I need to buy a studded codpiece.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Aug 2017, 7:46pmTo the KISS thread for morning-after regrets!Heston wrote: ↑22 Aug 2017, 7:44pmOk, I'm drunk..Had an unexpected detour to an Irish open mic night. Maj would have wanted it.
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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart
I agree. You also need to post a picture of yourself wearing said studded codpiece.Heston wrote: ↑22 Aug 2017, 7:49pmI need to buy a studded codpiece.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Aug 2017, 7:46pmTo the KISS thread for morning-after regrets!Heston wrote: ↑22 Aug 2017, 7:44pmOk, I'm drunk..Had an unexpected detour to an Irish open mic night. Maj would have wanted it.
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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart
Now they're BOTH drunk!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Aug 2017, 7:56pmI agree. You also need to post a picture of yourself wearing said studded codpiece.
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Heston embarrassing himself, especially on KISS-related inanity, is the ultimate booze.Kory wrote: ↑22 Aug 2017, 8:03pmNow they're BOTH drunk!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Aug 2017, 7:56pmI agree. You also need to post a picture of yourself wearing said studded codpiece.
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Having trouble using my phone o do it and my laptop is out of battery. Is it all right if I do it tomorrow morning??
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Certainly, certainly. There's no great rush on this.
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This is how roundies begin their long con.
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heLLo friend AmErica, have I FounD you? I am AttROney for tHe PrinCe of BIafra, Africa who had unlimited MoNey unwbilling in USA bank. If you Aja's a current card of credit it the kingdom of Marijuana is come to you.
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I messaged you yesterday - did you not receive it? Or do you not take kind offers from women?
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Hello,
I am the President of Belarus. I have ordered your item. Please deposit $100,000 in my account to receive it.
I am the President of Belarus. I have ordered your item. Please deposit $100,000 in my account to receive it.
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I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
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Nope—nothing showing as a PM or email or anything else. Is it in your Outbox or Sent folder?
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Weird, neither. I swear I sent it. happy to do it if Gene can't. I blame Hoy.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Aug 2017, 11:37amNope—nothing showing as a PM or email or anything else. Is it in your Outbox or Sent folder?
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i already did it nya nyaJennyB wrote: ↑23 Aug 2017, 11:50amWeird, neither. I swear I sent it. happy to do it if Gene can't. I blame Hoy.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Aug 2017, 11:37amNope—nothing showing as a PM or email or anything else. Is it in your Outbox or Sent folder?
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy