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I'd be okay with squirrels if they didnt eat my cherries and berries. Until they stop its war.
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That's actually why I like them...BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 11:41am
They are fluffy rats who would feed on your eyes given the chance.
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Me too. And I've got news for you, our dogs and cats would also feed on us if given the right conditions.Wolter wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 1:21pmThat's actually why I like them...BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 11:41am
They are fluffy rats who would feed on your eyes given the chance.
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I have this on a shirt as a possibility of my final fate.
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It is written and sealed. Like the Book of Life between Rosh HaShanah and Yom Kippur.
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They'll go for the face first. Easy soft tissue to start on. Then the belly (and genitals, if yours are external!).JennyB wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 1:50pmIt is written and sealed. Like the Book of Life between Rosh HaShanah and Yom Kippur.
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When it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.
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My dogs and cats know to stay the fuck away from my berries though. Okay I don't actually have pets anymore but when I did they left my damn fruit to help alone.JennyB wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 1:37pmMe too. And I've got news for you, our dogs and cats would also feed on us if given the right conditions.Wolter wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 1:21pmThat's actually why I like them...BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 11:41am
They are fluffy rats who would feed on your eyes given the chance.
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...Or simply eat the cat.101Walterton wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 3:00pmWhen it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.
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Marky Dread wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 6:48pm...Or simply eat the cat.101Walterton wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 3:00pmWhen it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.
Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts.
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It Must Have Been the Cat.revbob wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 7:10pmMarky Dread wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 6:48pm...Or simply eat the cat.101Walterton wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 3:00pmWhen it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... &cf=1
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-new ... 08511.ampMarky Dread wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 9:23pmIt Must Have Been the Cat.revbob wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 7:10pmMarky Dread wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 6:48pm...Or simply eat the cat.101Walterton wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 3:00pmWhen it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... &cf=1
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This thread has taken a bit of a turn.
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Ok so blame the hamster.revbob wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 10:11pmhttp://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-new ... 08511.ampMarky Dread wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 9:23pmIt Must Have Been the Cat.revbob wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 7:10pmMarky Dread wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 6:48pm...Or simply eat the cat.101Walterton wrote: ↑08 Aug 2017, 3:00pmWhen it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... &cf=1
Yeah I've seen all these horror stories. Like the one where the woman allowed her little dog to sleep on her bed for years then one morning she woke up in agony as the dog was chewing off her nose. She survived and put no blame on the dog.
Forces have been looting
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