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"Maverick"
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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"Maverick"
The maverickyest part of his mind is the fatal tumor. :shifty:

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Do a GIS of Blake Farenthold and ask yourself whether you'd hire him to be the assistant night manager at a Krispy Kreme let alone be a Congressperson. It's stunning how many flatly ridiculous-looking people rise in politics. Maybe that's comforting, that it isn't just some beauty contest, but the guy looks like a comb8nation of Louie Anderson and Stuart Pankin.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Dec 2017, 1:19pm
Do a GIS of Blake Farenthold and ask yourself whether you'd hire him to be the assistant night manager at a Krispy Kreme let alone be a Congressperson. It's stunning how many flatly ridiculous-looking people rise in politics. Maybe that's comforting, that it isn't just some beauty contest, but the guy looks like a comb8nation of Louie Anderson and Stuart Pankin.
He's on tap to play Flounder in "Animal House: The Musical" on Broadway. I guess we just do things opposite of Canada down these parts?
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(Also, I would totally see "Animal House: The Musical.")
Animal House is one of those movies I can never not watch if I notice that it's on. And so much of the humour has grown to be transgressive (or more so) as our own times change.
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Mind you, Peter King is a cancerous turd who should be shot into the sun, but he's right about Bannon: "He looks like a disheveled drunk." My favourite anonymous comment about Bannon was that he looks like the first guy your mom fucks after the divorce.
http://ijr.com/the-response/2017/12/103 ... led-drunk/
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13 Dec 2017, 3:17pm
Mind you, Peter King is a cancerous turd who should be shot into the sun, but he's right about Bannon: "He looks like a disheveled drunk." My favourite anonymous comment about Bannon was that he looks like the first guy your mom fucks after the divorce.
http://ijr.com/the-response/2017/12/103 ... led-drunk/
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JennyB wrote:
13 Dec 2017, 4:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Dec 2017, 3:17pm
Mind you, Peter King is a cancerous turd who should be shot into the sun, but he's right about Bannon: "He looks like a disheveled drunk." My favourite anonymous comment about Bannon was that he looks like the first guy your mom fucks after the divorce.
http://ijr.com/the-response/2017/12/103 ... led-drunk/
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*snort* I'm far from the first person to make the observation, but it's so rare to see a white nationalist who actually looks like an ubermensch. Most of them look like the kind of genetic disasters and general fuck-ups that the Nazis saw plaguing humanity.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Dec 2017, 3:17pm
Mind you, Peter King is a cancerous turd who should be shot into the sun, but he's right about Bannon: "He looks like a disheveled drunk." My favourite anonymous comment about Bannon was that he looks like the first guy your mom fucks after the divorce.
http://ijr.com/the-response/2017/12/103 ... led-drunk/
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What a Roy Moore concession speech may look like: http://www.wdrb.com/story/37062873/rep- ... washington

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What a Roy Moore concession speech may look like: http://www.wdrb.com/story/37062873/rep- ... washington
That's, uh, that's a helluva suicide note. Crazy and defiant. Very Republican.
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John Kasich is a fascinating amalgam of awareness and total obliviousness. As if the values he endorses haven't been nurturing misery and anger over the past several decades.
http://thehill.com/homenews/sunday-talk ... and-narrow
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Illinois GOP put away the dog whistles and nominate an open Nazi: https://forward.com/fast-forward/393595 ... 1-headline
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Illinois GOP put away the dog whistles and nominate an open Nazi: https://forward.com/fast-forward/393595 ... 1-headline
He's moving slightly to the right in order to stand on their ticket.
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