FAO Flex

Sweet action for kids 'n' cretins. Marjoram and capers.
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revbob wrote:
02 Jan 2018, 12:42pm
Robots Do Chin-Ups, Pushups And Situps For The Sake Of Science
https://www.wirelessdesignmag.com/news ... ion%3dtop
Leading to a dystopia where, unbidden, robots tell humans about how they do crossfit.
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jan 2018, 8:02pm
The mayor at work, everyone!
https://g.redditmedia.com/Cr0cAr4nL3Rsg ... 22f1c7af4b
Those cat-like reflexes are exactly why I still have a pair of pants with residual beer stains from that night in the commie bar in Cambridge 2 winters ago when he toppled a fresh round all over the table and floor. :shifty:

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Flex got a bike


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revbob wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 9:04am
Flex got a bike

Flex IS a bike.
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Kory wrote:
09 Feb 2018, 3:18pm
revbob wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 9:04am
Flex got a bike

Flex IS a bike.
Yes, everyone's had a ride.
a lifetime serving one machine
Is ten times worse than prison


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revbob wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 9:04am
Flex got a bike

I wonder if it still has issues with the bike seat restricting electrical flow to the robo-dong.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
09 Feb 2018, 5:04pm
revbob wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 9:04am
Flex got a bike

I wonder if it still has issues with the bike seat restricting electrical flow to the robo-dong.
THERE'S a band name.
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Flex helps you poop.
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Flex is getting a face lift.
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it's true, i now look incredibly hot.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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I just saw a sign for our upcoming mayoral election.

It said "No More Robot Mayors"

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revbob wrote:
27 Feb 2018, 9:27am
I just saw a sign for our upcoming mayoral election.

It said "No More Robot Mayors"
I'm told by TOP Russian sources on the Facebooks that the Bernie replicants are spreading like wildfire.

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revbob wrote:
27 Feb 2018, 9:27am
I just saw a sign for our upcoming mayoral election.

It said "No More Robot Mayors"
Pictures! We demand pictures!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Feb 2018, 9:58am
revbob wrote:
27 Feb 2018, 9:27am
I just saw a sign for our upcoming mayoral election.

It said "No More Robot Mayors"
Pictures! We demand pictures!
Stay tuned to this channel for further updates.

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