Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

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Wolter wrote:
15 Jun 2018, 2:55pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2018, 2:38pm
Wolter wrote:
15 Jun 2018, 2:36pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2018, 2:25pm
JennyB wrote:
15 Jun 2018, 2:01pm
I can't see it. :shifty:
God has judged you kindly.
I can’t unsee it.
God has always hated you.
Obviously, because He didn't strike me blind.
I feel blessed to have been His instrument in your suffering.
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Inder wrote:
15 Jun 2018, 11:57am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2018, 11:52am
Image
Did you really overpay for your home when you get this for a neighbour? :yuck:

(It was a bastard doing this picture because the damned shirt is an XL—a birthday gift from someone who thought I was, like, 300 lbs or something—and was hard getting it all in frame. It's also the one shirt I have that the boss won't let me wear to class. She may be right on that count.)
This is incredible.
Incredibly sexy, amirite?
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Spiff wrote:
15 Jun 2018, 3:29pm
Incredibly sexy, amirite?
There is textual proof attesting to this. Also that I'm someone's nana.
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Well, the house next door has a "Sold" sign on it. So, new neighbours! Who may have overpaid!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jun 2018, 4:51pm
Well, the house next door has a "Sold" sign on it. So, new neighbours! Who may have overpaid!
Surely a small price to pay if it means being neighbors with The World's Sexiest Grandma

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revbob wrote:
16 Jun 2018, 6:33pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jun 2018, 4:51pm
Well, the house next door has a "Sold" sign on it. So, new neighbours! Who may have overpaid!
Surely a small price to pay if it means being neighbors with The World's Sexiest Grandma
It's going to be awkward when the new neighbour mows his lawn in the same tee.

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Inder wrote:
16 Jun 2018, 6:41pm
revbob wrote:
16 Jun 2018, 6:33pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jun 2018, 4:51pm
Well, the house next door has a "Sold" sign on it. So, new neighbours! Who may have overpaid!
Surely a small price to pay if it means being neighbors with The World's Sexiest Grandma
It's going to be awkward when the new neighbour mows his lawn in the same tee.
That old bitch is gonna get a knife in the ribs!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jun 2018, 8:11pm
Inder wrote:
16 Jun 2018, 6:41pm
revbob wrote:
16 Jun 2018, 6:33pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jun 2018, 4:51pm
Well, the house next door has a "Sold" sign on it. So, new neighbours! Who may have overpaid!
Surely a small price to pay if it means being neighbors with The World's Sexiest Grandma
It's going to be awkward when the new neighbour mows his lawn in the same tee.
That old bitch is gonna get a knife in the ribs!
What if it’s a woman wearing a “World’s Sexiest Grandpa” shirt? Hell of a meet cute.
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Wolter wrote:
17 Jun 2018, 12:38am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jun 2018, 8:11pm
Inder wrote:
16 Jun 2018, 6:41pm
revbob wrote:
16 Jun 2018, 6:33pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jun 2018, 4:51pm
Well, the house next door has a "Sold" sign on it. So, new neighbours! Who may have overpaid!
Surely a small price to pay if it means being neighbors with The World's Sexiest Grandma
It's going to be awkward when the new neighbour mows his lawn in the same tee.
That old bitch is gonna get a knife in the ribs!
What if it’s a woman wearing a “World’s Sexiest Grandpa” shirt? Hell of a meet cute.
A friendship will have been born. And an atheism shaken.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jun 2018, 6:14am
Wolter wrote:
17 Jun 2018, 12:38am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jun 2018, 8:11pm
Inder wrote:
16 Jun 2018, 6:41pm
revbob wrote:
16 Jun 2018, 6:33pm


Surely a small price to pay if it means being neighbors with The World's Sexiest Grandma
It's going to be awkward when the new neighbour mows his lawn in the same tee.
That old bitch is gonna get a knife in the ribs!
What if it’s a woman wearing a “World’s Sexiest Grandpa” shirt? Hell of a meet cute.
A friendship will have been born. And an atheism shaken.
OR...and stay with me here, it means that your life is like the Truman Show and we are your master.
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JennyB wrote:
18 Jun 2018, 9:10am
OR...and stay with me here, it means that your life is like the Truman Show and we are your master.
Y'all have horrible taste in entertainment then.
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Did a double-take on this — at first glance, my mind immediately turned to Heston's sandwiches.

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Inder wrote:
22 Jun 2018, 1:30am


Did a double-take on this — at first glance, my mind immediately turned to Heston's sandwiches.
:scared: Same. Maybe rearrange those words a bit, headline writer person.
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An observation:

I really hate Elon Musk.

Carry on.
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JennyB wrote:
22 Jun 2018, 12:05pm
An observation:

I really hate Elon Musk.

Carry on.
I can't carry on with him on the planet. Let's get him to Mars ASAP.
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