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Hi what have I missed?

Post by JulieJazz » 05 Oct 2017, 7:47am

What's happened in the last 7 years on here?

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Post by laxman » 05 Oct 2017, 8:30am

Wow, 7 years. Welcome back.

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Post by Wolter » 05 Oct 2017, 8:32am

We outlawed colors.
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 05 Oct 2017, 8:32am

Some board members were involved in fertilizing eggs that turned into humanoids, some have taken sacred oaths of marriage, a robot proved that democracy is dead, Beaneater's moved to Michigan and joined a militia or some shit, and I threw up a lot a few weeks ago (it was in all the papers). Otherwise nothing's happened. And you?
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Post by Flex » 05 Oct 2017, 8:49am

YESSSSSS JJ IS BAAAAAACK
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Re: Hi what have I missed?

Post by Spiff » 05 Oct 2017, 11:35am

Welcome back.

My update for you is that I think -- I think -- some of us maybe have perhaps come to appreciate the artistic tour de force that is Hitsville U.K.
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 05 Oct 2017, 12:09pm

Spiff wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 11:35am
Welcome back.

My update for you is that I think -- I think -- some of us maybe have perhaps come to appreciate the artistic tour de force that is Hitsville U.K.
It's spelled D-I-C-T-A-T-O-R, dum dum.
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Post by matedog » 05 Oct 2017, 12:09pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 8:32am
Some board members were involved in fertilizing eggs that turned into humanoids, some have taken sacred oaths of marriage, a robot proved that democracy is dead, Beaneater's moved to Michigan and joined a militia or some shit, and I threw up a lot a few weeks ago (it was in all the papers). Otherwise nothing's happened. And you?
When did Inder's fling with cardiologist happen?

Also, a major league baseball pitcher from the 90's brother came on to drunkenly fight everyone because someone made a joke his brother blowing the 93 World Series on a two or three year long dead thread.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Post by Dr. Medulla » 05 Oct 2017, 12:37pm

matedog wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 12:09pm
When did Inder's fling with cardiologist happen?
Pre-meltdown, I think (the server, that is, not Inder's heart).
Also, a major league baseball pitcher from the 90's brother came on to drunkenly fight everyone because someone made a joke his brother blowing the 93 World Series on a two or three year long dead thread.
That was mainly Wolter's moment in the sun. It was pretty sweet.
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Post by BostonBeaneater » 05 Oct 2017, 2:12pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 8:32am
Some board members were involved in fertilizing eggs that turned into humanoids, some have taken sacred oaths of marriage, a robot proved that democracy is dead, Beaneater's moved to Michigan and joined a militia or some shit, and I threw up a lot a few weeks ago (it was in all the papers). Otherwise nothing's happened. And you?
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 05 Oct 2017, 2:16pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 2:12pm
I have Gump stocks for your AR15, DM me.
Never contact me here, you idiot! The black helicopters are listening!
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Post by BostonBeaneater » 05 Oct 2017, 2:42pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 2:16pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 2:12pm
I have Gump stocks for your AR15, DM me.
Never contact me here, you idiot! The black helicopters are listening!
Hi do I know it's really you? I trust no on after the incident with the Zionist dolphin and Mateys home brew.
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 05 Oct 2017, 2:57pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 2:42pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 2:16pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 2:12pm
I have Gump stocks for your AR15, DM me.
Never contact me here, you idiot! The black helicopters are listening!
Hi do I know it's really you? I trust no on after the incident with the Zionist dolphin and Mateys home brew.
How many other people know about your fetish for profusely bleeding anuses? (Just to bring this back to JJ!)
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: Hi what have I missed?

Post by 101Walterton » 05 Oct 2017, 3:00pm

Welcome back stranger to this humble neighbourhood.
The second ghost to come in from the cold in recent times, is this a sign that his return is imminent?

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Re: Hi what have I missed?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 05 Oct 2017, 3:03pm

101Walterton wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 3:00pm
Welcome back stranger to this humble neighbourhood.
The second ghost to come in from the cold in recent times, is this a sign that his return is imminent?
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