front of live mic]

2. [looks at message scrawled on hand: "Don't have first words be racist!"]

3. [opens mouth wide, giant moth flies straight down throat]

4. "[something incredibly racist]. . ."
I remember the first time I ate a moth and became racist.
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 3:33pm
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He's a failed clone. He fits the most basic parameters of a human being, but he's clearly not human. Stupid scientists, this is what happens when you try to play god!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 4:07pm
He's a failed clone. He fits the most basic parameters of a human being, but he's clearly not human. Stupid scientists, this is what happens when you try to play god!
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/04/neurol ... ling-face/

SCIENCE explains it!!!

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Rat Patrol wrote:
30 Aug 2018, 10:33pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 4:07pm
He's a failed clone. He fits the most basic parameters of a human being, but he's clearly not human. Stupid scientists, this is what happens when you try to play god!
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/04/neurol ... ling-face/

SCIENCE explains it!!!
Germans say Backpfeifengesicht, meaning a face in need of a good punch
Hard not to conclude that Germans just sit around inventing new words to cover contingencies.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Aug 2018, 6:22am
Rat Patrol wrote:
30 Aug 2018, 10:33pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 4:07pm
He's a failed clone. He fits the most basic parameters of a human being, but he's clearly not human. Stupid scientists, this is what happens when you try to play god!
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/04/neurol ... ling-face/

SCIENCE explains it!!!
Germans say Backpfeifengesicht, meaning a face in need of a good punch
Hard not to conclude that Germans just sit around inventing new words to cover contingencies.
They have a long and very specific history.
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Silent Majority wrote:
31 Aug 2018, 6:25am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Aug 2018, 6:22am
Rat Patrol wrote:
30 Aug 2018, 10:33pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 4:07pm
He's a failed clone. He fits the most basic parameters of a human being, but he's clearly not human. Stupid scientists, this is what happens when you try to play god!
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/04/neurol ... ling-face/

SCIENCE explains it!!!
Germans say Backpfeifengesicht, meaning a face in need of a good punch
Hard not to conclude that Germans just sit around inventing new words to cover contingencies.
They have a long and very specific history.
They likely have a word for people with a long and very specific history.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Aug 2018, 7:51am
Silent Majority wrote:
31 Aug 2018, 6:25am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Aug 2018, 6:22am
Rat Patrol wrote:
30 Aug 2018, 10:33pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 4:07pm
He's a failed clone. He fits the most basic parameters of a human being, but he's clearly not human. Stupid scientists, this is what happens when you try to play god!
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/04/neurol ... ling-face/

SCIENCE explains it!!!
Germans say Backpfeifengesicht, meaning a face in need of a good punch
Hard not to conclude that Germans just sit around inventing new words to cover contingencies.
They have a long and very specific history.
They likely have a word for people with a long and very specific history.
Do they have a word for having a word for everything?
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Kory wrote:
31 Aug 2018, 4:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Aug 2018, 7:51am
Silent Majority wrote:
31 Aug 2018, 6:25am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Aug 2018, 6:22am
Rat Patrol wrote:
30 Aug 2018, 10:33pm


https://www.rawstory.com/2018/04/neurol ... ling-face/

SCIENCE explains it!!!
Germans say Backpfeifengesicht, meaning a face in need of a good punch
Hard not to conclude that Germans just sit around inventing new words to cover contingencies.
They have a long and very specific history.
They likely have a word for people with a long and very specific history.
Do they have a word for having a word for everything?

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This might be the most incisive evaluation of college-age conservatives I've seen yet.
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If there were any doubt that Lou Dobbs isn't bonkers, he claims W. is a "radical liberal." (Also, what the fuck is a radical liberal? An extremist centrist?)
https://www.newsweek.com/fox-lou-dobbs- ... al-1111686
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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