The Maritime Accidents Thread

eumaas · Post by **eumaas** » 21 Aug 2017, 8:27am

What gives? Are sailors just not looking out the damn window anymore? Four collisions in the past year.

Dr. Medulla · Post by **Dr. Medulla** » 21 Aug 2017, 8:52am

Obummer probably closed up all the portholes so that sailors don't disrespect Muslim terrorists.

JennyB · Post by **JennyB** » 21 Aug 2017, 9:20am

It's obviously the fault of ghost pirates.

Kory · Post by **Kory** » 21 Aug 2017, 12:22pm

JennyB wrote: ↑
21 Aug 2017, 9:20am
It's obviously the fault of ghost pirates.

Inder · Post by **Inder** » 21 Aug 2017, 12:27pm

Finally, a Maritime Accents Thread.

Dr. Medulla · Post by **Dr. Medulla** » 21 Aug 2017, 12:39pm

Inder wrote: ↑
21 Aug 2017, 12:27pm
Finally, a Maritime Accents Thread.

Or watch any episode of Codco.

Rat Patrol · Post by **Rat Patrol** » 21 Aug 2017, 4:38pm

Works every time.

Rat Patrol · Post by **Rat Patrol** » 29 Aug 2018, 12:58pm

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/08/2 ... beach.html

Wanted: designated cetacean red rocket player. Terms negotiable.

BostonBeaneater · Post by **BostonBeaneater** » 29 Aug 2018, 1:54pm

This accent is like half Irish and half Ontario.

BostonBeaneater · Post by **BostonBeaneater** » 29 Aug 2018, 1:59pm

Rat Patrol · Post by **Rat Patrol** » 27 Sep 2018, 11:36pm

"Suh...I challenge you to a duel!"

eumaas · Post by **eumaas** » 28 Sep 2018, 7:46am

BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑
29 Aug 2018, 1:54pm
This accent is like half Irish and half Ontario.

Wrong thread

101Walterton · Post by **101Walterton** » 28 Sep 2018, 8:42am

Rat Patrol wrote: ↑
27 Sep 2018, 11:36pm
"Suh...I challenge you to a duel!"

Only in New Zealand can you get slapped in the face with an octopus by a seal!

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