Jesus fails in annoying ways.Kory wrote: ↑31 Oct 2017, 6:14pmI also left work early yesterday. I also was not harmed. Coincidence? Draw your own conclusions.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Oct 2017, 4:56pmJesus protects in mysterious ways.JennyB wrote: ↑31 Oct 2017, 4:52pmAn observation: a lack of work ethic may very well save your life one day.
My best friend of almost 30 years left work two hours early because his work sucks and he wanted to go to the yarn store. The car/shooter (yet to be determined if shots were fired) struck right in front of his office building in NY. Thankfully, he was safely ensconced at Purl Soho getting yarn for his new granny blanket project.
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"And I said to the other senators, 'Not me, I was eating hot buttered corn all night.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Totally fuckin' agree, mate:Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Oct 2017, 6:16pmJesus fails in annoying ways.Kory wrote: ↑31 Oct 2017, 6:14pmI also left work early yesterday. I also was not harmed. Coincidence? Draw your own conclusions.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Oct 2017, 4:56pmJesus protects in mysterious ways.JennyB wrote: ↑31 Oct 2017, 4:52pmAn observation: a lack of work ethic may very well save your life one day.
My best friend of almost 30 years left work two hours early because his work sucks and he wanted to go to the yarn store. The car/shooter (yet to be determined if shots were fired) struck right in front of his office building in NY. Thankfully, he was safely ensconced at Purl Soho getting yarn for his new granny blanket project.
LEARN FROM HIS LAZINESS.
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In his born again phase, Dylan was never able to adequately resolve the question "why do terrible things sometimes not happen to Kory?"
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That's been the key fuel in maintaining my atheism.
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Hearty chortle.
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I'm certain Dylan wrote "Trouble in Mind" while thinking of Kory.
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The take home message, for me, is to leave work early.
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Also, remove ownership of the means of production from your boss.
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Are we talking about Dylan Thomas here? How did you guys get to be on a first-name basis with him?Marky Dread wrote: ↑01 Nov 2017, 10:35amI'm certain Dylan wrote "Trouble in Mind" while thinking of Kory.
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Some Bob bloke. Bit I Expect Dylan Thomas has a poem about you.Kory wrote: ↑01 Nov 2017, 3:07pmAre we talking about Dylan Thomas here? How did you guys get to be on a first-name basis with him?Marky Dread wrote: ↑01 Nov 2017, 10:35amI'm certain Dylan wrote "Trouble in Mind" while thinking of Kory.
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We're the flowers in the dustbin...
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They all do. It's good to be a muse.Marky Dread wrote: ↑01 Nov 2017, 3:38pmSome Bob bloke. Bit I Expect Dylan Thomas has a poem about you.Kory wrote: ↑01 Nov 2017, 3:07pmAre we talking about Dylan Thomas here? How did you guys get to be on a first-name basis with him?Marky Dread wrote: ↑01 Nov 2017, 10:35amI'm certain Dylan wrote "Trouble in Mind" while thinking of Kory.
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It's the least they could do for such a holy man as yourself. I know the Vatican sends the Pope over to your place once a month so he can cut your toenails for you. I understand he then flys back to Rome to put the holy clippings in a sacred vault.Kory wrote: ↑01 Nov 2017, 3:58pmThey all do. It's good to be a muse.Marky Dread wrote: ↑01 Nov 2017, 3:38pmSome Bob bloke. Bit I Expect Dylan Thomas has a poem about you.Kory wrote: ↑01 Nov 2017, 3:07pmAre we talking about Dylan Thomas here? How did you guys get to be on a first-name basis with him?Marky Dread wrote: ↑01 Nov 2017, 10:35amI'm certain Dylan wrote "Trouble in Mind" while thinking of Kory.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
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He actually flies, too. That hat makes him like a rocket.Marky Dread wrote: ↑01 Nov 2017, 4:58pmIt's the least they could do for such a holy man as yourself. I know the Vatican sends the Pope over to your place once a month so he can cut your toenails for you. I understand he then flys back to Rome to put the holy clippings in a sacred vault.Kory wrote: ↑01 Nov 2017, 3:58pmThey all do. It's good to be a muse.Marky Dread wrote: ↑01 Nov 2017, 3:38pmSome Bob bloke. Bit I Expect Dylan Thomas has a poem about you.Kory wrote: ↑01 Nov 2017, 3:07pmAre we talking about Dylan Thomas here? How did you guys get to be on a first-name basis with him?Marky Dread wrote: ↑01 Nov 2017, 10:35am
I'm certain Dylan wrote "Trouble in Mind" while thinking of Kory.
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You can't just buy a hat like that in Macy's.Kory wrote: ↑01 Nov 2017, 7:15pmHe actually flies, too. That hat makes him like a rocket.Marky Dread wrote: ↑01 Nov 2017, 4:58pmIt's the least they could do for such a holy man as yourself. I know the Vatican sends the Pope over to your place once a month so he can cut your toenails for you. I understand he then flys back to Rome to put the holy clippings in a sacred vault.Kory wrote: ↑01 Nov 2017, 3:58pmThey all do. It's good to be a muse.Marky Dread wrote: ↑01 Nov 2017, 3:38pmSome Bob bloke. Bit I Expect Dylan Thomas has a poem about you.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia