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Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Observation:
Have you ever had one of those days where you can't for the life of you figure out why there are satellite trucks for 3 local news stations set up across the street from your apartment complex?
For 10 hours straight? And you can't figure out why?
And, yet, this isn't enough to pique your curiosity. So you go about your daily business. Go in and out a couple times during the day, run errands, etc. etc.
Now it's after dark, and you go out to fetch the mail...and the trucks are still there setting up their live shots for the 5:00 news. Curious yet?
Naaaaaaaah.
Fast forward to 10:00pm. More lights outside the window. Another set of live shots. Something has clearly happened on your street. Do you so much as Google it?
Nope.
Now let's say it's 4:00 in the fucking morning. And NOW, of all times, you're bitten with the teensiest-eensiest curiosity as to why there were news liveshots set up in front of your own damn place of residence timed for right for the lead story at noon, 4:30, 5:00, 5:30, 6:00, 9:00, 10:00, and 11:00. You're not...like...real curious, just can't really sleep because it's put a bug in your head.
[pulls out phone in dark]
Oh. So a car crashed into my building this morning. Multiple injuries. That kindly old guy in Apt. #1 who always says hi to you is standing by his bashed-in front door on all the news footage.
And this happened 20 ft. behind the rear wall of my unit, which is on the same floor around the corner of the building...and I didn't hear a thing?
Didn't hear the police/fire/ambulances that were there for a couple hours?
Didn't notice when I was walking on lunch break that the center column on the front awning was deposited by the side of the driveway along with the remains of that friendly old guy's screen door?
But I know I was conscious the whole day because I remember every single funny internet meme I looked at from 8:00am on as well as the small modicum of work I actually accomplished in between.
Just apparently not observant enough to notice that a frickin' Camry plowed straight into my abode right in front of a crowd of horrified schoolchildren onlookers, sent 2 people to the ER, and led 5 Boston stations' newscasts every hour on the hour for a full day during sweeps week.
Mmmm'kay. ⁶³
Have you ever had one of those days where you can't for the life of you figure out why there are satellite trucks for 3 local news stations set up across the street from your apartment complex?
For 10 hours straight? And you can't figure out why?
And, yet, this isn't enough to pique your curiosity. So you go about your daily business. Go in and out a couple times during the day, run errands, etc. etc.
Now it's after dark, and you go out to fetch the mail...and the trucks are still there setting up their live shots for the 5:00 news. Curious yet?
Naaaaaaaah.
Fast forward to 10:00pm. More lights outside the window. Another set of live shots. Something has clearly happened on your street. Do you so much as Google it?
Nope.
Now let's say it's 4:00 in the fucking morning. And NOW, of all times, you're bitten with the teensiest-eensiest curiosity as to why there were news liveshots set up in front of your own damn place of residence timed for right for the lead story at noon, 4:30, 5:00, 5:30, 6:00, 9:00, 10:00, and 11:00. You're not...like...real curious, just can't really sleep because it's put a bug in your head.
[pulls out phone in dark]
Oh. So a car crashed into my building this morning. Multiple injuries. That kindly old guy in Apt. #1 who always says hi to you is standing by his bashed-in front door on all the news footage.
And this happened 20 ft. behind the rear wall of my unit, which is on the same floor around the corner of the building...and I didn't hear a thing?
Didn't hear the police/fire/ambulances that were there for a couple hours?
Didn't notice when I was walking on lunch break that the center column on the front awning was deposited by the side of the driveway along with the remains of that friendly old guy's screen door?
But I know I was conscious the whole day because I remember every single funny internet meme I looked at from 8:00am on as well as the small modicum of work I actually accomplished in between.
Just apparently not observant enough to notice that a frickin' Camry plowed straight into my abode right in front of a crowd of horrified schoolchildren onlookers, sent 2 people to the ER, and led 5 Boston stations' newscasts every hour on the hour for a full day during sweeps week.
Mmmm'kay. ⁶³
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Fake news? Or were you in the KISS thread?Rat Patrol wrote: ↑16 Nov 2017, 7:25amObservation:
Have you ever had one of those days where you can't for the life of you figure out why there are satellite trucks for 3 local news stations set up across the street from your apartment complex?
For 10 hours straight? And you can't figure out why?
And, yet, this isn't enough to pique your curiosity. So you go about your daily business. Go in and out a couple times during the day, run errands, etc. etc.
Now it's after dark, and you go out to fetch the mail...and the trucks are still there setting up their live shots for the 5:00 news. Curious yet?
Naaaaaaaah.
Fast forward to 10:00pm. More lights outside the window. Another set of live shots. Something has clearly happened on your street. Do you so much as Google it?
Nope.
Now let's say it's 4:00 in the fucking morning. And NOW, of all times, you're bitten with the teensiest-eensiest curiosity as to why there were news liveshots set up in front of your own damn place of residence timed for right for the lead story at noon, 4:30, 5:00, 5:30, 6:00, 9:00, 10:00, and 11:00. You're not...like...real curious, just can't really sleep because it's put a bug in your head.
[pulls out phone in dark]
Oh. So a car crashed into my building this morning. Multiple injuries. That kindly old guy in Apt. #1 who always says hi to you is standing by his bashed-in front door on all the news footage.
And this happened 20 ft. behind the rear wall of my unit, which is on the same floor around the corner of the building...and I didn't hear a thing?
Didn't hear the police/fire/ambulances that were there for a couple hours?
Didn't notice when I was walking on lunch break that the center column on the front awning was deposited by the side of the driveway along with the remains of that friendly old guy's screen door?
But I know I was conscious the whole day because I remember every single funny internet meme I looked at from 8:00am on as well as the small modicum of work I actually accomplished in between.
