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Those nights are weird aren't they? You can drink forever and hardly feel anything, and it's not like you ate more than usual or ate anything vastly different. Your body just decides to be immune to alcohol. It's an extra bummer in a bar because of all the extra dough you spent trying to get there.
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Kory wrote:
13 Oct 2017, 11:48pm
Those nights are weird aren't they? You can drink forever and hardly feel anything, and it's not like you ate more than usual or ate anything vastly different. Your body just decides to be immune to alcohol. It's an extra bummer in a bar because of all the extra dough you spent trying to get there.
Blame the cocaine.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
14 Oct 2017, 12:01am
Kory wrote:
13 Oct 2017, 11:48pm
Those nights are weird aren't they? You can drink forever and hardly feel anything, and it's not like you ate more than usual or ate anything vastly different. Your body just decides to be immune to alcohol. It's an extra bummer in a bar because of all the extra dough you spent trying to get there.
Blame the cocaine.
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Saw some fantastic bathroom graffiti a few days ago at a favourite dive. Someone had thoughtfully written out William Carlos Williams' This Is Just to Say above the urinal — beautiful penmanship, etc. Somebody else had drawn a line from the poem to lead the attentive reader to an important addendum: "I cum blood."

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Inder wrote:
14 Oct 2017, 7:01pm
Saw some fantastic bathroom graffiti a few days ago at a favourite dive. Someone had thoughtfully written out William Carlos Williams' This Is Just to Say above the urinal — beautiful penmanship, etc. Somebody else had drawn a line from the poem to lead the attentive reader to an important addendum: "I cum blood."
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The one that almost got away from Kaleb.

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Kory wrote:
14 Oct 2017, 9:59pm
Inder wrote:
14 Oct 2017, 7:01pm
Saw some fantastic bathroom graffiti a few days ago at a favourite dive. Someone had thoughtfully written out William Carlos Williams' This Is Just to Say above the urinal — beautiful penmanship, etc. Somebody else had drawn a line from the poem to lead the attentive reader to an important addendum: "I cum blood."
There's bathroom humor, and there's bathroom humor.
Yeah but in this case it was most likely a bathroom tumour.
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Marky Dread wrote:
10 Nov 2017, 1:17am
Kory wrote:
14 Oct 2017, 9:59pm
Inder wrote:
14 Oct 2017, 7:01pm
Saw some fantastic bathroom graffiti a few days ago at a favourite dive. Someone had thoughtfully written out William Carlos Williams' This Is Just to Say above the urinal — beautiful penmanship, etc. Somebody else had drawn a line from the poem to lead the attentive reader to an important addendum: "I cum blood."
There's bathroom humor, and there's bathroom humor.
Yeah but in this case it was most likely a bathroom tumour.
Wocka wocka!
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Kory wrote:
10 Nov 2017, 10:54pm


Wokka wokka!
In the form I lived in there was graffiti that said, "How much do you consume? Do you even know? Do you even care?". Shortly after that appeared someone else drew a giant Pacman eating it and saying, "Wokka, wokka, wokka!"
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Kaleb put a ring on this one.

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Rat Patrol wrote:
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Kaleb put a ring on this one.
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K's wedding pics

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...meanwhile, at the reception:


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That kid should be clapping instead of giving her the finger.
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Kaleb's girl needs practice leaning against a post

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