The Trump observations thread

[Silent Majority]

"President Moosejaw, how do you respond to the birther allegations that you weren't born in the United States?"
"That's a bunch of hooey, eh."

[Flex]

"Huh, I never thought we'd end up in a nuclear war with North Korea because Dear Leader didn't know there was a new Wire out."

[Dr. Medulla]

On the upside, I think I can take care of that Wolter problem that people here have been complaining about.

[Kory]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41573846

I got five of six (and believe that my answer for question 3 is actually correct), so do I get to be preznit?

YES PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BE OUR PRESIDENT.

I got 5/6, though I got 4 right for the wrong reasons, and I also think my #3 answer is correct.

[BostonBeaneater]

https://www.statnews.com/2017/10/11/pha ... -delivery/

This is, well, more grist for the mill.

[Dr. Medulla]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41573846

I got five of six (and believe that my answer for question 3 is actually correct), so do I get to be preznit?

YES PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BE OUR PRESIDENT.

I got 5/6, though I got 4 right for the wrong reasons, and I also think my #3 answer is correct.

You can be my veep or First Kory, your choice (sorry, I already called president).

[Kory]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41573846

I got five of six (and believe that my answer for question 3 is actually correct), so do I get to be preznit?

YES PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BE OUR PRESIDENT.

I got 5/6, though I got 4 right for the wrong reasons, and I also think my #3 answer is correct.

You can be my veep or First Kory, your choice (sorry, I already called president).

That's cool, I don't want that job. Too much pressure. I'll take First Kory so I can write a sweet book about the upcoming scandal and make a load of cash.

[Dr. Medulla]

I got 5/6, though I got 4 right for the wrong reasons, and I also think my #3 answer is correct.

You can be my veep or First Kory, your choice (sorry, I already called president).

That's cool, I don't want that job. Too much pressure. I'll take First Kory so I can write a sweet book about the upcoming scandal and make a load of cash.

Okay, but you're wearing heels the entire time. I won't have some trollop as my First Kory.

[Kory]

I got 5/6, though I got 4 right for the wrong reasons, and I also think my #3 answer is correct.

You can be my veep or First Kory, your choice (sorry, I already called president).

That's cool, I don't want that job. Too much pressure. I'll take First Kory so I can write a sweet book about the upcoming scandal and make a load of cash.

Okay, but you're wearing heels the entire time. I won't have some trollop as my First Kory.

I'm better at walking in heels than most hookers, so you'll always have that to cherish.

[Dr. Medulla]

I got 5/6, though I got 4 right for the wrong reasons, and I also think my #3 answer is correct.

You can be my veep or First Kory, your choice (sorry, I already called president).

That's cool, I don't want that job. Too much pressure. I'll take First Kory so I can write a sweet book about the upcoming scandal and make a load of cash.

Okay, but you're wearing heels the entire time. I won't have some trollop as my First Kory.

I'm better at walking in heels than most hookers, so you'll always have that to cherish.

Mensa finally demonstrates its worth.

[Kory]

You can be my veep or First Kory, your choice (sorry, I already called president).

That's cool, I don't want that job. Too much pressure. I'll take First Kory so I can write a sweet book about the upcoming scandal and make a load of cash.

Okay, but you're wearing heels the entire time. I won't have some trollop as my First Kory.

I'm better at walking in heels than most hookers, so you'll always have that to cherish.

Mensa finally demonstrates its worth.

You can bet that if I had gotten 6/6 I would be gunning for YOUR shoe closet, mister president.

[Dr. Medulla]

That's cool, I don't want that job. Too much pressure. I'll take First Kory so I can write a sweet book about the upcoming scandal and make a load of cash.

Okay, but you're wearing heels the entire time. I won't have some trollop as my First Kory.

I'm better at walking in heels than most hookers, so you'll always have that to cherish.

Mensa finally demonstrates its worth.

You can bet that if I had gotten 6/6 I would be gunning for YOUR shoe closet, mister president.

Elections have been stolen from less shapely ladyboys than you.

[BostonBeaneater]

[Dr. Medulla]

I've wondered if various rich people from around the world pledged, like, a billion dollars and offered it to Trump in exchange for resigning, would he do it?

[BostonBeaneater]

I've wondered if various rich people from around the world pledged, like, a billion dollars and offered it to Trump in exchange for resigning, would he do it?

I’ve alway found the score keeping of the rich so strange. Give me a few million bucks and I’d embark upon a very anonymous and comfortable life.