What Are you Eating Right Now?

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Heston
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Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?

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Kory wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 12:52pm
Heston wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 8:48am
revbob wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 7:00am
Heston wrote:
21 Sep 2017, 8:53am
Jak Alan... Terrible eggs. No beans. Plain white bread - disaster.
Stephen Rayment... Wouldn't bother again

They're a hard bunch to please.
I see you broke out the fine china for this. You were bound to get burned on that one.
Whats the black stuff on the right though and are eggs supposed to be prepared in some specific fashion for a true english breakfast or it it make them how you loke them? They dont look burned to me thats the biggest sin when it comes to eggs.
The black stuff is fried mushrooms, I like em well done. I suppose the eggs are a bit disastrous, I'm not sure what happened.
The wife made this the other day, what do you think her rating would be?

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That looks amazing. I can post it for you if you like and let you know the reaction, or you could join yourself, it's quite a funny group if you enjoy insults. "Fry Up Police" is the name if you're interested.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?

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Heston wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 1:01pm
Kory wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 12:52pm
Heston wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 8:48am
revbob wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 7:00am
Heston wrote:
21 Sep 2017, 8:53am
Jak Alan... Terrible eggs. No beans. Plain white bread - disaster.
Stephen Rayment... Wouldn't bother again

They're a hard bunch to please.
I see you broke out the fine china for this. You were bound to get burned on that one.
Whats the black stuff on the right though and are eggs supposed to be prepared in some specific fashion for a true english breakfast or it it make them how you loke them? They dont look burned to me thats the biggest sin when it comes to eggs.
The black stuff is fried mushrooms, I like em well done. I suppose the eggs are a bit disastrous, I'm not sure what happened.
The wife made this the other day, what do you think her rating would be?

Image
That looks amazing. I can post it for you if you like and let you know the reaction, or you could join yourself, it's quite a funny group if you enjoy insults. "Fry Up Police" is the name if you're interested.
I'll give it a try. I hope I emerge unscathed!
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc

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Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?

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Kory wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 1:11pm
Heston wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 1:01pm
Kory wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 12:52pm
Heston wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 8:48am
revbob wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 7:00am


I see you broke out the fine china for this. You were bound to get burned on that one.
Whats the black stuff on the right though and are eggs supposed to be prepared in some specific fashion for a true english breakfast or it it make them how you loke them? They dont look burned to me thats the biggest sin when it comes to eggs.
The black stuff is fried mushrooms, I like em well done. I suppose the eggs are a bit disastrous, I'm not sure what happened.
The wife made this the other day, what do you think her rating would be?

Image
That looks amazing. I can post it for you if you like and let you know the reaction, or you could join yourself, it's quite a funny group if you enjoy insults. "Fry Up Police" is the name if you're interested.
I'll give it a try. I hope I emerge unscathed!
Those membership questions at the beginning were tough.
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc

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Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?

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Kory wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 1:14pm
Kory wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 1:11pm
Heston wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 1:01pm
Kory wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 12:52pm
Heston wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 8:48am


The black stuff is fried mushrooms, I like em well done. I suppose the eggs are a bit disastrous, I'm not sure what happened.
The wife made this the other day, what do you think her rating would be?

Image
That looks amazing. I can post it for you if you like and let you know the reaction, or you could join yourself, it's quite a funny group if you enjoy insults. "Fry Up Police" is the name if you're interested.
I'll give it a try. I hope I emerge unscathed!
Those membership questions at the beginning were tough.
Be prepared to be called a cunt a few times.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?

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Heston wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 1:16pm
Kory wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 1:14pm
Kory wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 1:11pm
Heston wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 1:01pm
Kory wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 12:52pm


The wife made this the other day, what do you think her rating would be?

Image
That looks amazing. I can post it for you if you like and let you know the reaction, or you could join yourself, it's quite a funny group if you enjoy insults. "Fry Up Police" is the name if you're interested.
I'll give it a try. I hope I emerge unscathed!
Those membership questions at the beginning were tough.
Be prepared to be called a cunt a few times.
Always.
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc

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Both look good to me although I would swap the hash browns for black pudding.

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101Walterton wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 4:30pm
Both look good to me although I would swap the hash browns for black pudding.
And white pudding.
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Hes, I haven't been accepted to that group yet. How long do you think I should wait before having you just post the photo for me?
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Kory wrote:
25 Sep 2017, 12:28pm
Hes, I haven't been accepted to that group yet. How long do you think I should wait before having you just post the photo for me?
Sir, their response speaks for itself.
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Silent Majority wrote:
25 Sep 2017, 1:05pm
Kory wrote:
25 Sep 2017, 12:28pm
Hes, I haven't been accepted to that group yet. How long do you think I should wait before having you just post the photo for me?
Sir, their response speaks for itself.
They didn't even see my photo!
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Kory wrote:
25 Sep 2017, 12:28pm
Hes, I haven't been accepted to that group yet. How long do you think I should wait before having you just post the photo for me?
i will post it and report back. They might be suspicious of Americans.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Imagine being denied membership to a club that looked into Heston's soul, that saw the condom pastrami and Starship entwined onto his very being, and deemed him worthy.
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First reactions aren't great.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: What Are you Eating Right Now?

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This is as good a place as any to disclose two disturbing incidents that happened to me.
1) Whilst staying at a large International hotel in the South Island I was enjoying the large buffet full English. I had a generous helping of baked beans as I hadn't had any for a while. To my horror I discovered in the first mouthful that cleverly disguised amongst the said baked beans was diced carrot!!!! One of the most disgusting creations known to man.
2) New Café opened up 2 weeks ago just up the road. Tested it out with their big breakfast. Impressive on arrival with the usual in place but special mention to the black pudding that wasn't listed on the menu and great mushrooms. All going well until I got to the beans. Checked for carrot (still a bit weary) then proceeded to discover that worse than carrot in beans is HOME MADE baked beans 🤢

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