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Hi what have I missed?

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What's happened in the last 7 years on here?

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Wow, 7 years. Welcome back.

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We outlawed colors.
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Some board members were involved in fertilizing eggs that turned into humanoids, some have taken sacred oaths of marriage, a robot proved that democracy is dead, Beaneater's moved to Michigan and joined a militia or some shit, and I threw up a lot a few weeks ago (it was in all the papers). Otherwise nothing's happened. And you?
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YESSSSSS JJ IS BAAAAAACK
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Welcome back.

My update for you is that I think -- I think -- some of us maybe have perhaps come to appreciate the artistic tour de force that is Hitsville U.K.
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Spiff wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 11:35am
Welcome back.

My update for you is that I think -- I think -- some of us maybe have perhaps come to appreciate the artistic tour de force that is Hitsville U.K.
It's spelled D-I-C-T-A-T-O-R, dum dum.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 8:32am
Some board members were involved in fertilizing eggs that turned into humanoids, some have taken sacred oaths of marriage, a robot proved that democracy is dead, Beaneater's moved to Michigan and joined a militia or some shit, and I threw up a lot a few weeks ago (it was in all the papers). Otherwise nothing's happened. And you?
When did Inder's fling with cardiologist happen?

Also, a major league baseball pitcher from the 90's brother came on to drunkenly fight everyone because someone made a joke his brother blowing the 93 World Series on a two or three year long dead thread.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 12:09pm
When did Inder's fling with cardiologist happen?
Pre-meltdown, I think (the server, that is, not Inder's heart).
Also, a major league baseball pitcher from the 90's brother came on to drunkenly fight everyone because someone made a joke his brother blowing the 93 World Series on a two or three year long dead thread.
That was mainly Wolter's moment in the sun. It was pretty sweet.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 8:32am
Some board members were involved in fertilizing eggs that turned into humanoids, some have taken sacred oaths of marriage, a robot proved that democracy is dead, Beaneater's moved to Michigan and joined a militia or some shit, and I threw up a lot a few weeks ago (it was in all the papers). Otherwise nothing's happened. And you?
I have Gump stocks for your AR15, DM me.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 2:12pm
I have Gump stocks for your AR15, DM me.
Never contact me here, you idiot! The black helicopters are listening!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 2:16pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 2:12pm
I have Gump stocks for your AR15, DM me.
Never contact me here, you idiot! The black helicopters are listening!
Hi do I know it's really you? I trust no on after the incident with the Zionist dolphin and Mateys home brew.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 2:42pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 2:16pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 2:12pm
I have Gump stocks for your AR15, DM me.
Never contact me here, you idiot! The black helicopters are listening!
Hi do I know it's really you? I trust no on after the incident with the Zionist dolphin and Mateys home brew.
How many other people know about your fetish for profusely bleeding anuses? (Just to bring this back to JJ!)
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Welcome back stranger to this humble neighbourhood.
The second ghost to come in from the cold in recent times, is this a sign that his return is imminent?

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101Walterton wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 3:00pm
Welcome back stranger to this humble neighbourhood.
The second ghost to come in from the cold in recent times, is this a sign that his return is imminent?
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