"What Have Millennials Ruined Today?" Game, presented by Charleston Chew™

[Flex]

What's bothering you here is the young middle class.

Never forget the class component imho

[Dr. Medulla]

What's bothering you here is the young middle class.

Never forget the class component imho

Fuckin' Commie scum.

[Dr. Medulla]

At Starbucks getting coffee before class. There's around eight people ahead of me getting drinks. Not a one got actual coffee and all but two had something with whipped cream. Hoy is the Millennials' god.

[Wolter]

What's bothering you here is the young

Fixed that for you. Now start aging so we resent you less.

[BostonBeaneater]

At Starbucks getting coffee before class. There's around eight people ahead of me getting drinks. Not a one got actual coffee and all but two had something with whipped cream. Hoy is the Millennials' god.

Why on earth did you go to Starbucks? I know their low fat Hoy latte is great but...

[Dr. Medulla]

At Starbucks getting coffee before class. There's around eight people ahead of me getting drinks. Not a one got actual coffee and all but two had something with whipped cream. Hoy is the Millennials' god.

Why on earth did you go to Starbucks? I know their low fat Hoy latte is great but...

It's the coffee shop in my building. Otherwise I'd have to walk four blocks for Tim Hortons. Convenience wins out.

[BostonBeaneater]

At Starbucks getting coffee before class. There's around eight people ahead of me getting drinks. Not a one got actual coffee and all but two had something with whipped cream. Hoy is the Millennials' god.

Why on earth did you go to Starbucks? I know their low fat Hoy latte is great but...

It's the coffee shop in my building. Otherwise I'd have to walk four blocks for Tim Hortons. Convenience wins out.

Tim Horton was, by far, the best PM Canada ever offfered.

[Silent Majority]

What's bothering you here is the young

Fixed that for you. Now start aging so we resent you less.

We're all dust in the longview, man.

[Dr. Medulla]

At Starbucks getting coffee before class. There's around eight people ahead of me getting drinks. Not a one got actual coffee and all but two had something with whipped cream. Hoy is the Millennials' god.

Why on earth did you go to Starbucks? I know their low fat Hoy latte is great but...

It's the coffee shop in my building. Otherwise I'd have to walk four blocks for Tim Hortons. Convenience wins out.

Tim Horton was, by far, the best PM Canada ever offfered.

Doughnutgate is a cultural wound that still oozes.

[Kory]

What's bothering you here is the young

Fixed that for you. Now start aging so we resent you less.

It's weird being almost 35 because i'm technically a millennial but I hate all the shit you guys are talking about (except a straight IPA from the bottle. I don't the cinnamon or orange, or whatever).

[Dr. Medulla]

What's bothering you here is the young

Fixed that for you. Now start aging so we resent you less.

It's weird being almost 35 because i'm technically a millennial but I hate all the shit you guys are talking about (except a straight IPA from the bottle. I don't the cinnamon or orange, or whatever).

If you were born in '82, you were right on the X/Millennial cusp, so, if Strauss & Howe's generational theory is correct, it makes sense that your identity/attitudes should straddle. In the same way, Wolter is closer to that dividing line, so he is more likely to have more Millennial-esque attitudes than me (likewise, I'd be more likely to be Boomerish, as hideous as that might be). Mind you, those are all rough characterizations, not firm statements that apply to each individual.

[Kory]

What's bothering you here is the young

Fixed that for you. Now start aging so we resent you less.

It's weird being almost 35 because i'm technically a millennial but I hate all the shit you guys are talking about (except a straight IPA from the bottle. I don't the cinnamon or orange, or whatever).

If you were born in '82, you were right on the X/Millennial cusp, so, if Strauss & Howe's generational theory is correct, it makes sense that your identity/attitudes should straddle. In the same way, Wolter is closer to that dividing line, so he is more likely to have more Millennial-esque attitudes than me (likewise, I'd be more likely to be Boomerish, as hideous as that might be). Mind you, those are all rough characterizations, not firm statements that apply to each individual.

I was born in early '83. WHO AM I?????!!!!

[Dr. Medulla]

What's bothering you here is the young

Fixed that for you. Now start aging so we resent you less.

It's weird being almost 35 because i'm technically a millennial but I hate all the shit you guys are talking about (except a straight IPA from the bottle. I don't the cinnamon or orange, or whatever).

If you were born in '82, you were right on the X/Millennial cusp, so, if Strauss & Howe's generational theory is correct, it makes sense that your identity/attitudes should straddle. In the same way, Wolter is closer to that dividing line, so he is more likely to have more Millennial-esque attitudes than me (likewise, I'd be more likely to be Boomerish, as hideous as that might be). Mind you, those are all rough characterizations, not firm statements that apply to each individual.

I was born in early '83. WHO AM I?????!!!!

Officially, Millennial, but more properly a transitional species.

[BostonBeaneater]

Millennials are fucking up donuts too.

[Kory]

Millennials are fucking up donuts too.

jesus christ.