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Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2018, 7:19pm
JennyB wrote:
01 Mar 2018, 5:23pm
From my friend, State Rep. Stacey Newman:

Vote to begin impeachment process of the Governor.

Resolution passes unanimously 154-0.

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Wow. Was he an outsider when he ran for governor? Amazing that there's no token support, even if it's just a resolution.
Actually, he was a Democrat who the DCCC was falling all over themselves to recruit for Congress because he presented so nebulously centrist in a won't-name-what-he-actually-stands-for kind of way. Then he immediately stabbed the party in the eye, took the fundraising warchest they handed him, changed his affiliation to GOP, and ran hard-right.

Which I suppose these days makes him even more attractive to the Dems. "Oh, the one who got away!" :rolleyes:

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Rat Patrol wrote:
02 Mar 2018, 9:29am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2018, 7:19pm
JennyB wrote:
01 Mar 2018, 5:23pm
From my friend, State Rep. Stacey Newman:

Vote to begin impeachment process of the Governor.

Resolution passes unanimously 154-0.

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Wow. Was he an outsider when he ran for governor? Amazing that there's no token support, even if it's just a resolution.
Actually, he was a Democrat who the DCCC was falling all over themselves to recruit for Congress because he presented so nebulously centrist in a won't-name-what-he-actually-stands-for kind of way. Then he immediately stabbed the party in the eye, took the fundraising warchest they handed him, changed his affiliation to GOP, and ran hard-right.

Which I suppose these days makes him even more attractive to the Dems. "Oh, the one who got away!" :rolleyes:
Ha! What a shit weasel. And it goes to show how wretched the Democrats are in what they find appealing about candidates.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Mar 2018, 9:53am
Rat Patrol wrote:
02 Mar 2018, 9:29am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2018, 7:19pm
JennyB wrote:
01 Mar 2018, 5:23pm
From my friend, State Rep. Stacey Newman:

Vote to begin impeachment process of the Governor.

Resolution passes unanimously 154-0.

Image
Wow. Was he an outsider when he ran for governor? Amazing that there's no token support, even if it's just a resolution.
Actually, he was a Democrat who the DCCC was falling all over themselves to recruit for Congress because he presented so nebulously centrist in a won't-name-what-he-actually-stands-for kind of way. Then he immediately stabbed the party in the eye, took the fundraising warchest they handed him, changed his affiliation to GOP, and ran hard-right.

Which I suppose these days makes him even more attractive to the Dems. "Oh, the one who got away!" :rolleyes:
Ha! What a shit weasel. And it goes to show how wretched the Democrats are in what they find appealing about candidates.
Everything Rattie said plus he was not the favorite during the primary. But since he pretty much hid the fact that he's Jewish, had a commercial where he blew shit up and ran as the Trump style outsider, he somehow won.
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What the hell, Missouri?
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I just don't know.
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http://www.kansascity.com/news/politics ... 37864.html

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https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/29/politics ... index.html

Gov. Grabbypants decides to wager whether this line will work in Branson. . .

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Tuesday was a good day in Moranjortsville.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 6:56am
What the hell, Missouri?
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We drove to Florida last June and my sister and I came up with the "5 P's of Georgia" based on their billboards: peanuts, peaches, porn, prayer & personal injury. The vast majority (I might be exaggerating... :mrgreen: ) of billboards we passed on I-75 seemed to fall into one of those 5 categories!
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WestwayKid wrote:
05 Jun 2018, 5:33am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 6:56am
What the hell, Missouri?
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We drove to Florida last June and my sister and I came up with the "5 P's of Georgia" based on their billboards: peanuts, peaches, porn, prayer & personal injury. The vast majority (I might be exaggerating... :mrgreen: ) of billboards we passed on I-75 seemed to fall into one of those 5 categories!
And pfireworks. Lots and lots and lots of assurances to long-distance drivers that they can pull over and get a few bottle rockets whenever they want.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Jun 2018, 6:22am
WestwayKid wrote:
05 Jun 2018, 5:33am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 6:56am
What the hell, Missouri?
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We drove to Florida last June and my sister and I came up with the "5 P's of Georgia" based on their billboards: peanuts, peaches, porn, prayer & personal injury. The vast majority (I might be exaggerating... :mrgreen: ) of billboards we passed on I-75 seemed to fall into one of those 5 categories!
And pfireworks. Lots and lots and lots of assurances to long-distance drivers that they can pull over and get a few bottle rockets whenever they want.
Good point. Now I feel like our perfect little billboard formula has been knocked out of whack, however! What if I amend it to the "6 P's of Georgia" and add pyrotechnics? I think that works!
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Oscar Gamble

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WestwayKid wrote:
05 Jun 2018, 7:34am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Jun 2018, 6:22am
WestwayKid wrote:
05 Jun 2018, 5:33am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 6:56am
What the hell, Missouri?
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We drove to Florida last June and my sister and I came up with the "5 P's of Georgia" based on their billboards: peanuts, peaches, porn, prayer & personal injury. The vast majority (I might be exaggerating... :mrgreen: ) of billboards we passed on I-75 seemed to fall into one of those 5 categories!
And pfireworks. Lots and lots and lots of assurances to long-distance drivers that they can pull over and get a few bottle rockets whenever they want.
Good point. Now I feel like our perfect little billboard formula has been knocked out of whack, however! What if I amend it to the "6 P's of Georgia" and add pyrotechnics? I think that works!
It's not on the agenda, but we can schedule a vote on the proposed addition at the next council meeting.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Jun 2018, 7:54am
WestwayKid wrote:
05 Jun 2018, 7:34am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Jun 2018, 6:22am
WestwayKid wrote:
05 Jun 2018, 5:33am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 6:56am
What the hell, Missouri?
Image
We drove to Florida last June and my sister and I came up with the "5 P's of Georgia" based on their billboards: peanuts, peaches, porn, prayer & personal injury. The vast majority (I might be exaggerating... :mrgreen: ) of billboards we passed on I-75 seemed to fall into one of those 5 categories!
And pfireworks. Lots and lots and lots of assurances to long-distance drivers that they can pull over and get a few bottle rockets whenever they want.
Good point. Now I feel like our perfect little billboard formula has been knocked out of whack, however! What if I amend it to the "6 P's of Georgia" and add pyrotechnics? I think that works!
It's not on the agenda, but we can schedule a vote on the proposed addition at the next council meeting.
God bless 'Merica!
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Oscar Gamble

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