MLB 2018
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I could be appalled by a dumb rich guy being disgusted and throwing around his authority over nonsense, but I choose to laugh at the absurdity of a dumb rich guy being disgusted and throwing around his authority over nonsense.
I could be appalled by a dumb rich guy being disgusted and throwing around his authority over nonsense, but I choose to laugh at the absurdity of a dumb rich guy being disgusted and throwing around his authority over nonsense.
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As long as there are clouds in the sky, there will be old men to shake their fist at them.
As long as there are clouds in the sky, there will be old men to shake their fist at them.
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Re: MLB 2018
this story rulesDr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Feb 2018, 7:12amhttp://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseb ... ts+Twitter
As long as there are clouds in the sky, there will be old men to shake their fist at them.
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Re: MLB 2018
My favorite bit:Flex wrote: ↑13 Feb 2018, 12:52pmthis story rulesDr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Feb 2018, 7:12amhttp://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseb ... ts+Twitter
As long as there are clouds in the sky, there will be old men to shake their fist at them.
“It is a joke. The game is becoming a freaking joke because of the nerds who are running it,” Gossage had said. “A bunch of f---ing nerds running the game.”
Re: MLB 2018
Im betting in his younger days Gossage beat up his fair share of nerds and even has a name for his wedgie technique.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑13 Feb 2018, 11:55pmMy favorite bit:Flex wrote: ↑13 Feb 2018, 12:52pmthis story rulesDr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Feb 2018, 7:12amhttp://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseb ... ts+Twitter
As long as there are clouds in the sky, there will be old men to shake their fist at them.
“It is a joke. The game is becoming a freaking joke because of the nerds who are running it,” Gossage had said. “A bunch of f---ing nerds running the game.”
Revenge of the Nerds V: The Nerds Run the Show
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Would Goose and Schilling get along? On the one hand, they're both racist, tough-guy, big-mouthed white pitchers who are discomforted by a world that lets people not like them talk and stuff. But on the other, Schilling is into stats and video games and other nerd shit. Is what they both hate strong enough to overcome the extra stuff that just Goose hates? This calls for a pilgrimage to a remote Tibetan mountain to consult with a monk.
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Re: MLB 2018
Pitchers and catchers, baby.
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Translated: Sing the song the right way.
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Lenny Dykstra: my Death Pool soulmate in his own bugfuck insane words.
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He will be your Ronnie Biggs.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑16 Feb 2018, 12:29pmLenny Dykstra: my Death Pool soulmate in his own bugfuck insane words.
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Welp, Gary Sanchez is fucked. He'll use up all his visits in the first inning.
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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Feb 2018, 8:44amWould Goose and Schilling get along? On the one hand, they're both racist, tough-guy, big-mouthed white pitchers who are discomforted by a world that lets people not like them talk and stuff. But on the other, Schilling is into stats and video games and other nerd shit. Is what they both hate strong enough to overcome the extra stuff that just Goose hates? This calls for a pilgrimage to a remote Tibetan mountain to consult with a monk.
I think they’d cozy up just fine.