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that being the case, the best option is to watch the weirdest shit you can find, which is likely curling
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You're right. A true sport should end with death.eumaas wrote: ↑11 Oct 2017, 3:12pmYou're both watching something that amounts to the myth of Sisyphus. Nobody ever wins either sport. The counter gets reset at the end of the season.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑31 Aug 2017, 2:23pmListen, you've the right to have your opinion on this and I respect that. I guess I just sort of feel sad for the life you'll miss watching this trash sport.Kory wrote: ↑31 Aug 2017, 12:14pmI don't know why masses of points are so important. A tie means both teams were well matched and it kept your heart rate up. Watching teams get point after point is super boring because it means the game is easy.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑30 Aug 2017, 11:57pmThe Home Run > The 90 Minute Tie
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absolutely. The entire losing team must die.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑11 Oct 2017, 3:16pmYou're right. A true sport should end with death.eumaas wrote: ↑11 Oct 2017, 3:12pmYou're both watching something that amounts to the myth of Sisyphus. Nobody ever wins either sport. The counter gets reset at the end of the season.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑31 Aug 2017, 2:23pmListen, you've the right to have your opinion on this and I respect that. I guess I just sort of feel sad for the life you'll miss watching this trash sport.Kory wrote: ↑31 Aug 2017, 12:14pmI don't know why masses of points are so important. A tie means both teams were well matched and it kept your heart rate up. Watching teams get point after point is super boring because it means the game is easy.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑30 Aug 2017, 11:57pm
The Home Run > The 90 Minute Tie
The Bean Ball > The Flop
Swinging a bat > No hands allowed
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Then the winning needs to die after. Otherwise, they may tarnish themselves post-victory. All lives should end at the moment of maximum triumph. That is Sport.
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Curling is nineteen levels more boring than football(Nigel). A key part of the game is skill at a household chore.
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if you can invent a weird sport that's actually fun, be my guestDr. Medulla wrote: ↑11 Oct 2017, 4:22pmCurling is nineteen levels more boring than football(Nigel). A key part of the game is skill at a household chore.
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You know what, wise guy, maybe I will!eumaas wrote: ↑11 Oct 2017, 4:29pmif you can invent a weird sport that's actually fun, be my guestDr. Medulla wrote: ↑11 Oct 2017, 4:22pmCurling is nineteen levels more boring than football(Nigel). A key part of the game is skill at a household chore.
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eumaas wrote: ↑11 Oct 2017, 4:29pmif you can invent a weird sport that's actually fun, be my guestDr. Medulla wrote: ↑11 Oct 2017, 4:22pmCurling is nineteen levels more boring than football(Nigel). A key part of the game is skill at a household chore.
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/ ... ng-charges
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"and said drugs or alcohol may have been a factor" fucking better be.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑11 Nov 2017, 6:41amhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/ ... ng-charges
Royal Mounted Police to declare BNL fans a violent street gang just like Juggalos.
This should've been a cover up operation.
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Florida sure seems tundra-y …Rat Patrol wrote: ↑11 Nov 2017, 6:41amhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/ ... ng-charges
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