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revbob wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 11:24pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 11:17pm
Flex wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 7:48pm
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05 Feb 2018, 7:40pm
There’s a story there with Malcolm Butler. That was strange.
For sure. I super, super want to know what the hell happened there.
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Well you know where he won't be playing next season
In the good graces of Jesus Christ the Lord? No, no he won't.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Feb 2018, 7:08am
revbob wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 11:24pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 11:17pm
Flex wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 7:48pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 7:40pm
There’s a story there with Malcolm Butler. That was strange.
For sure. I super, super want to know what the hell happened there.
Weed
Well you know where he won't be playing next season
In the good graces of Jesus Christ the Lord? No, no he won't.
Well that depends. I heard both the coach and QB from Philly personally thank God for their win.

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lol fuck indy
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revbob wrote:
06 Feb 2018, 5:20pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Feb 2018, 7:08am
revbob wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 11:24pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 11:17pm
Flex wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 7:48pm


For sure. I super, super want to know what the hell happened there.
Weed
Well you know where he won't be playing next season
In the good graces of Jesus Christ the Lord? No, no he won't.
Well that depends. I heard both the coach and QB from Philly personally thank God for their win.
That's almost become a cliche these days, hasn't it? I'm okay with it (I think) if it feels like it is coming from the heart and is maybe more a thank you God for giving me the ability and the chance to experience something like this versus the God actually freaking cares about who wins a football game and he wanted US to win because we're morally superior to our opponents.
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Flex wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 1:52pm
lol fuck indy
Is the sensible takeaway from this that McDaniels has been promised the big chair once Belichick finally loses for good to Reed Richards in their lifelong battle?
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WestwayKid wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 2:16pm
revbob wrote:
06 Feb 2018, 5:20pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Feb 2018, 7:08am
revbob wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 11:24pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 11:17pm

Weed
Well you know where he won't be playing next season
In the good graces of Jesus Christ the Lord? No, no he won't.
Well that depends. I heard both the coach and QB from Philly personally thank God for their win.
That's almost become a cliche these days, hasn't it? I'm okay with it (I think) if it feels like it is coming from the heart and is maybe more a thank you God for giving me the ability and the chance to experience something like this versus the God actually freaking cares about who wins a football game and he wanted US to win because we're morally superior to our opponents.
The winning team is thanking God so conversely should the losing team be blaming god? Ive yet to hear that. We played well enough to win but clearly God had sided with the other guys. We'll have to come up with some better prayers for the next game.

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revbob wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 2:36pm
WestwayKid wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 2:16pm
revbob wrote:
06 Feb 2018, 5:20pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Feb 2018, 7:08am
revbob wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 11:24pm


Well you know where he won't be playing next season
In the good graces of Jesus Christ the Lord? No, no he won't.
Well that depends. I heard both the coach and QB from Philly personally thank God for their win.
That's almost become a cliche these days, hasn't it? I'm okay with it (I think) if it feels like it is coming from the heart and is maybe more a thank you God for giving me the ability and the chance to experience something like this versus the God actually freaking cares about who wins a football game and he wanted US to win because we're morally superior to our opponents.
The winning team is thanking God so conversely should the losing team be blaming god? Ive yet to hear that. We played well enough to win but clearly God had sided with the other guys. We'll have to come up with some better prayers for the next game.
Or pick a better god. Pluto seems a good pick—literally kill your opponents, thereby making it easier to win the game.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 2:42pm
revbob wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 2:36pm
WestwayKid wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 2:16pm
revbob wrote:
06 Feb 2018, 5:20pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Feb 2018, 7:08am


In the good graces of Jesus Christ the Lord? No, no he won't.
Well that depends. I heard both the coach and QB from Philly personally thank God for their win.
That's almost become a cliche these days, hasn't it? I'm okay with it (I think) if it feels like it is coming from the heart and is maybe more a thank you God for giving me the ability and the chance to experience something like this versus the God actually freaking cares about who wins a football game and he wanted US to win because we're morally superior to our opponents.
The winning team is thanking God so conversely should the losing team be blaming god? Ive yet to hear that. We played well enough to win but clearly God had sided with the other guys. We'll have to come up with some better prayers for the next game.
Or pick a better god. Pluto seems a good pick—literally kill your opponents, thereby making it easier to win the game.
We're a Christian nation and football is most certainly a Christian game so your heathen gods have no place here. You can get in God's favor or perhaps make a deal with satan those are your choices.

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revbob wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 2:50pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 2:42pm
revbob wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 2:36pm
WestwayKid wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 2:16pm
revbob wrote:
06 Feb 2018, 5:20pm


Well that depends. I heard both the coach and QB from Philly personally thank God for their win.
That's almost become a cliche these days, hasn't it? I'm okay with it (I think) if it feels like it is coming from the heart and is maybe more a thank you God for giving me the ability and the chance to experience something like this versus the God actually freaking cares about who wins a football game and he wanted US to win because we're morally superior to our opponents.
The winning team is thanking God so conversely should the losing team be blaming god? Ive yet to hear that. We played well enough to win but clearly God had sided with the other guys. We'll have to come up with some better prayers for the next game.
Or pick a better god. Pluto seems a good pick—literally kill your opponents, thereby making it easier to win the game.
We're a Christian nation and football is most certainly a Christian game so your heathen gods have no place here. You can get in God's favor or perhaps make a deal with satan those are your choices.
Nah, I'm going all Moneyball here and looking for market inefficiencies. Seems to me some solid Greek gods are being undervalued and can be profitably exploited. I'm treating sports appeals to the divine with the same gung-ho innovation that America used to espouse, you damned pinko.
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lol fuck indy
excuse me

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 2:17pm
Is the sensible takeaway from this that McDaniels has been promised the big chair once Belichick finally loses for good to Reed Richards in their lifelong battle?
Usually people go for the Vader comp, so I respect this.

Yeah, I gotta think so. Kraft personally reached out on this one, so I have to think that means there's an expectation that Bellichick is hanging it up in 1-2 more seasons.
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Inder wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 3:30pm
Flex wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 1:52pm
lol fuck indy
excuse me
sorry, proctologist hacked my account
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Flex wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 3:31pm
Inder wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 3:30pm
Flex wrote:
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lol fuck indy
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revbob wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 2:36pm
WestwayKid wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 2:16pm
revbob wrote:
06 Feb 2018, 5:20pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Feb 2018, 7:08am
revbob wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 11:24pm


Well you know where he won't be playing next season
In the good graces of Jesus Christ the Lord? No, no he won't.
Well that depends. I heard both the coach and QB from Philly personally thank God for their win.
That's almost become a cliche these days, hasn't it? I'm okay with it (I think) if it feels like it is coming from the heart and is maybe more a thank you God for giving me the ability and the chance to experience something like this versus the God actually freaking cares about who wins a football game and he wanted US to win because we're morally superior to our opponents.
The winning team is thanking God so conversely should the losing team be blaming god? Ive yet to hear that. We played well enough to win but clearly God had sided with the other guys. We'll have to come up with some better prayers for the next game.
I wonder if God bets on games? It would totally suck if he placed a wager against your favorite team. Guaranteed loss.
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