Oh Canada!

[Rat Patrol]

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_58c30 ... 078ca6bf9a?

Alberta has the most fabulous! mind-control fluoride in their tap water.

[Dr. Medulla]

http://deadspin.com/canadian-pm-justin- ... 1794594195

Good advice, of course, but I immediately noticed that he's wearing woolies. On both topics, he and I finally agree.

[JennyB]

We'll miss you, Doc. http://jezebel.com/maple-syrup-thief-ge ... 1794590465

[Dr. Medulla]

We'll miss you, Doc. http://jezebel.com/maple-syrup-thief-ge ... 1794590465

I'l be back! I'll bide my time, let the world rest easy, and then my dreams of a maple syrup empire will become reality. Then, oh yes then, IHOP and Denny's will bend to my will.

[revbob]

http://deadspin.com/canadian-pm-justin- ... 1794594195

Good advice, of course, but I immediately noticed that he's wearing woolies. On both topics, he and I finally agree.

I'm more of a foot man myself but an elbow will do in a pinch. The auto flushers are one of the best inventions ever

[BostonBeaneater]

How could I forget... FUCK YOU CANADA.

[Rat Patrol]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sou ... 570d376b98

♫ Some folk'll never lose a toe
♫ But then again some folk'll
♫ like Canuckyland's
♫ rotgut stunt pub

[BostonBeaneater]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sou ... 570d376b98

♫ Some folk'll never lose a toe
♫ But then again some folk'll
♫ like Canuckyland's
♫ rotgut stunt pub

Is anyone surprised it was a Québécois?

[Dr. Medulla]

Justice still exists in the Great White North: http://www.wptv.com/news/national/famed ... an-apology

[revbob]

Happy belated Canada Day eh?

[Dr. Medulla]

Happy belated Canada Day eh?

Thanks, eh. It was an even worse clusterfuck here in Justinville. People lining up for four hours to get onto Parliament Hill, only to learn they weren't in the right line, mainly because security didn't know anything either. Plus thunderstorms that kinda pissed on the fireworks. A lot of very disappointed tourists. In its own way, they got an authentic Ottawa experience, one dominated by Kafkaesque bureaucracy. My intolerance for crowds and lack of nationalist spirit kept me way the fuck away from it all, and for once my angry grandpa spirit was validated.

[revbob]

Happy belated Canada Day eh?

Thanks, eh. It was an even worse clusterfuck here in Justinville. People lining up for four hours to get onto Parliament Hill, only to learn they weren't in the right line, mainly because security didn't know anything either. Plus thunderstorms that kinda pissed on the fireworks. A lot of very disappointed tourists. In its own way, they got an authentic Ottawa experience, one dominated by Kafkaesque bureaucracy. My intolerance for crowds and lack of nationalist spirit kept me way the fuck away from it all, and for once my angry grandpa spirit was validated.

So this isn't a pic of you and the missus?

[Dr. Medulla]

Happy belated Canada Day eh?

Thanks, eh. It was an even worse clusterfuck here in Justinville. People lining up for four hours to get onto Parliament Hill, only to learn they weren't in the right line, mainly because security didn't know anything either. Plus thunderstorms that kinda pissed on the fireworks. A lot of very disappointed tourists. In its own way, they got an authentic Ottawa experience, one dominated by Kafkaesque bureaucracy. My intolerance for crowds and lack of nationalist spirit kept me way the fuck away from it all, and for once my angry grandpa spirit was validated.

So this isn't a pic of you and the missus?

I lost a dumb bar bet!

[Dr. Medulla]

This commercial has been running on one of the sports channels, so I see it all the time when I watch baseball. It is so goddamned dorky that it's finally won me over.

[revbob]

This commercial has been running on one of the sports channels, so I see it all the time when I watch baseball. It is so goddamned dorky that it's finally won me over.

I've been known to knock back a few milk stouts while playing softball. I don't think I've had a glass of straight milk though since my early 20s