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revbob wrote:
16 Aug 2017, 3:42pm
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This commercial has been running on one of the sports channels, so I see it all the time when I watch baseball. It is so goddamned dorky that it's finally won me over.
I've been known to knock back a few milk stouts while playing softball. I don't think I've had a glass of straight milk though since my early 20s
Milk is gross.
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Milk is gross.
YOUR GROSS
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revbob wrote:
16 Aug 2017, 3:42pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Aug 2017, 3:34pm


This commercial has been running on one of the sports channels, so I see it all the time when I watch baseball. It is so goddamned dorky that it's finally won me over.
I've been known to knock back a few milk stouts while playing softball. I don't think I've had a glass of straight milk though since my early 20s
Yeah, I can't remember the last time I had a glass of milk. I have cereal for breakfast every morning, so that's my milk for the day (plus cream milk in my coffee).
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Canada, home of Jefferson Davis
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Canada, home away from home of Jefferson Davis
Just saving a little face. :shifty:
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Canada, home of Jefferson Davis
Jefferson "Geddy" Davis, you mean.
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Flex wrote:
16 Aug 2017, 3:45pm
Kory wrote:
16 Aug 2017, 3:44pm
Milk is gross.
YOUR GROSS
My what?
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JennyB wrote:
16 Aug 2017, 3:59pm
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Canada, home of Jefferson Davis
Jefferson "Geddy" Davis, you mean.
No, that's Robert E. "Geddy" Lee. It's Jefferson "Celine" Davis.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Aug 2017, 4:05pm
JennyB wrote:
16 Aug 2017, 3:59pm
eumaas wrote:
16 Aug 2017, 3:52pm
Canada, home of Jefferson Davis
Jefferson "Geddy" Davis, you mean.
No, that's Robert E. "Geddy" Lee. It's Jefferson "Celine" Davis.
Doy...I can't believe I missed that!
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Soccer Baseball?



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Soccer Baseball?



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What is wrong with these people? There is nothing soccer about kickball.

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I have never ever ever never never ever heard it called anything but kickball. As far as I'm concerned central and eastern Canada has forfeited all legitimacy over this.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Aug 2017, 6:14am
I have never ever ever never never ever heard it called anything but kickball. As far as I'm concerned central and eastern Canada has forfeited all legitimacy over this.
I find it hard to believe. Although I can imagine my Canadian cousins saying that along with the other goofy things they used to say.

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revbob wrote:
26 Aug 2017, 6:35am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Aug 2017, 6:14am
I have never ever ever never never ever heard it called anything but kickball. As far as I'm concerned central and eastern Canada has forfeited all legitimacy over this.
I find it hard to believe. Although I can imagine my Canadian cousins saying that along with the other goofy things they used to say.
There's always regionalisms, but they're usually semi-comprehensible. Soccer baseball makes no goddamned sense at all. How would that catch on when the more sensible term kickball was in circulation and free for use?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Aug 2017, 6:45am
revbob wrote:
26 Aug 2017, 6:35am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Aug 2017, 6:14am
I have never ever ever never never ever heard it called anything but kickball. As far as I'm concerned central and eastern Canada has forfeited all legitimacy over this.
I find it hard to believe. Although I can imagine my Canadian cousins saying that along with the other goofy things they used to say.
There's always regionalisms, but they're usually semi-comprehensible. Soccer baseball makes no goddamned sense at all. How would that catch on when the more sensible term kickball was in circulation and free for use?
So, do you call a hoodie a "bunnyhug"?

EDIT: the most annoying one for me (other than "pencil crayons") was learning half of Canada says poster board and half says Bristol board, because speaking as an artist, those are two different things.
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