So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Maybe if they take off all those shiny pointy metal parts first (?!?)
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/vir ... 81d0ebf521

Flex, in your testing do the presets on the product capture a realistically representative range of stank ass? Image

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Rat Patrol wrote:
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/vir ... 81d0ebf521

Flex, in your testing do the presets on the product capture a realistically representative range of stank ass? Image

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I just saw a twitter profile of a guy wearing a buttplug on his nose. HA!

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Mimi wrote:
20 Jan 2017, 10:03pm
I just saw a twitter profile of a guy wearing a buttplug on his nose. HA!
So I take it Twitter did an auto-reset at noon today of everyone who had the @POTUS account blocked. :shifty:

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https://www.salon.com/2017/03/03/monito ... your-junk/

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https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/s ... g=en&cc=us

Flex, what's the ideal temperature to chill the 'splorch' pellets to so they don't melt immediately upon contact with a warm butthole? What if that special someone has a Dippin' Dots fantasy they want to role-play...is that dangerous for sensitive areas?

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*never mind; I posted the same damned picture on the previous page :disshame: *
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Carl is really burying the lede there by omitting the poo emoji. :shifty: Image

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https://www.buzzfeed.com/sallytamarkin/ ... faQ1X0yaxa

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