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Rat Patrol wrote:
21 Feb 2018, 5:49pm
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/2253 ... re-orioles

[Inder masturbating furiously]
He'll have to pull that shirt out of the safe deposit box sitting two miles underneath the Matterhorn.

edit: Did anyone ever save those photos of the chief wearing that shirt? Asking for an extortionist.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Feb 2018, 5:54pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
21 Feb 2018, 5:49pm
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/2253 ... re-orioles

[Inder masturbating furiously]
He'll have to pull that shirt out of the safe deposit box sitting two miles underneath the Matterhorn.

edit: Did anyone ever save those photos of the chief wearing that shirt? Asking for an extortionist.
I will wear the shirt on opening day, the Feast of RASMUS.

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Inder wrote:
23 Feb 2018, 1:01pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Feb 2018, 5:54pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
21 Feb 2018, 5:49pm
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/2253 ... re-orioles

[Inder masturbating furiously]
He'll have to pull that shirt out of the safe deposit box sitting two miles underneath the Matterhorn.

edit: Did anyone ever save those photos of the chief wearing that shirt? Asking for an extortionist.
I will wear the shirt on opening day, the Feast of RASMUS.
I'm guessing that feast involves eating roadkill.
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Joey Votto remains the best:


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"Is it a nipple thing?" :lol:

I would have loved for the Red Sox to have figured out a way to trade for him.
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Carlton converted all his salary into gold bars and purified water in his bunker.
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Man, Gossage must've never stopped screaming at himself in the mirror that year for not playing the game the right way. :shifty:

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And Boston fans must have been Furious that a black man was making $2000000

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revbob wrote:
05 Mar 2018, 6:27pm
And Boston fans must have been Furious that a black man was making $2000000
It proved that affirmative action was bullshit.
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revbob wrote:
05 Mar 2018, 6:27pm
And Boston fans must have been Furious that a black man was making $2000000
Wrong team this time.

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