The Quotable Tepista
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On remembrances:
I couldn't find it, but didn't we post here once that Bigfoot had one of those bi-something dicks, that splits in two? You know what I'm talking about.
I couldn't find it, but didn't we post here once that Bigfoot had one of those bi-something dicks, that splits in two? You know what I'm talking about.
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I know they have a name, but I can't remember what.
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It actually got reversed this time around, so chalk uo one good thing in this election.Wolter wrote:On Democracy, The Failings Of
The last thing I voted for that I cared about was no rubbers in porn and that lost, so fuck it.
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Making porn great again.tepista wrote:It actually got reversed this time around, so chalk uo one good thing in this election.Wolter wrote:On Democracy, The Failings Of
The last thing I voted for that I cared about was no rubbers in porn and that lost, so fuck it.
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On Actors, Emmy Award Winning
I never seen him in anything. I saw a FOX promo years back that said "if you only see one episode of House, this is the one" and I missed it so i figured the ship had passed.
I never seen him in anything. I saw a FOX promo years back that said "if you only see one episode of House, this is the one" and I missed it so i figured the ship had passed.
Got a Rake? Sure!
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IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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On remembering George Michael...
He also jerked it in a public bathroom.
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On The Clash's newfound relevance in these troubled times:
Holy shit, I was just watching Lucha (wrestling) and announcer Vampiro just said while describing wrestler Paul London: "Paul London Calling, He fought the law and the law won, in Garageland, Dial 999 for an emergency."
Holy shit, I was just watching Lucha (wrestling) and announcer Vampiro just said while describing wrestler Paul London: "Paul London Calling, He fought the law and the law won, in Garageland, Dial 999 for an emergency."
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On building a feminism for the husky gentleman:
Wifey marched. I would have went to, but like a Carolina Ladies Room, I didn't think I was allowed.
Wifey marched. I would have went to, but like a Carolina Ladies Room, I didn't think I was allowed.
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On free treats...
Stop worrying about where it came from and just enjoy the cum.
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Been a long time since tep said anything worthwhile.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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My work responsibilities have increased and I don't as much "fuck around" time on the internet as I used to.
http://instantrimshot.com/
Wait, that wasn't funny.
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Life really was better under that Kenyan.tepista wrote: ↑22 Jan 2018, 9:02pmMy work responsibilities have increased and I don't as much "fuck around" time on the internet as I used to.
http://instantrimshot.com/
Wait, that wasn't funny.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I made a joke on the facebook the other day that i was pretty proud of, someone said there should be a female cover band of U2 and they can be called "ME2" which I didn't think was very funny, but I said they could have a song called "I Will Fondle"Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Jan 2018, 9:27pmLife really was better under that Kenyan.tepista wrote: ↑22 Jan 2018, 9:02pmMy work responsibilities have increased and I don't as much "fuck around" time on the internet as I used to.
http://instantrimshot.com/
Wait, that wasn't funny.
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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double posts aren't funny either
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak