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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:46pm
Heston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:44pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:41pm
Heston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:29pm
I suppose the last bit rules out Gene Simmons. No one on here will ever understand the MIGHT of Kiss, fucking too many Joy Division fans on here.
So, drinking on a Tuesday night?
Ok, I'm drunk..Had an unexpected detour to an Irish open mic night. Maj would have wanted it.
To the KISS thread for morning-after regrets!
I need to buy a studded codpiece.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

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Heston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:46pm
Heston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:44pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:41pm
Heston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:29pm
I suppose the last bit rules out Gene Simmons. No one on here will ever understand the MIGHT of Kiss, fucking too many Joy Division fans on here.
So, drinking on a Tuesday night?
Ok, I'm drunk..Had an unexpected detour to an Irish open mic night. Maj would have wanted it.
To the KISS thread for morning-after regrets!
I need to buy a studded codpiece.
I agree. You also need to post a picture of yourself wearing said studded codpiece.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:56pm
Heston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:46pm
Heston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:44pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:41pm


So, drinking on a Tuesday night?
Ok, I'm drunk..Had an unexpected detour to an Irish open mic night. Maj would have wanted it.
To the KISS thread for morning-after regrets!
I need to buy a studded codpiece.
I agree. You also need to post a picture of yourself wearing said studded codpiece.
Now they're BOTH drunk!
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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

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Kory wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 8:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:56pm
Heston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:46pm
Heston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 7:44pm


Ok, I'm drunk..Had an unexpected detour to an Irish open mic night. Maj would have wanted it.
To the KISS thread for morning-after regrets!
I need to buy a studded codpiece.
I agree. You also need to post a picture of yourself wearing said studded codpiece.
Now they're BOTH drunk!
Heston embarrassing himself, especially on KISS-related inanity, is the ultimate booze.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

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Having trouble using my phone o do it and my laptop is out of battery. Is it all right if I do it tomorrow morning??
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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

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Certainly, certainly. There's no great rush on this.
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This is how roundies begin their long con.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

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Flex wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 9:41pm
This is how roundies begin their long con.
Yeah I'm sure if you can lend Gene a few bucks for a new computer he'll be able to help youpit with that book

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 5:39pm
Nein.
I messaged you yesterday - did you not receive it? Or do you not take kind offers from women?
Got a Rake? Sure!

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

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Hello,

I am the President of Belarus. I have ordered your item. Please deposit $100,000 in my account to receive it.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

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JennyB wrote:
23 Aug 2017, 11:11am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 5:39pm
Nein.
I messaged you yesterday - did you not receive it? Or do you not take kind offers from women?
Nope—nothing showing as a PM or email or anything else. Is it in your Outbox or Sent folder?
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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Aug 2017, 11:37am
JennyB wrote:
23 Aug 2017, 11:11am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 5:39pm
Nein.
I messaged you yesterday - did you not receive it? Or do you not take kind offers from women?
Nope—nothing showing as a PM or email or anything else. Is it in your Outbox or Sent folder?
Weird, neither. I swear I sent it. happy to do it if Gene can't. I blame Hoy.
Got a Rake? Sure!

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

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JennyB wrote:
23 Aug 2017, 11:50am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Aug 2017, 11:37am
JennyB wrote:
23 Aug 2017, 11:11am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 5:39pm
Nein.
I messaged you yesterday - did you not receive it? Or do you not take kind offers from women?
Nope—nothing showing as a PM or email or anything else. Is it in your Outbox or Sent folder?
Weird, neither. I swear I sent it. happy to do it if Gene can't. I blame Hoy.
i already did it nya nya
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman

I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy

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