Shamerd my assgerfed
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My wife's birthday is in a couple days, "shit bitch" bear will be the perfect FB post.
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But she'll think Kaleb is hitting on her.
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I love that I can only read that with Zoidberg's voice in my head.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I thought of the line immediately in his voice after I read your post—I guess it's part of me forever.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Sep 2017, 1:30pmI love that I can only read that with Zoidberg's voice in my head.
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I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but a good friend and co-worker here, who's Jewish and shares many Woody Allen mannerisms, admitted that he watched Futurama for several years before realizing Zoidberg was supposed to be Jewish. Just astounding.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I don't believe he's Jewish. Check his horns for me.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Sep 2017, 5:58pmI'm sure I've mentioned this before, but a good friend and co-worker here, who's Jewish and shares many Woody Allen mannerisms, admitted that he watched Futurama for several years before realizing Zoidberg was supposed to be Jewish. Just astounding.
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Oh, he be Jewish. Originally from Argentina. I remember him giving me a chocolate gold coin for Hanukkah and saying, "This is very important. Jews don't just go around giving people money, you know."JennyB wrote: ↑08 Sep 2017, 11:11amI don't believe he's Jewish. Check his horns for me.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Sep 2017, 5:58pmI'm sure I've mentioned this before, but a good friend and co-worker here, who's Jewish and shares many Woody Allen mannerisms, admitted that he watched Futurama for several years before realizing Zoidberg was supposed to be Jewish. Just astounding.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Is he married? I have some single friends.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Sep 2017, 11:18amOh, he be Jewish. Originally from Argentina. I remember him giving me a chocolate gold coin for Hanukkah and saying, "This is very important. Jews don't just go around giving people money, you know."JennyB wrote: ↑08 Sep 2017, 11:11amI don't believe he's Jewish. Check his horns for me.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Sep 2017, 5:58pmI'm sure I've mentioned this before, but a good friend and co-worker here, who's Jewish and shares many Woody Allen mannerisms, admitted that he watched Futurama for several years before realizing Zoidberg was supposed to be Jewish. Just astounding.
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JennyB wrote: ↑08 Sep 2017, 11:47amIs he married? I have some single friends.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Sep 2017, 11:18amOh, he be Jewish. Originally from Argentina. I remember him giving me a chocolate gold coin for Hanukkah and saying, "This is very important. Jews don't just go around giving people money, you know."JennyB wrote: ↑08 Sep 2017, 11:11amI don't believe he's Jewish. Check his horns for me.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Sep 2017, 5:58pmI'm sure I've mentioned this before, but a good friend and co-worker here, who's Jewish and shares many Woody Allen mannerisms, admitted that he watched Futurama for several years before realizing Zoidberg was supposed to be Jewish. Just astounding.
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So, doctor, but not doctuh?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Sep 2017, 11:54amJennyB wrote: ↑08 Sep 2017, 11:47amIs he married? I have some single friends.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Sep 2017, 11:18amOh, he be Jewish. Originally from Argentina. I remember him giving me a chocolate gold coin for Hanukkah and saying, "This is very important. Jews don't just go around giving people money, you know."JennyB wrote: ↑08 Sep 2017, 11:11amI don't believe he's Jewish. Check his horns for me.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Sep 2017, 5:58pmI'm sure I've mentioned this before, but a good friend and co-worker here, who's Jewish and shares many Woody Allen mannerisms, admitted that he watched Futurama for several years before realizing Zoidberg was supposed to be Jewish. Just astounding.He is married. He's also gets to be called doctor, but not the good kind (he's the marginally employable kind, like me).
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Bingowitz.JennyB wrote: ↑08 Sep 2017, 12:03pmSo, doctor, but not doctuh?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Sep 2017, 11:54amJennyB wrote: ↑08 Sep 2017, 11:47amIs he married? I have some single friends.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Sep 2017, 11:18amOh, he be Jewish. Originally from Argentina. I remember him giving me a chocolate gold coin for Hanukkah and saying, "This is very important. Jews don't just go around giving people money, you know."He is married. He's also gets to be called doctor, but not the good kind (he's the marginally employable kind, like me).
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Everyone. EVERYONE. I'm drunk, watching live Clash footage on YouTube and concerned that the Chickenfoot thread is higher than this one until I finish this post.
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His high school grad photos contain all that, so we're no closer to proof.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑13 Oct 2017, 10:09pmPics of the fish heads and Necco wafers pizza or it didn't happen.![]()
(I did about 3/4 a bottle of wine tonight and it had zilcho effect on me. One of those nights where full sobriety is my fate.)
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft