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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Don't worry, Dick. We'll get you laid before college starts. This is gonna be the best summer of our lives!
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Happy anniversary!
Hunter Thompson wrote:Here lies Richard Nixon. He was a quitter.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Let's hope something similar happens again. Very soon.
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Writing my Nixon/Watergate lecture today and had to search this out for a laugh:
Americans really got fourteen years of sinister triplets as president.
JFK: Confident, horny, not especially cerebral or a politician, but good at faking it because he was so damned charismatic, dirty fucker.
LBJ: Politically skilled as anyone in American history, ambitious, emotionally needy, loved domestic policy and was shivved by foreign issues, dirty fucker.
RN: Masterful political fighter, needy and vengeful, loved foreign policy and was shivved by domestic issues, dirty fucker.
Between the three you could create the greatest and worst presidents.
Americans really got fourteen years of sinister triplets as president.
JFK: Confident, horny, not especially cerebral or a politician, but good at faking it because he was so damned charismatic, dirty fucker.
LBJ: Politically skilled as anyone in American history, ambitious, emotionally needy, loved domestic policy and was shivved by foreign issues, dirty fucker.
RN: Masterful political fighter, needy and vengeful, loved foreign policy and was shivved by domestic issues, dirty fucker.
Between the three you could create the greatest and worst presidents.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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All three quit their job in spectacular fashion.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Dec 2017, 2:17pmWriting my Nixon/Watergate lecture today and had to search this out for a laugh:
Americans really got fourteen years of sinister triplets as president.
JFK: Confident, horny, not especially cerebral or a politician, but good at faking it because he was so damned charismatic, dirty fucker.
LBJ: Politically skilled as anyone in American history, ambitious, emotionally needy, loved domestic policy and was shivved by foreign issues, dirty fucker.
RN: Masterful political fighter, needy and vengeful, loved foreign policy and was shivved by domestic issues, dirty fucker.
Between the three you could create the greatest and worst presidents.
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BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑30 Dec 2017, 11:55pmAll three quit their job in spectacular fashion.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Dec 2017, 2:17pmWriting my Nixon/Watergate lecture today and had to search this out for a laugh:
Americans really got fourteen years of sinister triplets as president.
JFK: Confident, horny, not especially cerebral or a politician, but good at faking it because he was so damned charismatic, dirty fucker.
LBJ: Politically skilled as anyone in American history, ambitious, emotionally needy, loved domestic policy and was shivved by foreign issues, dirty fucker.
RN: Masterful political fighter, needy and vengeful, loved foreign policy and was shivved by domestic issues, dirty fucker.
Between the three you could create the greatest and worst presidents.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Weird seeing that face on a young man. Even the famous pic of him as a high school footballer is distant enough to be uncorrupted by cynicism and sin.
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The man is utterly uncontaminated by joy. That's not a serious face; it's misery.Silent Majority wrote: ↑13 Jan 2018, 2:52pmWeird seeing that face on a young man. Even the famous pic of him as a high school footballer is distant enough to be uncorrupted by cynicism and sin.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I'll tackle you in the pumpkin patch, ladies.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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But he might be setting up a tape system for sexy time with the ladies.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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If not for Watergate, we never would have been gifted this.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I really want to hear Zeke and the Snake...
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