The Quotable Tepista

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I know they have a name, but I can't remember what.
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Wolter wrote:On Democracy, The Failings Of

The last thing I voted for that I cared about was no rubbers in porn and that lost, so fuck it.
It actually got reversed this time around, so chalk uo one good thing in this election.
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tepista wrote:
Wolter wrote:On Democracy, The Failings Of

The last thing I voted for that I cared about was no rubbers in porn and that lost, so fuck it.
It actually got reversed this time around, so chalk uo one good thing in this election.
Making porn great again.

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Been a long time since tep said anything worthwhile. :sad:
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 7:56pm
Been a long time since tep said anything worthwhile. :sad:
My work responsibilities have increased and I don't as much "fuck around" time on the internet as I used to.

http://instantrimshot.com/

Wait, that wasn't funny. :disshame:
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tepista wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 9:02pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 7:56pm
Been a long time since tep said anything worthwhile. :sad:
My work responsibilities have increased and I don't as much "fuck around" time on the internet as I used to.

http://instantrimshot.com/

Wait, that wasn't funny. :disshame:
Life really was better under that Kenyan.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 9:27pm
tepista wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 9:02pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 7:56pm
Been a long time since tep said anything worthwhile. :sad:
My work responsibilities have increased and I don't as much "fuck around" time on the internet as I used to.

http://instantrimshot.com/

Wait, that wasn't funny. :disshame:
Life really was better under that Kenyan.
I made a joke on the facebook the other day that i was pretty proud of, someone said there should be a female cover band of U2 and they can be called "ME2" which I didn't think was very funny, but I said they could have a song called "I Will Fondle"
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double posts aren't funny either :disshame:
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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