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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

Post by Heston » 22 Aug 2017, 7:49pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:46pm
Heston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:44pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:41pm
Heston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:29pm
I suppose the last bit rules out Gene Simmons. No one on here will ever understand the MIGHT of Kiss, fucking too many Joy Division fans on here.
So, drinking on a Tuesday night?
Ok, I'm drunk..Had an unexpected detour to an Irish open mic night. Maj would have wanted it.
To the KISS thread for morning-after regrets!
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So what does Marconi playing the mamba mean? "Marconi" is referring to the radio itself. It plays a deadly snake. The snake - the mamba - is slithering from the speakers. Ready to kill greedy corporations. Ready to free the world of all that is evil, and to leave behind only the youthful idealism encompassed by the tenets of rock and roll.

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Aug 2017, 7:56pm

Heston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:46pm
Heston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:44pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:41pm
Heston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:29pm
I suppose the last bit rules out Gene Simmons. No one on here will ever understand the MIGHT of Kiss, fucking too many Joy Division fans on here.
So, drinking on a Tuesday night?
Ok, I'm drunk..Had an unexpected detour to an Irish open mic night. Maj would have wanted it.
To the KISS thread for morning-after regrets!
I need to buy a studded codpiece.
I agree. You also need to post a picture of yourself wearing said studded codpiece.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

Post by Kory » 22 Aug 2017, 8:03pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:56pm
Heston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:46pm
Heston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:44pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:41pm


So, drinking on a Tuesday night?
Ok, I'm drunk..Had an unexpected detour to an Irish open mic night. Maj would have wanted it.
To the KISS thread for morning-after regrets!
I need to buy a studded codpiece.
I agree. You also need to post a picture of yourself wearing said studded codpiece.
Now they're BOTH drunk!
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Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
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Pat Sajak (PSak)
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Florida Timeshare (ditto)
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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Aug 2017, 8:09pm

Kory wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 8:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:56pm
Heston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:46pm
Heston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:44pm


Ok, I'm drunk..Had an unexpected detour to an Irish open mic night. Maj would have wanted it.
To the KISS thread for morning-after regrets!
I need to buy a studded codpiece.
I agree. You also need to post a picture of yourself wearing said studded codpiece.
Now they're BOTH drunk!
Heston embarrassing himself, especially on KISS-related inanity, is the ultimate booze.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

Post by eumaas » 22 Aug 2017, 9:29pm

Having trouble using my phone o do it and my laptop is out of battery. Is it all right if I do it tomorrow morning??
"The only thing that really occurs to me that I can say on this is to point out how fascinating it is that the Hassan-i-Sabbah archetype keeps turning up over and over again ... He disappears up into the mountains and is never seen again. Believe me, he'll never be seen again. He'll live forever because of that."

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Aug 2017, 9:37pm

Certainly, certainly. There's no great rush on this.
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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

Post by Flex » 22 Aug 2017, 9:41pm

This is how roundies begin their long con.
"I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon." - Prince

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

Post by revbob » 22 Aug 2017, 11:22pm

Flex wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 9:41pm
This is how roundies begin their long con.
Yeah I'm sure if you can lend Gene a few bucks for a new computer he'll be able to help youpit with that book

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

Post by BostonBeaneater » 22 Aug 2017, 11:56pm

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

Post by Dr. Medulla » 23 Aug 2017, 5:56am

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

Post by JennyB » 23 Aug 2017, 11:11am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 5:39pm
Nein.
I messaged you yesterday - did you not receive it? Or do you not take kind offers from women?
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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

Post by eumaas » 23 Aug 2017, 11:12am

Hello,

I am the President of Belarus. I have ordered your item. Please deposit $100,000 in my account to receive it.
"The only thing that really occurs to me that I can say on this is to point out how fascinating it is that the Hassan-i-Sabbah archetype keeps turning up over and over again ... He disappears up into the mountains and is never seen again. Believe me, he'll never be seen again. He'll live forever because of that."

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

Post by Dr. Medulla » 23 Aug 2017, 11:37am

JennyB wrote:
23 Aug 2017, 11:11am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 5:39pm
Nein.
I messaged you yesterday - did you not receive it? Or do you not take kind offers from women?
Nope—nothing showing as a PM or email or anything else. Is it in your Outbox or Sent folder?
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

Post by JennyB » 23 Aug 2017, 11:50am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Aug 2017, 11:37am
JennyB wrote:
23 Aug 2017, 11:11am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 5:39pm
Nein.
I messaged you yesterday - did you not receive it? Or do you not take kind offers from women?
Nope—nothing showing as a PM or email or anything else. Is it in your Outbox or Sent folder?
Weird, neither. I swear I sent it. happy to do it if Gene can't. I blame Hoy.
Got a Rake? Sure!

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Don't talk shop.

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

Post by eumaas » 23 Aug 2017, 11:52am

JennyB wrote:
23 Aug 2017, 11:50am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Aug 2017, 11:37am
JennyB wrote:
23 Aug 2017, 11:11am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 5:39pm
Nein.
I messaged you yesterday - did you not receive it? Or do you not take kind offers from women?
Nope—nothing showing as a PM or email or anything else. Is it in your Outbox or Sent folder?
Weird, neither. I swear I sent it. happy to do it if Gene can't. I blame Hoy.
i already did it nya nya
"The only thing that really occurs to me that I can say on this is to point out how fascinating it is that the Hassan-i-Sabbah archetype keeps turning up over and over again ... He disappears up into the mountains and is never seen again. Believe me, he'll never be seen again. He'll live forever because of that."

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