Thread of Dreams

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28 Nov 2017, 7:26am
A real meat grinder of a dream last night. I had been diagnosed with some kind of illness of condition and the doctors recommended euthanization. I agreed that it made the most sense. So I'm going around saying goodbye to people and becoming increasingly distraught. I don't want to die yet but it makes the most sense given the diagnosis. I'm almost paralytic, trying to figure a way out of this. I finally tell the doctors that I'll just accept this disease no matter how much it compromises me and if I need to commit suicide later on, I'll do it. And the rest of the dream is spent normally. Not even any evidence of being sick after that.
Jesus. That’s horrific.

I just woke up out of a frustrating dream where I was some sort of Uber driver and a little girl got me to drive her home to somewhere in Kansas. We got so some house in Kansas (via some sort of jump, but I remembered hours of driving) where we had to stop while I found her actual street, but she insisted on spelling it out and every letter she gave me made gibberish. For some reason I took Jackson and my dog with me, and I was despairing getting home, and Ali had no idea where we were. When I asked the owners of the house if they could help, they said “this is her house, what was she telling you?” I tried to call home but was interrupted by a call from my late grandmother telling me I had missed the birth of my new niece.

Anyway, it’s 5am and I’m annoyed at an imaginary little girl.
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Re: Thread of Dreams

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Wolter wrote:
28 Nov 2017, 7:37am
I just woke up out of a frustrating dream where I was some sort of Uber driver and a little girl got me to drive her home to somewhere in Kansas. We got so some house in Kansas (via some sort of jump, but I remembered hours of driving) where we had to stop while I found her actual street, but she insisted on spelling it out and every letter she gave me made gibberish. For some reason I took Jackson and my dog with me, and I was despairing getting home, and Ali had no idea where we were. When I asked the owners of the house if they could help, they said “this is her house, what was she telling you?” I tried to call home but was interrupted by a call from my late grandmother telling me I had missed the birth of my new niece.

Anyway, it’s 5am and I’m annoyed at an imaginary little girl.
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I had a dream that my girlfriend made me an egg but it was undercooked. I asked her to throw it back in the pan for a minute and she PICKED IT UP BY THE WHITES instead of taking the whole plate, which of course made it disintegrate. Drove me crazy.
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Kory wrote:
28 Nov 2017, 1:43pm
I had a dream that my girlfriend made me an egg but it was undercooked. I asked her to throw it back in the pan for a minute and she PICKED IT UP BY THE WHITES instead of taking the whole plate, which of course made it disintegrate. Drove me crazy.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Nov 2017, 2:24pm
Kory wrote:
28 Nov 2017, 1:43pm
I had a dream that my girlfriend made me an egg but it was undercooked. I asked her to throw it back in the pan for a minute and she PICKED IT UP BY THE WHITES instead of taking the whole plate, which of course made it disintegrate. Drove me crazy.
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Kory wrote:
28 Nov 2017, 1:43pm
I had a dream that my girlfriend made me an egg but it was undercooked. I asked her to throw it back in the pan for a minute and she PICKED IT UP BY THE WHITES instead of taking the whole plate, which of course made it disintegrate. Drove me crazy.
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Dreams are weird, man.
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Stop eating cheese you fools.


Either that or ease up on the acid.

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101Walterton wrote:
28 Nov 2017, 8:57pm
Stop eating cheese you fools.


Either that or ease up on the acid.
Did I just dream this. :scared:
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I went thru a period recently where I had many disturbing dreams. The only thing thst stuck with me was an overwhelming sense of dread with the exception of one I kind of recall. I was goimg around closing and locking my upstairs windows and or just drawing the shades. I came to this one window which has a porch roof right below it. I was looking down and saw a pair of boots. I jumped back and looked up to see a Tusken Raider like figure but not what it was, it was human holding a machine gun. I immediately woke up and that sense of dread was amplified x100. It took a while to shake that. Now this is for a guy who rarely recalls a dream and if anything it just involves sex, and with my wife at that.

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revbob wrote:
28 Nov 2017, 9:25pm
I went thru a period recently where I had many disturbing dreams. The only thing thst stuck with me was an overwhelming sense of dread with the exception of one I kind of recall. I was goimg around closing and locking my upstairs windows and or just drawing the shades. I came to this one window which has a porch roof right below it. I was looking down and saw a pair of boots. I jumped back and looked up to see a Tusken Raider like figure but not what it was, it was human holding a machine gun. I immediately woke up and that sense of dread was amplified x100. It took a while to shake that. Now this is for a guy who rarely recalls a dream and if anything it just involves sex, and with my wife at that.
How long have you hated Kory's penis?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Nov 2017, 9:30pm
revbob wrote:
28 Nov 2017, 9:25pm
I went thru a period recently where I had many disturbing dreams. The only thing thst stuck with me was an overwhelming sense of dread with the exception of one I kind of recall. I was goimg around closing and locking my upstairs windows and or just drawing the shades. I came to this one window which has a porch roof right below it. I was looking down and saw a pair of boots. I jumped back and looked up to see a Tusken Raider like figure but not what it was, it was human holding a machine gun. I immediately woke up and that sense of dread was amplified x100. It took a while to shake that. Now this is for a guy who rarely recalls a dream and if anything it just involves sex, and with my wife at that.
How long have you hated Kory's penis?
I was born to hate that shit

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revbob wrote:
28 Nov 2017, 9:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Nov 2017, 9:30pm
revbob wrote:
28 Nov 2017, 9:25pm
I went thru a period recently where I had many disturbing dreams. The only thing thst stuck with me was an overwhelming sense of dread with the exception of one I kind of recall. I was goimg around closing and locking my upstairs windows and or just drawing the shades. I came to this one window which has a porch roof right below it. I was looking down and saw a pair of boots. I jumped back and looked up to see a Tusken Raider like figure but not what it was, it was human holding a machine gun. I immediately woke up and that sense of dread was amplified x100. It took a while to shake that. Now this is for a guy who rarely recalls a dream and if anything it just involves sex, and with my wife at that.
How long have you hated Kory's penis?
I was born to hate that shit
Hating Kory's penis is one of the five tenets of normality.
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Re: Thread of Dreams

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Nov 2017, 9:44pm
revbob wrote:
28 Nov 2017, 9:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Nov 2017, 9:30pm
revbob wrote:
28 Nov 2017, 9:25pm
I went thru a period recently where I had many disturbing dreams. The only thing thst stuck with me was an overwhelming sense of dread with the exception of one I kind of recall. I was goimg around closing and locking my upstairs windows and or just drawing the shades. I came to this one window which has a porch roof right below it. I was looking down and saw a pair of boots. I jumped back and looked up to see a Tusken Raider like figure but not what it was, it was human holding a machine gun. I immediately woke up and that sense of dread was amplified x100. It took a while to shake that. Now this is for a guy who rarely recalls a dream and if anything it just involves sex, and with my wife at that.
How long have you hated Kory's penis?
I was born to hate that shit
Hating Kory's penis is one of the five tenets of normality.
Stories of Kory's penis are phallicy.
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Re: Thread of Dreams

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I find it humorous that y'all don't realize that talking about my penis is all I want you to do.
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