Ted Nugent is playing at the venue next to my apartment this Friday
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Ted Nugent is playing at the venue next to my apartment this Friday
The is a communal roof deck that looks down on the outdoor bar and smoking area at the venue. I'd like to cause some trouble by way of a banner or something I hang off the deck railing for all these wastoids to see. Please submit your ideas.
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Re: Ted Nugent is playing at the venue next to my apartment this Friday
Offer to have a reasonable debate with him.
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Or murder him with a bat. But it seems like it has to be one of those two.
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Re: Ted Nugent is playing at the venue next to my apartment this Friday
Something to the effect of pointing out that Ted literally piss and shit himsrlf to avoid being drafted and sent to Vietnam.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Ted Nugent is playing at the venue next to my apartment this Friday
A sign that says draft-dodging pedophiles belong in jail. (I don't blame anyone for dodging the draft because they are pacifists/don't believe in the war. But warmongers like Ted have no excuse).
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Re: Ted Nugent is playing at the venue next to my apartment this Friday
That sounds good.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Aug 2017, 9:43pmSomething to the effect of pointing out that Ted literally piss and shit himsrlf to avoid being drafted and sent to Vietnam.
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Re: Ted Nugent is playing at the venue next to my apartment this Friday
Ask him if he knows who wrote these lyrics.
The Indian and the buffalo
They existed hand in hand
The Indian needed food
He needed skins for a roof
But he only took what they needed, baby
Millions of buffalo were the proof
But then came the white man
With his thick and empty head
He couldn't see past the billfold
He wanted all the buffalo dead
It was sad, It was sad
The Indian and the buffalo
They existed hand in hand
The Indian needed food
He needed skins for a roof
But he only took what they needed, baby
Millions of buffalo were the proof
But then came the white man
With his thick and empty head
He couldn't see past the billfold
He wanted all the buffalo dead
It was sad, It was sad
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Re: Ted Nugent is playing at the venue next to my apartment this Friday
Love David Crosby twitter.
It's weird to recall that Ted Nugent was in the very, very good Amboy Dukes back in the day.
It's weird to recall that Ted Nugent was in the very, very good Amboy Dukes back in the day.
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Re: Ted Nugent is playing at the venue next to my apartment this Friday
Longevity ain't good enough, Ted. The idea that he is a significant figure in the history of rock n roll is ludicrous, even if he spent his days personally feeding the homeless. Take any rock history survey book and if he does get a mention, it'll be in passing. Someone like Billy Squier has as strong a case.
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Even on its own merits, it's hard to argue that he's released anything good or vital since like 1978.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Aug 2017, 3:42pmLongevity ain't good enough, Ted. The idea that he is a significant figure in the history of rock n roll is ludicrous, even if he spent his days personally feeding the homeless. Take any rock history survey book and if he does get a mention, it'll be in passing. Someone like Billy Squier has as strong a case.
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Re: Ted Nugent is playing at the venue next to my apartment this Friday
Whereas Billy Squier has played with Ringo Starr's band!* Squier for the Hall!Flex wrote: ↑14 Aug 2017, 3:44pmEven on its own merits, it's hard to argue that he's released anything good or vital since like 1978.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Aug 2017, 3:42pmLongevity ain't good enough, Ted. The idea that he is a significant figure in the history of rock n roll is ludicrous, even if he spent his days personally feeding the homeless. Take any rock history survey book and if he does get a mention, it'll be in passing. Someone like Billy Squier has as strong a case.
* According to Wikipedia. I'm not trying to con any of y'all into thinking I'm a Billy Squier expert.
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Doctor Medulla: America's #1 Billy Squier fan.
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Time to update the cv!
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Re: Ted Nugent is playing at the venue next to my apartment this Friday
First the Freddy bootlegs, now Billy Squier!
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.