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Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Post by Marky Dread » 08 Nov 2017, 9:24pm

muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:02pm
Q: How many Marky's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One hold the light bulb and one to make puns so bad that the room spins around.
I don't pun you, so why should you pun me....huh
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Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Post by muppet hi fi » 08 Nov 2017, 9:30pm

Marky Dread wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:24pm
muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:02pm
Q: How many Marky's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One hold the light bulb and one to make puns so bad that the room spins around.
I don't pun you, so why should you pun me....huh
You're not my geetar hero!

(Q: How many guitar players does it take to change light bulb?

A: Four. One to change the light bulb, three to say "I can do that, maaaan. Faster".).
Strong shoes is what we got and when they're hot they're hot!
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Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Post by Marky Dread » 08 Nov 2017, 9:34pm

muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:30pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:24pm
muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:02pm
Q: How many Marky's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One hold the light bulb and one to make puns so bad that the room spins around.
I don't pun you, so why should you pun me....huh
You're not my geetar hero!

(Q: How many guitar players does it take to change light bulb?

A: Four. One to change the light bulb, three to say "I can do that, maaaan. Faster".).
Q: How many bass players from The Clash does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. His name is Mick and he'll do it for you while you just stand there looking good.
"NIBBLED TO DEATH BY AN OKAPI"

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Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Post by muppet hi fi » 08 Nov 2017, 9:47pm

Marky Dread wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:34pm
muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:30pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:24pm
muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:02pm
Q: How many Marky's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One hold the light bulb and one to make puns so bad that the room spins around.
I don't pun you, so why should you pun me....huh
You're not my geetar hero!

(Q: How many guitar players does it take to change light bulb?

A: Four. One to change the light bulb, three to say "I can do that, maaaan. Faster".).
Q: How many bass players from The Clash does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. His name is Mick and he'll do it for you while you just stand there looking good.
Oh yes.

And how many drummers does it take to change said light bulb? Five. One to hold the light bulb, four to drink til the room spins round.

And, of course, what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless.

Thanks folks, Ill be here all week. Make sure to tip your waitresses...
Strong shoes is what we got and when they're hot they're hot!
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Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Post by Marky Dread » 08 Nov 2017, 9:55pm

muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:47pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:34pm
muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:30pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:24pm
muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:02pm
Q: How many Marky's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One hold the light bulb and one to make puns so bad that the room spins around.
I don't pun you, so why should you pun me....huh
You're not my geetar hero!

(Q: How many guitar players does it take to change light bulb?

A: Four. One to change the light bulb, three to say "I can do that, maaaan. Faster".).
Q: How many bass players from The Clash does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. His name is Mick and he'll do it for you while you just stand there looking good.
Oh yes.

And how many drummers does it take to change said light bulb? Five. One to hold the light bulb, four to drink til the room spins round.

And, of course, what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless.

Thanks folks, Ill be here all week. Make sure to tip your waitresses...
How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
"NIBBLED TO DEATH BY AN OKAPI"

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Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Post by muppet hi fi » 08 Nov 2017, 10:04pm

Marky Dread wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:55pm
muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:47pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:34pm
muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:30pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:24pm


I don't pun you, so why should you pun me....huh
You're not my geetar hero!

(Q: How many guitar players does it take to change light bulb?

A: Four. One to change the light bulb, three to say "I can do that, maaaan. Faster".).
Q: How many bass players from The Clash does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. His name is Mick and he'll do it for you while you just stand there looking good.
Oh yes.

And how many drummers does it take to change said light bulb? Five. One to hold the light bulb, four to drink til the room spins round.

And, of course, what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless.

Thanks folks, Ill be here all week. Make sure to tip your waitresses...
How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
A drummer decides to take up another musical instrument. He goes to the music store, looks around for a while, and approaches the sales guy. Says "I'm looking to take up a new musical instrument".
Sales guy says "Certainly. What'd you have in mind?"

Drummer says "Well, I was thinking about the tenor sax on the wall behind you. Or maybe the accordian on the floor over there".

Sales dude: "You must be a drummer, yeah?"

Drummer: "Why yes. Yes I am. How'd you know?"

Sales dude: "Well, the fire extinguisher isn't for sale and the radiator is bolted to the floor".

(drink like fish, folks. And be sure to tip your bartender).
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Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Post by Heston » 25 Mar 2018, 7:47pm

I used to have a "top ten insults from around the world" cutting pinned to my fridge. The one I always found amusing was an old Iranian insult which translated as "may a fart be on your beard."
I just polished off some Low Country shrimp & grits and a mess of collards. That's a hell of a strain on the arm.

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Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Post by Marky Dread » 25 Mar 2018, 8:06pm

Heston wrote:
25 Mar 2018, 7:47pm
I used to have a "top ten insults from around the world" cutting pinned to my fridge. The one I always found amusing was an old Iranian insult which translated as "may a fart be on your beard."
:mrgreen:
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Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Post by muppet hi fi » 28 May 2018, 12:55am

Bump because I think Mr. Dread could use some more insulting. Just, ya know, because...
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Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Post by Marky Dread » 28 May 2018, 7:49am

muppet hi fi wrote:
28 May 2018, 12:55am
Bump because I think Mr. Dread could use some more insulting. Just, ya know, because...
I wear all insults like a badge of honour. :shifty:
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Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Post by muppet hi fi » 29 May 2018, 2:47am

Marky Dread wrote:
28 May 2018, 7:49am
muppet hi fi wrote:
28 May 2018, 12:55am
Bump because I think Mr. Dread could use some more insulting. Just, ya know, because...
I wear all insults like a badge of honour. :shifty:
And I reckon you wear badges of honor like insults too. So when you get your OBE for your remastering work of the Clash, will you fling it in the Thames? ;)
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Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Post by Marky Dread » 29 May 2018, 12:31pm

muppet hi fi wrote:
29 May 2018, 2:47am
Marky Dread wrote:
28 May 2018, 7:49am
muppet hi fi wrote:
28 May 2018, 12:55am
Bump because I think Mr. Dread could use some more insulting. Just, ya know, because...
I wear all insults like a badge of honour. :shifty:
And I reckon you wear badges of honor like insults too. So when you get your OBE for your remastering work of the Clash, will you fling it in the Thames? ;)
I simply wouldn't go to the Palace to collect it. I don't hate the royal family but I do hate everything they stand for and the wealth they possess is disgusting. I have no problem with people who have worked hard and earned their money. However just to be born into wealth and do so little good with it is plain wrong.

If I were a genuine famous person receiving an OBE, MBE or whatever I would go and get my medal and then sell it at auction and give all the money to charity. Surely status is enough why do you need a little shiny badge of rememberance.
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Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Post by muppet hi fi » 29 May 2018, 3:35pm

Marky Dread wrote:
29 May 2018, 12:31pm
muppet hi fi wrote:
29 May 2018, 2:47am
Marky Dread wrote:
28 May 2018, 7:49am
muppet hi fi wrote:
28 May 2018, 12:55am
Bump because I think Mr. Dread could use some more insulting. Just, ya know, because...
I wear all insults like a badge of honour. :shifty:
And I reckon you wear badges of honor like insults too. So when you get your OBE for your remastering work of the Clash, will you fling it in the Thames? ;)
I simply wouldn't go to the Palace to collect it. I don't hate the royal family but I do hate everything they stand for and the wealth they possess is disgusting. I have no problem with people who have worked hard and earned their money. However just to be born into wealth and do so little good with it is plain wrong.

If I were a genuine famous person receiving an OBE, MBE or whatever I would go and get my medal and then sell it at auction and give all the money to charity. Surely status is enough why do you need a little shiny badge of rememberance.
So you can wear your badge of honour as an insult, obviously, you bloody ingrate! (this is still an insult thread, mate. :mrgreen: ;) ).
Strong shoes is what we got and when they're hot they're hot!
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Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Post by 101Walterton » 29 May 2018, 4:42pm

Marky Dread wrote:
29 May 2018, 12:31pm
muppet hi fi wrote:
29 May 2018, 2:47am
Marky Dread wrote:
28 May 2018, 7:49am
muppet hi fi wrote:
28 May 2018, 12:55am
Bump because I think Mr. Dread could use some more insulting. Just, ya know, because...
I wear all insults like a badge of honour. :shifty:
And I reckon you wear badges of honor like insults too. So when you get your OBE for your remastering work of the Clash, will you fling it in the Thames? ;)
I simply wouldn't go to the Palace to collect it. I don't hate the royal family but I do hate everything they stand for and the wealth they possess is disgusting. I have no problem with people who have worked hard and earned their money. However just to be born into wealth and do so little good with it is plain wrong.

If I were a genuine famous person receiving an OBE, MBE or whatever I would go and get my medal and then sell it at auction and give all the money to charity. Surely status is enough why do you need a little shiny badge of rememberance.
Marky the problem with your theory is that aren’t ‘we all’ striving to make a better life for our kids. Everyone wants to be able to leave something to help them so it is not the fault of the person who leaves or receives the inheritance, it is what they do with what they are gifted that is important.

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Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Post by Marky Dread » 29 May 2018, 4:53pm

101Walterton wrote:
29 May 2018, 4:42pm
Marky Dread wrote:
29 May 2018, 12:31pm
muppet hi fi wrote:
29 May 2018, 2:47am
Marky Dread wrote:
28 May 2018, 7:49am
muppet hi fi wrote:
28 May 2018, 12:55am
Bump because I think Mr. Dread could use some more insulting. Just, ya know, because...
I wear all insults like a badge of honour. :shifty:
And I reckon you wear badges of honor like insults too. So when you get your OBE for your remastering work of the Clash, will you fling it in the Thames? ;)
I simply wouldn't go to the Palace to collect it. I don't hate the royal family but I do hate everything they stand for and the wealth they possess is disgusting. I have no problem with people who have worked hard and earned their money. However just to be born into wealth and do so little good with it is plain wrong.

If I were a genuine famous person receiving an OBE, MBE or whatever I would go and get my medal and then sell it at auction and give all the money to charity. Surely status is enough why do you need a little shiny badge of rememberance.
Marky the problem with your theory is that aren’t ‘we all’ striving to make a better life for our kids. Everyone wants to be able to leave something to help them so it is not the fault of the person who leaves or receives the inheritance, it is what they do with what they are gifted that is important.
I sincerely hope so mate. I hope it's possible to leave this planet in a fit state for those of tomorrow to inherit. But to suggest I work hard or harder still so I can leave a large inheritance of money then my answer is no that's not what it is about at all. Yes it would be nice to feel safe in the knowledge that my (our/your) children are well looked after as to not struggle but to receive an amount of inheritance as per the Royals then no never.

It not about the inheritance but what you do with it and what they do with it is paltry and shameful.
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