Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

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Kory wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 6:14pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 4:56pm
JennyB wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 4:52pm
An observation: a lack of work ethic may very well save your life one day.

My best friend of almost 30 years left work two hours early because his work sucks and he wanted to go to the yarn store. The car/shooter (yet to be determined if shots were fired) struck right in front of his office building in NY. Thankfully, he was safely ensconced at Purl Soho getting yarn for his new granny blanket project.

LEARN FROM HIS LAZINESS.
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I also left work early yesterday. I also was not harmed. Coincidence? Draw your own conclusions.
Jesus fails in annoying ways. :angry:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 6:16pm
Kory wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 6:14pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 4:56pm
JennyB wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 4:52pm
An observation: a lack of work ethic may very well save your life one day.

My best friend of almost 30 years left work two hours early because his work sucks and he wanted to go to the yarn store. The car/shooter (yet to be determined if shots were fired) struck right in front of his office building in NY. Thankfully, he was safely ensconced at Purl Soho getting yarn for his new granny blanket project.

LEARN FROM HIS LAZINESS.
Jesus protects in mysterious ways. :scared:
I also left work early yesterday. I also was not harmed. Coincidence? Draw your own conclusions.
Jesus fails in annoying ways. :angry:
Totally fuckin' agree, mate:

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In his born again phase, Dylan was never able to adequately resolve the question "why do terrible things sometimes not happen to Kory?"
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Flex wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 6:24pm
In his born again phase, Dylan was never able to adequately resolve the question "why do terrible things sometimes not happen to Kory?"
That's been the key fuel in maintaining my atheism.
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Flex wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 6:24pm
In his born again phase, Dylan was never able to adequately resolve the question "why do terrible things sometimes not happen to Kory?"
Hearty chortle.
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Flex wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 6:24pm
In his born again phase, Dylan was never able to adequately resolve the question "why do terrible things sometimes not happen to Kory?"
I'm certain Dylan wrote "Trouble in Mind" while thinking of Kory.
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The take home message, for me, is to leave work early.
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D'you know that you can use it?

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Spiff wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 11:09am
The take home message, for me, is to leave work early.
Always.
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JennyB wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 11:33am
Spiff wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 11:09am
The take home message, for me, is to leave work early.
Always.
Also, remove ownership of the means of production from your boss.
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Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 10:35am
Flex wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 6:24pm
In his born again phase, Dylan was never able to adequately resolve the question "why do terrible things sometimes not happen to Kory?"
I'm certain Dylan wrote "Trouble in Mind" while thinking of Kory.
Are we talking about Dylan Thomas here? How did you guys get to be on a first-name basis with him?
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Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:07pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 10:35am
Flex wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 6:24pm
In his born again phase, Dylan was never able to adequately resolve the question "why do terrible things sometimes not happen to Kory?"
I'm certain Dylan wrote "Trouble in Mind" while thinking of Kory.
Are we talking about Dylan Thomas here? How did you guys get to be on a first-name basis with him?
Some Bob bloke. Bit I Expect Dylan Thomas has a poem about you.
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Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:38pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:07pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 10:35am
Flex wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 6:24pm
In his born again phase, Dylan was never able to adequately resolve the question "why do terrible things sometimes not happen to Kory?"
I'm certain Dylan wrote "Trouble in Mind" while thinking of Kory.
Are we talking about Dylan Thomas here? How did you guys get to be on a first-name basis with him?
Some Bob bloke. Bit I Expect Dylan Thomas has a poem about you.
They all do. It's good to be a muse.
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Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:58pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:38pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:07pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 10:35am
Flex wrote:
31 Oct 2017, 6:24pm
In his born again phase, Dylan was never able to adequately resolve the question "why do terrible things sometimes not happen to Kory?"
I'm certain Dylan wrote "Trouble in Mind" while thinking of Kory.
Are we talking about Dylan Thomas here? How did you guys get to be on a first-name basis with him?
Some Bob bloke. Bit I Expect Dylan Thomas has a poem about you.
They all do. It's good to be a muse.
It's the least they could do for such a holy man as yourself. I know the Vatican sends the Pope over to your place once a month so he can cut your toenails for you. I understand he then flys back to Rome to put the holy clippings in a sacred vault.
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No fuchsias for you.

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Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 4:58pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:58pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:38pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:07pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 10:35am


I'm certain Dylan wrote "Trouble in Mind" while thinking of Kory.
Are we talking about Dylan Thomas here? How did you guys get to be on a first-name basis with him?
Some Bob bloke. Bit I Expect Dylan Thomas has a poem about you.
They all do. It's good to be a muse.
It's the least they could do for such a holy man as yourself. I know the Vatican sends the Pope over to your place once a month so he can cut your toenails for you. I understand he then flys back to Rome to put the holy clippings in a sacred vault.
He actually flies, too. That hat makes him like a rocket.
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Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 7:15pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 4:58pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:58pm
Marky Dread wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:38pm
Kory wrote:
01 Nov 2017, 3:07pm


Are we talking about Dylan Thomas here? How did you guys get to be on a first-name basis with him?
Some Bob bloke. Bit I Expect Dylan Thomas has a poem about you.
They all do. It's good to be a muse.
It's the least they could do for such a holy man as yourself. I know the Vatican sends the Pope over to your place once a month so he can cut your toenails for you. I understand he then flys back to Rome to put the holy clippings in a sacred vault.
He actually flies, too. That hat makes him like a rocket.
You can't just buy a hat like that in Macy's.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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