Phil Collins to retire from music

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Heston wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Heston wrote:Breaking, breaking...this just in...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment ... e=facebook

You can't hurry retirement.
Already got my tickets.
Eaay, lover.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:We'll probably want to keep this one handy for future Hoyston outbreaks …
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LOL, I forgot about this.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/08/entertain ... index.html

The banana peel placement was spot-on, but next time it needs to be next to a surface with more jagged edges. :naughty:

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Rat Patrol wrote:
08 Jun 2017, 6:16pm
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/08/entertain ... index.html

The banana peel placement was spot-on, but next time it needs to be next to a surface with more jagged edges. :naughty:
Reached for comment, a sweating and shifty-eyed Jennifer Bernstein said, "You can't prove I had anything to do with that. I was at a different hotel three towns over anyway."
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Jun 2017, 6:19pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
08 Jun 2017, 6:16pm
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/08/entertain ... index.html

The banana peel placement was spot-on, but next time it needs to be next to a surface with more jagged edges. :naughty:
Reached for comment, a sweating and shifty-eyed Jennifer Bernstein said, "You can't prove I had anything to do with that. I was at a different hotel three towns over anyway."
I'd say there's few on this board that would be above suspicion.

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I still prefer his version of You Can't Hurry Love.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
08 Jun 2017, 7:54pm
I still prefer his version of You Can't Hurry Love.
Okay Heston's in the clear.

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Heston wrote:
08 Jun 2017, 7:54pm
I still prefer his version of You Can't Hurry Love.
Don't worry, no one has forgotten this key piece of evidence for when you're eventually tried in The Hague.
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Heston wrote:
08 Jun 2017, 7:54pm
I still prefer his version of You Can't Hurry Love.
I've been waiting, anticipating for this. ;)
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Jun 2017, 6:19pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
08 Jun 2017, 6:16pm
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/08/entertain ... index.html

The banana peel placement was spot-on, but next time it needs to be next to a surface with more jagged edges. :naughty:
Reached for comment, a sweating and shifty-eyed Jennifer Bernstein said, "You can't prove I had anything to do with that. I was at a different hotel three towns over anyway."
VH posted something similar yesterday. I'm not a monster! I don't wish harm upon him... :shifty:
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Marky Dread wrote:
08 Jun 2017, 10:15pm
Heston wrote:
08 Jun 2017, 7:54pm
I still prefer his version of You Can't Hurry Love.
I've been waiting, anticipating for this. ;)
Admit it, that one came easy!

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Low Down Low wrote:
09 Jun 2017, 3:35pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Jun 2017, 10:15pm
Heston wrote:
08 Jun 2017, 7:54pm
I still prefer his version of You Can't Hurry Love.
I've been waiting, anticipating for this. ;)
Admit it, that one came easy!
:approve:
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At the supermarket checkout counter this evening, and this thing is staring back at me front-and-center on the book rack:

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It wasn't until I saw that people were staring at me that I realized the "OH YEAH? I'LL SHOW YOU!!!" was spoken aloud instead of in my own head. :twitch: :disshame:

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Rat Patrol wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 10:10pm
At the supermarket checkout counter this evening, and this thing is staring back at me front-and-center on the book rack:

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It wasn't until I saw that people were staring at me that I realized the "OH YEAH? I'LL SHOW YOU!!!" was spoken aloud instead of in my own head. :twitch: :disshame:
Yet...wait 'til JB see's this. She will burn down that supermarket...It's coming in the air tonight!
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Rat Patrol wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 10:10pm
At the supermarket checkout counter this evening, and this thing is staring back at me front-and-center on the book rack:

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It wasn't until I saw that people were staring at me that I realized the "OH YEAH? I'LL SHOW YOU!!!" was spoken aloud instead of in my own head. :twitch: :disshame:
I read it a few weeks ago, remarkable bloke.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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