Hi, I'm Clueless!

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Hi Clueless, I'm Dad.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 2:06pm
I don't read page one of this thread.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 2:15pm
Flex wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 2:06pm
I don't read page one of this thread.
I was too taken in by your tales of vomiting up hot dog wine for your anniversary.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 2:31pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 2:15pm
Flex wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 2:06pm
I don't read page one of this thread.
I was too taken in by your tales of vomiting up hot dog wine for your anniversary.
I nedd to bottle that stuff up and market it as the new Spanish Fly.
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tepista wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 5:56pm
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One week anniversary of that enchanted evening. Tonight, however, I think it's a hamburger and vodka.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 6:11pm
tepista wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 5:56pm
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One week anniversary of that enchanted evening. Tonight, however, I think it's a hamburger and vodka.
Those beans look outstanding.
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Did you see what Ian MacKaye did?

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 11:41pm
Did you see what Ian MacKaye did?

And people say Jugaloos arent dangerous.

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Hi. Yeah, I'm clueless too. What did you folks do to my thread shamered my assgerfed;?

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 8:42pm
Wolter wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 8:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 5:28pm
Wolter wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 5:14pm
Wolter wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 5:10pm


IF THIS IS ANYONE OTHER THAN MY OWN DAD, YOU'RE STEALING MY BIT.
Actually, it's not my bit because Jackson is still having pronoun trouble and is probably too literal-minded for dad jokes. But it would be...
Worse, my dad was fond less of dad jokes than questionable ethnic humour, so I really have no claim to that gag.
True story: early in our relationship, I described something as a Dad Joke, and Ali had no idea what that was. HER FATHER DOESN'T TELL JOKES.
My understanding of the entertainment biz has taught me that all Jews are quite funny. Something doesn't add up here.
If it helps, my dad was very funny.
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JennyB wrote:
25 Sep 2017, 10:28am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 8:42pm
Wolter wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 8:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 5:28pm
Wolter wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 5:14pm


Actually, it's not my bit because Jackson is still having pronoun trouble and is probably too literal-minded for dad jokes. But it would be...
Worse, my dad was fond less of dad jokes than questionable ethnic humour, so I really have no claim to that gag.
True story: early in our relationship, I described something as a Dad Joke, and Ali had no idea what that was. HER FATHER DOESN'T TELL JOKES.
My understanding of the entertainment biz has taught me that all Jews are quite funny. Something doesn't add up here.
If it helps, my dad was very funny.
Armed with lots of jokes funny or a just plain funny disposition and way of looking at life? My dad had lots of jokes and liked to laugh, but he wasn't a funny guy (intentionally, anyway).
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Sep 2017, 10:40am
JennyB wrote:
25 Sep 2017, 10:28am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 8:42pm
Wolter wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 8:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 5:28pm


Worse, my dad was fond less of dad jokes than questionable ethnic humour, so I really have no claim to that gag.
True story: early in our relationship, I described something as a Dad Joke, and Ali had no idea what that was. HER FATHER DOESN'T TELL JOKES.
My understanding of the entertainment biz has taught me that all Jews are quite funny. Something doesn't add up here.
If it helps, my dad was very funny.
Armed with lots of jokes funny or a just plain funny disposition and way of looking at life? My dad had lots of jokes and liked to laugh, but he wasn't a funny guy (intentionally, anyway).
Plain funny disposition. He did have a couple of go-to "dad-jokes" that he would tell just to annoy me, but he was, in general, very witty and sarcastic with a great sense of humor. He is where I get my sarcasm from. One of my favorite things he did was write, at the end of the copy of "In Cold Blood" that I was reading, "Hope you enjoyed the book. Love, Dick and Perry." I read that book when I was 16 and we were living in New Orleans. It was storming and late at night when I finished, and my scream probably woke the neighborhood.
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JennyB wrote:
25 Sep 2017, 10:47am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Sep 2017, 10:40am
JennyB wrote:
25 Sep 2017, 10:28am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 8:42pm
Wolter wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 8:11pm


True story: early in our relationship, I described something as a Dad Joke, and Ali had no idea what that was. HER FATHER DOESN'T TELL JOKES.
My understanding of the entertainment biz has taught me that all Jews are quite funny. Something doesn't add up here.
If it helps, my dad was very funny.
Armed with lots of jokes funny or a just plain funny disposition and way of looking at life? My dad had lots of jokes and liked to laugh, but he wasn't a funny guy (intentionally, anyway).
Plain funny disposition. He did have a couple of go-to "dad-jokes" that he would tell just to annoy me, but he was, in general, very witty and sarcastic with a great sense of humor. He is where I get my sarcasm from. One of my favorite things he did was write, at the end of the copy of "In Cold Blood" that I was reading, "Hope you enjoyed the book. Love, Dick and Perry." I read that book when I was 16 and we were living in New Orleans. It was storming and late at night when I finished, and my scream probably woke the neighborhood.
That's beautiful. It's such a human connection, that kind of playfulness. We only tease the people we care about.
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twigshow wrote:
24 Sep 2017, 8:05pm
Hi. Yeah, I'm clueless too. What did you folks do to my thread shamered my assgerfed;?
We got drunk and it swerved into a tree.
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