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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Rat Patrol » 02 Nov 2017, 5:48am

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/2125 ... e-capacity

"I'm gonna genius the shit out of you, Sawx!" :lol:
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 02 Nov 2017, 6:19am

Rat Patrol wrote:
02 Nov 2017, 5:48am
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/2125 ... e-capacity

"I'm gonna genius the shit out of you, Sawx!" :lol:
Even tho his name will rarely come up during the season (I hope) and I won't have reason to think he's there, the fact that I prefer to like the people associated with the team I cheer for makes this an unwanted development.
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 02 Nov 2017, 6:25am

The Astros knocked off, in order, the #3, #2, and #1 teams in payroll.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Rat Patrol » 02 Nov 2017, 6:44am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Nov 2017, 6:19am
Rat Patrol wrote:
02 Nov 2017, 5:48am
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/2125 ... e-capacity

"I'm gonna genius the shit out of you, Sawx!" :lol:
Even tho his name will rarely come up during the season (I hope) and I won't have reason to think he's there, the fact that I prefer to like the people associated with the team I cheer for makes this an unwanted development.
The conversations between him and Ruben Amaro, Jr. will be scintillating.

"Betts for Ryan Howard...STRAIGHT UP! Now who does he play for now?"
"Yes...batting leadoff and shifting every 4th batter to a new position I invented following this last drink: 'left-center longstop'."
"You spike Sale's Gatorade with the Adderall?"
"Yeah...I think the dosage has been corrected. That reminds me; I still have to sign the sympathy card for Wright's family."
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by tepista » 02 Nov 2017, 11:16am

No riots in my town.
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Post by tepista » 02 Nov 2017, 11:22am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 4:54pm
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Oh, Papi, you'll never be the next Smooth Jimmy Apollo at this rate. Altho, in its own way, being wrong six times in a row in a series so evenly matched is weirdly impressive.
who did he pick yesterday?
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Rat Patrol » 02 Nov 2017, 11:31am

tepista wrote:
02 Nov 2017, 11:16am
No riots in my town.
They only do that when Kobe needs defending from rape charges. :shifty:
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Post by tepista » 02 Nov 2017, 11:33am

Rat Patrol wrote:
02 Nov 2017, 11:31am
tepista wrote:
02 Nov 2017, 11:16am
No riots in my town.
They only do that when Kobe needs defending from rape charges. :shifty:
I STAND FOR WOMENS RIGHTS! unless they are violated by a good athlete.

I've had SO many Kobe arguments. But they've almost all been with one dude.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Dr. Medulla » 02 Nov 2017, 11:47am

tepista wrote:
02 Nov 2017, 11:22am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 4:54pm
From SOSH:
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Oh, Papi, you'll never be the next Smooth Jimmy Apollo at this rate. Altho, in its own way, being wrong six times in a row in a series so evenly matched is weirdly impressive.
who did he pick yesterday?
He left his card blank and the others on the panel gave him a hard time.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by tepista » 02 Nov 2017, 1:28pm

We just extended Justin Uptown Girl 5 years, so who's gonna be the second best team in 365 day, LA bitches?
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Dr. Medulla » 02 Nov 2017, 1:34pm

tepista wrote:
02 Nov 2017, 1:28pm
We just extended Justin Uptown Girl 5 years, so who's gonna be the second best team in 365 day, LA bitches?
The team that finishes 10 places ahead of the Angels?
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by tepista » 02 Nov 2017, 1:53pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Nov 2017, 1:34pm
tepista wrote:
02 Nov 2017, 1:28pm
We just extended Justin Uptown Girl 5 years, so who's gonna be the second best team in 365 day, LA bitches?
The team that finishes 10 places ahead of the Angels?
They ARE the champions of Africa.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Dr. Medulla » 05 Nov 2017, 1:50pm

Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: MLB 2017

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