Just apparently not observant enough to notice that a frickin' Camry plowed straight into my abode right in front of a crowd of horrified schoolchildren onlookers, sent 2 people to the ER, and led 5 Boston stations' newscasts every hour on the hour for a full day during sweeps week.
Mmmm'kay. ⁶³
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Damn, Rattie. Glad you are OK.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑16 Nov 2017, 7:25amObservation:
Have you ever had one of those days where you can't for the life of you figure out why there are satellite trucks for 3 local news stations set up across the street from your apartment complex?
For 10 hours straight? And you can't figure out why?
And, yet, this isn't enough to pique your curiosity. So you go about your daily business. Go in and out a couple times during the day, run errands, etc. etc.
Now it's after dark, and you go out to fetch the mail...and the trucks are still there setting up their live shots for the 5:00 news. Curious yet?
Naaaaaaaah.
Fast forward to 10:00pm. More lights outside the window. Another set of live shots. Something has clearly happened on your street. Do you so much as Google it?
Nope.
Now let's say it's 4:00 in the fucking morning. And NOW, of all times, you're bitten with the teensiest-eensiest curiosity as to why there were news liveshots set up in front of your own damn place of residence timed for right for the lead story at noon, 4:30, 5:00, 5:30, 6:00, 9:00, 10:00, and 11:00. You're not...like...real curious, just can't really sleep because it's put a bug in your head.
[pulls out phone in dark]
Oh. So a car crashed into my building this morning. Multiple injuries. That kindly old guy in Apt. #1 who always says hi to you is standing by his bashed-in front door on all the news footage.
And this happened 20 ft. behind the rear wall of my unit, which is on the same floor around the corner of the building...and I didn't hear a thing?
Didn't hear the police/fire/ambulances that were there for a couple hours?
Didn't notice when I was walking on lunch break that the center column on the front awning was deposited by the side of the driveway along with the remains of that friendly old guy's screen door?
But I know I was conscious the whole day because I remember every single funny internet meme I looked at from 8:00am on as well as the small modicum of work I actually accomplished in between.
Just apparently not observant enough to notice that a frickin' Camry plowed straight into my abode right in front of a crowd of horrified schoolchildren onlookers, sent 2 people to the ER, and led 5 Boston stations' newscasts every hour on the hour for a full day during sweeps week.
Mmmm'kay. ⁶³
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Deep Clash Theory is a harsh mistress.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑16 Nov 2017, 7:25amObservation:
Have you ever had one of those days where you can't for the life of you figure out why there are satellite trucks for 3 local news stations set up across the street from your apartment complex?
For 10 hours straight? And you can't figure out why?
And, yet, this isn't enough to pique your curiosity. So you go about your daily business. Go in and out a couple times during the day, run errands, etc. etc.
Now it's after dark, and you go out to fetch the mail...and the trucks are still there setting up their live shots for the 5:00 news. Curious yet?
Naaaaaaaah.
Fast forward to 10:00pm. More lights outside the window. Another set of live shots. Something has clearly happened on your street. Do you so much as Google it?
Nope.
Now let's say it's 4:00 in the fucking morning. And NOW, of all times, you're bitten with the teensiest-eensiest curiosity as to why there were news liveshots set up in front of your own damn place of residence timed for right for the lead story at noon, 4:30, 5:00, 5:30, 6:00, 9:00, 10:00, and 11:00. You're not...like...real curious, just can't really sleep because it's put a bug in your head.
[pulls out phone in dark]
Oh. So a car crashed into my building this morning. Multiple injuries. That kindly old guy in Apt. #1 who always says hi to you is standing by his bashed-in front door on all the news footage.
And this happened 20 ft. behind the rear wall of my unit, which is on the same floor around the corner of the building...and I didn't hear a thing?
Didn't hear the police/fire/ambulances that were there for a couple hours?
Didn't notice when I was walking on lunch break that the center column on the front awning was deposited by the side of the driveway along with the remains of that friendly old guy's screen door?
But I know I was conscious the whole day because I remember every single funny internet meme I looked at from 8:00am on as well as the small modicum of work I actually accomplished in between.
Just apparently not observant enough to notice that a frickin' Camry plowed straight into my abode right in front of a crowd of horrified schoolchildren onlookers, sent 2 people to the ER, and led 5 Boston stations' newscasts every hour on the hour for a full day during sweeps week.
Mmmm'kay. ⁶³
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
That Mandela Effect is getting really quick.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Such a goddamn national treasure.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Looks like DC Comics meets Rounders to me. Yes, Flash, you've told us a million times how you got beat when Captain Boomerang flopped an inside straight on the river, yada yada yada.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
lolDr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Nov 2017, 2:18pmLooks like DC Comics meets Rounders to me. Yes, Flash, you've told us a million times how you got beat when Captain Boomerang flopped an inside straight on the river, yada yada yada.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
How many losers didn't have a fucking tv show? Yeah, three of you can go pound sand.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Huh? Only Bowie didn't have a tv show.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Nov 2017, 7:05pmHow many losers didn't have a fucking tv show? Yeah, three of you can go pound sand.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Whoops, re. MJ. Limey tv shows don't count.Marky Dread wrote: ↑22 Nov 2017, 7:16pmHuh? Only Bowie didn't have a tv show.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Nov 2017, 7:05pmHow many losers didn't have a fucking tv show? Yeah, three of you can go pound sand.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Who needs TV when you’ve got T. Rex?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Nov 2017, 7:22pmWhoops, re. MJ. Limey tv shows don't count.Marky Dread wrote: ↑22 Nov 2017, 7:16pmHuh? Only Bowie didn't have a tv show.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Nov 2017, 7:05pmHow many losers didn't have a fucking tv show? Yeah, three of you can go pound sand.
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