Flex's 25 Days of Christmas (Songs)

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How was this missed last year? Not a recommendation, but back in the early 80s it got a shit-ton of play.
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This gorgeous song never got posted?? Takes me right back to the winter of '83/'84. I think I was in love then...
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It's official, Doc is America's #1 Halls & Oates fan. :cool:

And year, Muppets, I can't believe we overlooked the Pretenders so far either.

25 Days of Christmas (Songs) - Day 2

Pansy Division - Homo Christmas


Original release: Fem in a Black Leather Jacket
Year: 1992

More early 90s punk rock Christmas fun! The video for this one is insanely good.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2017, 8:36pm
How was this missed last year? Not a recommendation, but back in the early 80s it got a shit-ton of play.
Starting your own war on Christmas are we?

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revbob wrote:
02 Dec 2017, 12:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2017, 8:36pm
How was this missed last year? Not a recommendation, but back in the early 80s it got a shit-ton of play.
Starting your own war on Christmas are we?
Starting? Nay. Continuing! :twisted:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Dec 2017, 12:34pm
revbob wrote:
02 Dec 2017, 12:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2017, 8:36pm
How was this missed last year? Not a recommendation, but back in the early 80s it got a shit-ton of play.
Starting your own war on Christmas are we?
Starting? Nay. Continuing! :twisted:
And taking no prisoners. I didnt actually listen to the song, just watched the vid with the sound down, by god that was horrendous.

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revbob wrote:
02 Dec 2017, 12:52pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Dec 2017, 12:34pm
revbob wrote:
02 Dec 2017, 12:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2017, 8:36pm
How was this missed last year? Not a recommendation, but back in the early 80s it got a shit-ton of play.
Starting your own war on Christmas are we?
Starting? Nay. Continuing! :twisted:
And taking no prisoners. I didnt actually listen to the song, just watched the vid with the sound down, by god that was horrendous.
The song is much much much (much) worse. The video at least has some dorky humour to it (whether that succeeds, well, ymmv).
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Dec 2017, 1:03pm
revbob wrote:
02 Dec 2017, 12:52pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Dec 2017, 12:34pm
revbob wrote:
02 Dec 2017, 12:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2017, 8:36pm
How was this missed last year? Not a recommendation, but back in the early 80s it got a shit-ton of play.
Starting your own war on Christmas are we?
Starting? Nay. Continuing! :twisted:
And taking no prisoners. I didnt actually listen to the song, just watched the vid with the sound down, by god that was horrendous.
The song is much much much (much) worse. The video at least has some dorky humour to it (whether that succeeds, well, ymmv).
I presumed it was unintentional.

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revbob wrote:
02 Dec 2017, 1:36pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Dec 2017, 1:03pm
revbob wrote:
02 Dec 2017, 12:52pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Dec 2017, 12:34pm
revbob wrote:
02 Dec 2017, 12:19pm


Starting your own war on Christmas are we?
Starting? Nay. Continuing! :twisted:
And taking no prisoners. I didnt actually listen to the song, just watched the vid with the sound down, by god that was horrendous.
The song is much much much (much) worse. The video at least has some dorky humour to it (whether that succeeds, well, ymmv).
I presumed it was unintentional.
No, that's intentional dorky light comedy, appealing to everyone's parents or grandparents back then who might otherwise be watching Lawrence Welk.
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25 Days of Christmas (Songs) - Day 3

The Celibate Rifles - Merry Xmas Blues


Original release: Merry Xmas Blues
Year: 1984

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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God dammit. Hanukkah sucks.
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JennyB wrote:
04 Dec 2017, 10:30am
God dammit. Hanukkah sucks.
C'mon, candles are … uh, cool.
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Sorry about the lack of great hanukkah songs, Mrs. B. :meh:

THAT SAID...

25 Days of Christmas (Songs) - Day 4

Metal Mike, Alison & Julia - Deck The Halls


Original release: Gnarly Xmas Single
Year: 1991

The Angry Samoans' own Metal Mike takes on this golden moldy. Regarding the original release: how many Christmas singles out there included a cover of "Slave to My Dick" as a b-side? Only Bing's old 78s, I imagine.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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04 Dec 2017, 1:39pm
Regarding the original release: how many Christmas singles out there included a cover of "Slave to My Dick" as a b-side? Only Bing's old 78s, I imagine.
Did Milton Berle put out records?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Dec 2017, 11:25am
JennyB wrote:
04 Dec 2017, 10:30am
God dammit. Hanukkah sucks.
C'mon, candles are … uh, cool.
Robanukah is pretty cool.
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