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Those nights are weird aren't they? You can drink forever and hardly feel anything, and it's not like you ate more than usual or ate anything vastly different. Your body just decides to be immune to alcohol. It's an extra bummer in a bar because of all the extra dough you spent trying to get there.
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Blame the cocaine.Kory wrote: ↑13 Oct 2017, 11:48pmThose nights are weird aren't they? You can drink forever and hardly feel anything, and it's not like you ate more than usual or ate anything vastly different. Your body just decides to be immune to alcohol. It's an extra bummer in a bar because of all the extra dough you spent trying to get there.
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NEVER!BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑14 Oct 2017, 12:01amBlame the cocaine.Kory wrote: ↑13 Oct 2017, 11:48pmThose nights are weird aren't they? You can drink forever and hardly feel anything, and it's not like you ate more than usual or ate anything vastly different. Your body just decides to be immune to alcohol. It's an extra bummer in a bar because of all the extra dough you spent trying to get there.
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Saw some fantastic bathroom graffiti a few days ago at a favourite dive. Someone had thoughtfully written out William Carlos Williams' This Is Just to Say above the urinal — beautiful penmanship, etc. Somebody else had drawn a line from the poem to lead the attentive reader to an important addendum: "I cum blood."
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There's bathroom humor, and there's bathroom humor.Inder wrote: ↑14 Oct 2017, 7:01pmSaw some fantastic bathroom graffiti a few days ago at a favourite dive. Someone had thoughtfully written out William Carlos Williams' This Is Just to Say above the urinal — beautiful penmanship, etc. Somebody else had drawn a line from the poem to lead the attentive reader to an important addendum: "I cum blood."
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The one that almost got away from Kaleb.
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Yeah but in this case it was most likely a bathroom tumour.Kory wrote: ↑14 Oct 2017, 9:59pmThere's bathroom humor, and there's bathroom humor.Inder wrote: ↑14 Oct 2017, 7:01pmSaw some fantastic bathroom graffiti a few days ago at a favourite dive. Someone had thoughtfully written out William Carlos Williams' This Is Just to Say above the urinal — beautiful penmanship, etc. Somebody else had drawn a line from the poem to lead the attentive reader to an important addendum: "I cum blood."
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
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Nos Sumus Una Familia
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Wocka wocka!Marky Dread wrote: ↑10 Nov 2017, 1:17amYeah but in this case it was most likely a bathroom tumour.Kory wrote: ↑14 Oct 2017, 9:59pmThere's bathroom humor, and there's bathroom humor.Inder wrote: ↑14 Oct 2017, 7:01pmSaw some fantastic bathroom graffiti a few days ago at a favourite dive. Someone had thoughtfully written out William Carlos Williams' This Is Just to Say above the urinal — beautiful penmanship, etc. Somebody else had drawn a line from the poem to lead the attentive reader to an important addendum: "I cum blood."
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Kaleb put a ring on this one.
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Its all about knowimg the right moment
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...meanwhile, at the reception:
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That kid should be clapping instead of giving her the finger.
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Kaleb's girl needs practice leaning against a post
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